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You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you entire family has ever sat around waiting for a call from the governor to spare a loved one.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if ... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the best way to keep things cold is to leave'em in the shade.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you think 'loading the dishwasher' means 'getting your wife drunk', you might be a redneck
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs 'round over yonder, back'ah Bubba's barn ...
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if ... you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if ... the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if ... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best picture.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if the antenna on your truck is a danger to low flying airplanes.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they've got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.
— Jeff Foxworthy
