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You Look Funny Quotes By Bill Burr: What would you rather be? 52 and look

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard? — Bill Burr

You Look Funny Quotes By Zach Galifianakis: When you look like I do its hard

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis

You Look Funny Quotes By Kiersten White: What do you think? Does this face make

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat? — Kiersten White

You Look Funny Quotes By Robert McCammon: It's funny, sometimes, when you look at the

It's funny, sometimes, when you look at the people who brought you into this world and you see yourself so clearly in them. — Robert McCammon

You Look Funny Quotes By Steven Tyler: You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to

You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap. — Steven Tyler

You Look Funny Quotes By Gwen Stefani: Look at your watch now. You're still a

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female. — Gwen Stefani

You Look Funny Quotes By Jennifer Estep: I know that look. What are you up

I know that look. What are you up to, Gwen?"
"What makes you think I'm up to something?"
The Valkyrie snorted. "You're breathing, aren't you? — Jennifer Estep

You Look Funny Quotes By David Letterman: Sometimes when you look in his eyes you

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. — David Letterman

You Look Funny Quotes By Drew Barrymore: Once you've been in a mental institution, people

Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny. — Drew Barrymore

You Look Funny Quotes By Hedy Lamarr: Any girl can be glamorous. All you have

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. — Hedy Lamarr

You Look Funny Quotes By Bob Ross: People might look at you a bit funny,

People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. — Bob Ross

You Look Funny Quotes By Alice Greczyn: It reminds me how funny living in LA

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn

You Look Funny Quotes By Claudia Gray: Vic knelt by Lucas's side. 'You look like

Vic knelt by Lucas's side. 'You look like crap, by the way.'
'Thanks for breaking it to me gently.' Lucas took a deep breath, then groaned. — Claudia Gray

You Look Funny Quotes By Jimmy Carr: I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. — Jimmy Carr

You Look Funny Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: Don't plead with anyone if you were not

Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. — Michael Bassey Johnson

You Look Funny Quotes By Russell Howard: Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!' — Russell Howard

You Look Funny Quotes By C.S. Lewis: Isn't it funny how day by day nothing

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different? — C.S. Lewis

You Look Funny Quotes By John Wyndham: Pretty nearly any stroke of fate can be

Pretty nearly any stroke of fate can be made to look like a funny coincidence if you try hard enough and wait long enough. — John Wyndham

You Look Funny Quotes By Meg Cabot: There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look ... and apparently, where NOT to look. — Meg Cabot

You Look Funny Quotes By Christy Leigh Stewart: The wider you spread your fingers apart while

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping. — Christy Leigh Stewart

You Look Funny Quotes By Cindy Roland Anderson: Not every woman you meet falls for your

Not every woman you meet falls for your good looks"
He folded his arms across his chest and raised an eyebrow. "So you think I look good? — Cindy Roland Anderson

You Look Funny Quotes By Virginia Smith: Would you look at you two? What's the

Would you look at you two? What's the special occa-ouch! — Virginia Smith

You Look Funny Quotes By Doug Stanhope: They should raise the alcohol age to 60,

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point. — Doug Stanhope

You Look Funny Quotes By Derek Landy: You look angry," he said."You put me on

You look angry," he said.
"You put me on hold."
"For a very good reason."
"You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. — Derek Landy

You Look Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: I didn't go to college at all, any

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity. — Ellen DeGeneres

You Look Funny Quotes By Gwen Hayes: You look worse today than you did when

You look worse today than you did when you had two black
eyes."
"Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things. — Gwen Hayes

You Look Funny Quotes By Adlai E. Stevenson II: It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. — Adlai E. Stevenson II

You Look Funny Quotes By Mira Grant: If you so much as look at her

If you so much as look at her funny, I'll blow your fucking face off. We clear? Good. — Mira Grant

You Look Funny Quotes By ABC: Look under your bed and you will know

Look under your bed and you will know the greatest thief in your room. — ABC

You Look Funny Quotes By P.G. Wodehouse: Why don't you get a haircut? You look

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. — P.G. Wodehouse

You Look Funny Quotes By Shirley Jackson: Why do women always look so funny alone

Why do women always look so funny alone at night? she thought. I guess you're so used to seeing them with someone. — Shirley Jackson

You Look Funny Quotes By Chris Robinson: It's funny, after a while, you get tired

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

You Look Funny Quotes By Darynda Jones: You know you have ADD when Look A

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt — Darynda Jones

You Look Funny Quotes By Red Buttons: Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr.,

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

You Look Funny Quotes By John Flanagan: Yes, I'm back," he said, "And look who

Yes, I'm back," he said, "And look who I ran into."
Horace grinned at him. "i hope you ran into him hard."
"As hard as I could. — John Flanagan

You Look Funny Quotes By Holmes Osborne: Tell the truth, even if they do look

Tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny. — Holmes Osborne

You Look Funny Quotes By Dylan Moran: You look like a horse in a man

You look like a horse in a man costume — Dylan Moran

You Look Funny Quotes By Andrea Cremer: And you look beautiful," she added."I look like

And you look beautiful," she added.
"I look like a cake."
"But a beautiful cake. — Andrea Cremer

You Look Funny Quotes By Will Rogers: If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Will Rogers

You Look Funny Quotes By Murray Walker: As you look at the first four, the

As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth. — Murray Walker

You Look Funny Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Zane Smith is a guy who can shut

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you. — Jerry Coleman

You Look Funny Quotes By Mark W. Boyer: When it's all said and done remember, You

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer

You Look Funny Quotes By Jimmy Fallon: Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. — Jimmy Fallon

You Look Funny Quotes By Simone Elkeles: What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look

What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan."
"I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles

You Look Funny Quotes By Gail Carriger: The important question is, what will your wear

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white. — Gail Carriger

You Look Funny Quotes By Matt Dunn: Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton. — Matt Dunn

You Look Funny Quotes By Ted Alexandro: I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro

You Look Funny Quotes By ONE: You'll pay for making Genos look like modern

You'll pay for making Genos look like modern art! Lead the way! — ONE

You Look Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow.

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. — Jim Gaffigan

You Look Funny Quotes By Gaines Adams: It's funny, as a little kid, you look

It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor. — Gaines Adams

You Look Funny Quotes By Chic Murray: There's a new slimming course just out where

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed. — Chic Murray

You Look Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: I hate seeing people that look like you.

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' — Demetri Martin

You Look Funny Quotes By Toni Blake: What sort of look are you going for?"

What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake

You Look Funny Quotes By Jennifer Ziegler: To be unpopular, you must look the part.

To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap. — Jennifer Ziegler

You Look Funny Quotes By Danielle Lee Zwissler: Mom let go of us and leaned back

Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. — Danielle Lee Zwissler

You Look Funny Quotes By J.M. Darhower: Look at you making a joke! You're funny.

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

You Look Funny Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: You can never look that tough in glasses

You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." — Jim Gaffigan

You Look Funny Quotes By Simone Elkeles: You look like a hot tamale.""That's not really

You look like a hot tamale."
"That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles

You Look Funny Quotes By TBBishiXO: You there, you look like a well-rounded lady,

You there, you look like a well-rounded lady, oh yes, and I mean well-rounded — TBBishiXO

You Look Funny Quotes By Kim Harrison: Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies,

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

You Look Funny Quotes By Sara Sheridan: I like you in green,' he said. 'You

I like you in green,' he said. 'You look as if you're a very beautiful imp.' — Sara Sheridan

You Look Funny Quotes By Robert Bryndza: Now you look like someone who is trying

Now you look like someone who is trying not to be someone, as opposed to nobody not managing to be anybody. — Robert Bryndza

You Look Funny Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: I'm sure I look like a drowned cat.""You

I'm sure I look like a drowned cat."
"You look fine. The wet look works for you."
I scowled. "Now I know you're lying. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

You Look Funny Quotes By Hayden Thorne: Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents

Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful? — Hayden Thorne

You Look Funny Quotes By Caskie Stinnett: A diplomat is someone who can tell you

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. — Caskie Stinnett

You Look Funny Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: That face. That body. And you know he's

That face. That body. And you know he's packing. Look at the angle on that dangle. — Jeaniene Frost