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You My Girlfriend Quotes By R.K. Lilley: If you can't be civil to my girlfriend

If you can't be civil to my girlfriend you can fucking walk away. — R.K. Lilley

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Kody Keplinger: So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been

So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?"
"Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. — Kody Keplinger

You My Girlfriend Quotes By John Green: You will not kill my girlfriend today, International

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! — John Green

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Mike Tyson: You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you

You're sweet. I'm going to make sure you kiss me good with those big lips. I'm gonna make you my girlfriend. — Mike Tyson

You My Girlfriend Quotes By S. Walden: Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his

Ryan, when did you get a girlfriend?" his sister asked.
"She's not my girlfriend, Kaylen," Ryan replied. "Go away. — S. Walden

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Rachel Caine: You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend

You know," I said to Michael, "my girlfriend took him down with a broken tree branch." "Too bad she isn't here," he said. — Rachel Caine

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Penelope Douglas: Girlfriend isn't enough to describe you, Tate. That

Girlfriend isn't enough to describe you, Tate. That term is disposable. You're not my girlfriend, my girl, or my woman. You're. Just. Mine, — Penelope Douglas

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Collin Raye: And if it all falls apart, I will

And if it all falls apart, I will know deep in my heart, the only dream that mattered had come true. In this life, I was loved by you. — Collin Raye

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Haresh Daswani: I would love to introduce you all to

I would love to introduce you all to my girlfriend, she's ... Imaginary — Haresh Daswani

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Aisha Tyler: I like the company of guys. I have

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men. — Aisha Tyler

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Maggie Stiefvater: Sir, I think maybe your mama didn't teach

Sir, I think maybe your mama didn't teach you how to talk to women. And she's not my girlfriend. — Maggie Stiefvater

You My Girlfriend Quotes By John Green: Who's my date" the Colonel asked.*You're girlfriend is

Who's my date" the Colonel asked.
*You're girlfriend is your date"
"All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get along very well — John Green

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. — Jimmy Carr

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Michael Franti: We have a saying in my house, my

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.' — Michael Franti

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Bratniss Everclean: My name is Cinnabon, and I'm here to

My name is Cinnabon, and I'm here to make you gorgeous, girlfriend. — Bratniss Everclean

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Steven Wright: I'd like to sing you a song now

I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring." — Steven Wright

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Neil Gaiman: My last girlfriend was Greek," said the Iceman.

My last girlfriend was Greek," said the Iceman. "The shit her family ate. You would not believe. Like rice wrapped in leaves. Shit like that. — Neil Gaiman

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Manti Te'o: My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while

My girlfriend always told me, 'Send roses while they can still smell them, tell people you love them while they can still hear.' — Manti Te'o

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Rachel Caine: You shouldn't be afraid of me because I'm

You shouldn't be afraid of me because I'm a vampire. You ought to be scared because you just trash-talked my girlfriend to her face.
Michael — Rachel Caine

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Seth Meyers: When my girlfriend and I talk about being

When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I'll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. — Seth Meyers

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Bernie Mac: My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I

My girlfriend Rhonda, who's now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, 'You've got to do the right thing.' — Bernie Mac

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Dahlia Adler: Jesus, Samara Jane, do you fuck your girlfriend

Jesus, Samara Jane, do you fuck your girlfriend with that mouth?"

She tugs my lip between her teeth. "Only when she's good. — Dahlia Adler

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Kamand Kojouri: You are my favourite part of life.

You are my favourite part of life. — Kamand Kojouri

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Abdul'Rauf Hashmi: Andwhich is moreyou'll be a woman, my girlfriend

And
which is more
you'll be a woman, my girlfriend ! — Abdul'Rauf Hashmi

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Gary Mule Deer: My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you

My girlfriend said: 'If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much', I said: 'If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you'. — Gary Mule Deer

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: No, my girlfriend is sad and quiet and

No, my girlfriend is sad and quiet and keeps me up all night worrying about her.'
'Bummer. Sounds like you need a different girlfriend. — Rainbow Rowell

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Candace Knoebel: Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you

Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you to tell Zane that you are and always have been my girlfriend. -Fenn — Candace Knoebel

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Yuvraj Singh: Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was

Very sorry to disappoint you, guys. It was not for my girlfriend but for Sachin Tendulkar. — Yuvraj Singh

You My Girlfriend Quotes By E. Lockhart: You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're

You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy. Let's not fight." -pg 126 — E. Lockhart

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Emo Philips: I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?'

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Amy Lowell: When you came, you were like red wine

When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness. — Amy Lowell

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Adam Ferrara: My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell

My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice. — Adam Ferrara

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Stacey Wallace Benefiel: Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend

Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her. — Stacey Wallace Benefiel

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Simone Elkeles: Cause if you were my girlfriend and a

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Jamie McGuire: My God you're sexy," Travis said, propping his

My God you're sexy," Travis said, propping his head up with his hand. "The most beautiful woman at Eastern is my girlfriend. That's insanity. — Jamie McGuire

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Jimmy Carr: Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was

Recently my girlfriend asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, "Yes, who did you think it was?" — Jimmy Carr

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said

My girlfriend wants an open relationship. I said no way. What kind of man would I be if I had to tell my friends I date you? — Anthony Jeselnik

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Veronica Blade: You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were

You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want."
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade

You My Girlfriend Quotes By John Mellencamp: Want me to spend the night? Hey lover

Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you. — John Mellencamp

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Elena Kincaid: A source told me that you don't do

A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Steven Wright: When I woke up this morning my girlfriend

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' — Steven Wright

You My Girlfriend Quotes By Bree Despain: You really are one of a kind. I

You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me. — Bree Despain