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If I could go back and say one thing to my younger self it would be: YOU ARE NOT FAT.
— Jennifer Saunders
People tend to say, 'You're not as fat or as ugly as I expected.' I never know how to reply. It's a bit of a slap, but they don't mean it, I'm sure.
— Siobhan Finneran
You're not fat unless you're bigger outwards than upwards. Anyway, better fat than tall.
— T.J. Dixon
Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I'm fat, not blind.
— George R R Martin
To all the girls that think you're fat because you're not a size zero, you're the beautiful one, its society who's ugly.
— Marilyn Monroe
Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them.
— James D. Watson
I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat.
— Jimmy Carr
What you want is to rev up your metabolism so that you are burning fat and calories, not preserving fat and calories.
— Kathy Freston
Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you'd get if you shaved a bear.
— Terry Pratchett
No. I do not fucking play soccer. Do you think I'd be this fat if I played fucking soccer?
— Michael Hassan
You're not fat, just easier to see than most.
— Mark A. Cooper
I used to not be into clothes. It's hard to be into clothes when the only thing people see about you is the fat, not the fashion.
— Sara Wolf
Being called fat is not like being called stupid or unfunny, which is the worst thing you could ever say to me.
— Mindy Kaling
I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street.
— Barack Obama
I am against people reaping where they have not sown. But we have a saying that if you want to eat a toad you should look for a fat and juicy one.
— Chinua Achebe
Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table.
— Jesse Ventura
Even if you are predisposed to being overweight, you're not predestined to be fat.
— Timothy Ferriss
You are not an agnostic ... You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass.
— Conor Cruise O'Brien
The frying pan you should give to your enemy. Food should not be prepared in fat. Our bodies are adapted to a stone age diet of roots and vegetables.
— Denis Parsons Burkitt
Well, you're not [fat]. You have, like, the ideal balance of fat and muscle ... If I were a cannibal, I'd eat you.
— Natasha Friend
I'm a grown woman and sometimes, I might be a little fat, you know? Am I alone there? Not really.
— Leighton Meester
Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call me if you're ill.
— Anton Du Beke
It is not what you say, but how you say, that's important. 99% Fat Free product seems more healthy than a product with 1% Fat.
— Manoj Arora
Do not envy others. If someone gets a larger piece of cake, be happy for them. They'll get fat and you'll stay thin.
— Frederick Lenz
Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady.
— Steve Coogan
You can find trans fat in baked goods and packaged products that do not have an expiration date.
— Maria Bella
I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland.
— Jesse Ventura
We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat. We're trying to get fat.
— Shaquille O'Neal
Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace
— Cassandra Clare
If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat.
— Caitlin Moran
You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar.
— Zach Galifianakis
It's not the fat that's making you fat: it's not understanding separating carbohydrates from protein and fat.
— Suzanne Somers
You must not think
That we are made of stuff so fat and dull
That we can let our beard be shook with danger
And think it pastime. — William Shakespeare
That we are made of stuff so fat and dull
That we can let our beard be shook with danger
And think it pastime. — William Shakespeare
When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!'
— Jessica Simpson
You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat.
— Caitlin Moran
It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat.
— Ali Vincent
You're beautiful," he said.
"I'm as big as cow."
"A beautiful cow."
She chuckled. "I'm fat."
"You're not fat."
(Stella & Beau) — Rachel Gibson
"I'm as big as cow."
"A beautiful cow."
She chuckled. "I'm fat."
"You're not fat."
(Stella & Beau) — Rachel Gibson