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What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard? — Bill Burr

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis

What do you think? Does this face make me look fat? — Kiersten White

It's funny, sometimes, when you look at the people who brought you into this world and you see yourself so clearly in them. — Robert McCammon

You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap. — Steven Tyler

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female. — Gwen Stefani

I know that look. What are you up to, Gwen?"
"What makes you think I'm up to something?"
The Valkyrie snorted. "You're breathing, aren't you? — Jennifer Estep

Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else is driving. — David Letterman

Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny. — Drew Barrymore

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. — Hedy Lamarr

People might look at you a bit funny, but it's okay. Artists are allowed to be a bit different. — Bob Ross

It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book. — Alice Greczyn

Vic knelt by Lucas's side. 'You look like crap, by the way.'
'Thanks for breaking it to me gently.' Lucas took a deep breath, then groaned. — Claudia Gray

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn't eat before you swim. She said, "why not"? I said, you look fat. — Jimmy Carr

Don't plead with anyone if you were not at fault, you'll only look inferior, stupid and funny, bolster your ego by doing the undoing. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me! I'm a stamp!' — Russell Howard

Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back everything is different? — C.S. Lewis

Pretty nearly any stroke of fate can be made to look like a funny coincidence if you try hard enough and wait long enough. — John Wyndham

There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look ... and apparently, where NOT to look. — Meg Cabot

The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping. — Christy Leigh Stewart

Not every woman you meet falls for your good looks"
He folded his arms across his chest and raised an eyebrow. "So you think I look good? — Cindy Roland Anderson

Would you look at you two? What's the special occa-ouch! — Virginia Smith

They should raise the alcohol age to 60, so at least you'd have something to look forward to at this point. — Doug Stanhope

You look angry," he said.
"You put me on hold."
"For a very good reason."
"You put me," she said very, very slowly, "on hold. — Derek Landy

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at me, I'm a huge celebrity. — Ellen DeGeneres

You look worse today than you did when you had two black
eyes."
"Why, thank you, Tyler. You always say the sweetest things. — Gwen Hayes

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. — Adlai E. Stevenson II

If you so much as look at her funny, I'll blow your fucking face off. We clear? Good. — Mira Grant

Look under your bed and you will know the greatest thief in your room. — ABC

Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. — P.G. Wodehouse

Why do women always look so funny alone at night? she thought. I guess you're so used to seeing them with someone. — Shirley Jackson

It's funny, after a while, you get tired of having to fight someone because they don't like the way you look. — Chris Robinson

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt — Darynda Jones

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Yes, I'm back," he said, "And look who I ran into."
Horace grinned at him. "i hope you ran into him hard."
"As hard as I could. — John Flanagan

Tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny. — Holmes Osborne

You look like a horse in a man costume — Dylan Moran

And you look beautiful," she added.
"I look like a cake."
"But a beautiful cake. — Andrea Cremer

If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there — Will Rogers

As you look at the first four, the significant thing is that Alboreto is fifth. — Murray Walker

Zane Smith is a guy who can shut you out as well as look at you. — Jerry Coleman

When it's all said and done remember, You are only as old as you look. — Mark W. Boyer

Thank you leaf blowers, for making me look like the world's lamest Ghostbuster. I ain't afraid of no leaves. — Jimmy Fallon

What's with all those tattoos? Makes you look like a hooligan."
"I suspect I am a hooligan. — Simone Elkeles

The important question is, what will your wear for a wedding dress, Alexia? You look horrible in white. — Gail Carriger

Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton. — Matt Dunn

I'm keeping in shape, you know, gotta look good for the ladies - and certain guys. Hey, I can't control who's looking. I just gotta bring the heat. — Ted Alexandro

You'll pay for making Genos look like modern art! Lead the way! — ONE

Hey, people who travel with their bed pillow. You look insane. — Jim Gaffigan

It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor. — Gaines Adams

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones. Not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed. — Chic Murray

I hate seeing people that look like you. Especially if God's living by the motto 'If at first you don't succeed.' — Demetri Martin

What sort of look are you going for?"
Damn, how did he answer this? "Something ... normal," he finally said. — Toni Blake

To be unpopular, you must look the part. Remember four words: plastic flowered swim cap. — Jennifer Ziegler

Mom let go of us and leaned back so she could look us both in the eye. "No more spending the night in the tree fort, you two. — Danielle Lee Zwissler

Look at you making a joke! You're funny. No wonder Carmine fell in love with you. — J.M. Darhower

You can never look that tough in glasses ... You never see somebody push up their glasses and say, "I'm gonna kick your ass." — Jim Gaffigan

You look like a hot tamale."
"That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles

You there, you look like a well-rounded lady, oh yes, and I mean well-rounded — TBBishiXO

Vamps were homebodies - high-maintenance, party-till-you-die, don't-look-at-me-funny-or-I'll-kill-you homebodies, but homebodies nevertheless. — Kim Harrison

I like you in green,' he said. 'You look as if you're a very beautiful imp.' — Sara Sheridan

Now you look like someone who is trying not to be someone, as opposed to nobody not managing to be anybody. — Robert Bryndza

I'm sure I look like a drowned cat."
"You look fine. The wet look works for you."
I scowled. "Now I know you're lying. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Look, if I were straight, you'd be grandparents before your time. You should be relieved that I'm gay. Aren't you grateful? — Hayden Thorne

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. — Caskie Stinnett

That face. That body. And you know he's packing. Look at the angle on that dangle. — Jeaniene Frost