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If I could go back and say one thing to my younger self it would be: YOU ARE NOT FAT. — Jennifer Saunders

What, you don't eat fat people?'
'Fat ... not alive. Waste product. Need meet. — Isaac Marion

People tend to say, 'You're not as fat or as ugly as I expected.' I never know how to reply. It's a bit of a slap, but they don't mean it, I'm sure. — Siobhan Finneran

You're not fat unless you're bigger outwards than upwards. Anyway, better fat than tall. — T.J. Dixon

Jon: Have you seen the wall? | Sam: I'm fat, not blind. — George R R Martin

To all the girls that think you're fat because you're not a size zero, you're the beautiful one, its society who's ugly. — Marilyn Monroe

Whenever you interview fat people, you feel bad, because you know you're not going to hire them. — James D. Watson

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. — Jimmy Carr

What you want is to rev up your metabolism so that you are burning fat and calories, not preserving fat and calories. — Kathy Freston

Hobson was big and heavyset, but not exactly fat; he was probably what you'd get if you shaved a bear. — Terry Pratchett

No. I do not fucking play soccer. Do you think I'd be this fat if I played fucking soccer? — Michael Hassan

You're not fat, just easier to see than most. — Mark A. Cooper

I used to not be into clothes. It's hard to be into clothes when the only thing people see about you is the fat, not the fashion. — Sara Wolf

Being called fat is not like being called stupid or unfunny, which is the worst thing you could ever say to me. — Mindy Kaling

I did not run for office to be helping out a bunch of, you know, fat-cat bankers on Wall Street. — Barack Obama

I am against people reaping where they have not sown. But we have a saying that if you want to eat a toad you should look for a fat and juicy one. — Chinua Achebe

Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. They can't push away from the table. — Jesse Ventura

Even if you are predisposed to being overweight, you're not predestined to be fat. — Timothy Ferriss

You are not an agnostic ... You are just a fat slob who is too lazy to go to Mass. — Conor Cruise O'Brien

The frying pan you should give to your enemy. Food should not be prepared in fat. Our bodies are adapted to a stone age diet of roots and vegetables. — Denis Parsons Burkitt

Well, you're not [fat]. You have, like, the ideal balance of fat and muscle ... If I were a cannibal, I'd eat you. — Natasha Friend

I'm a grown woman and sometimes, I might be a little fat, you know? Am I alone there? Not really. — Leighton Meester

Give up smoking. Don't get so fat. So much illness is self-induced - which I can't stand. And I'm not a good nursemaid. Don't call me if you're ill. — Anton Du Beke

It is not what you say, but how you say, that's important. 99% Fat Free product seems more healthy than a product with 1% Fat. — Manoj Arora

Do not envy others. If someone gets a larger piece of cake, be happy for them. They'll get fat and you'll stay thin. — Frederick Lenz

Two fat ladies, 88! Not that you'd find these ladies at a bingo hall, of course ... they're altogether a higher class of fat lady. — Steve Coogan

You can find trans fat in baked goods and packaged products that do not have an expiration date. — Maria Bella

I love fat people. Every fat person says it's not their fault, that they have gland trouble. You know which gland? The saliva gland. — Jesse Ventura

We're focusing on the whole pie, not a slice. A slice is good, but it's not good enough to get you fat. We're trying to get fat. — Shaquille O'Neal

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace — Cassandra Clare

If you can find a frock you look nice in and can run up three flights of stairs, you're not fat. — Caitlin Moran

You know how some people have gay-dar? I have fat-dar. I can automatically tell if you're fat or not. And I also have cerebral-palsy-dar. — Zach Galifianakis

It's not the fat that's making you fat: it's not understanding separating carbohydrates from protein and fat. — Suzanne Somers

You must not think
That we are made of stuff so fat and dull
That we can let our beard be shook with danger
And think it pastime. — William Shakespeare

When I walk through an airport and people go, 'You're not fat!' I'm like, 'Thanks. That's great. Good to know I'm not fat today! Thank you!' — Jessica Simpson

You can crush any woman by suggesting that she's fat, not even saying the word 'fat' but just suggesting she's fat. — Caitlin Moran

It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat. — Ali Vincent

You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country. — Erica Jong

You're beautiful," he said.
"I'm as big as cow."
"A beautiful cow."
She chuckled. "I'm fat."
"You're not fat."
(Stella & Beau) — Rachel Gibson