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I'm not the greatest boyfriend, but I'm not a creep. It's more like I'm ... absent-minded. — Matt Dillon

What are you talking about? You're like a professional boyfriend."
"Thanks. You make me sound like a gigolo. — Stacy Kramer

My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville's too dangerous. — Rachel Caine

I always thought New York City would be romantic, like a boyfriend who would kiss my hand and throw rocks at my window to get my attention. — Hannah Brencher

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is. — Carrie Snow

So what was it like?" she asked. "Having your boyfriend die? Um, it sucks." "No," she said. "Being in love. — John Green

Before you say it, Derek's boyfriend doesn't look anything like me. "

"How would you know? — Laura Ruby

I've had, like, four long-term boyfriends. I tend to be in relationships for long periods of time. — Rose McGowan

And then it hits me like a fast, open-palmed, stinging smack in the face.
Having a ghost boyfriend
WAS
weird — Lisa Schroeder

I think he's Annie/Amy's boyfriend by the way he looks at her - like they're in on something together. Life, maybe. — Colleen Hoover

It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try — Matt Nathanson

You're the cure? I hope you come in a portable version, like a laptop. Can you find me a boyfriend while you're at it? — Larry Kramer

I spent so many years with people saying, 'Hey, you're like America's boyfriend!' — Luke Wilson

Can you wait until I'm gone to be her boyfriend? Cause right now, I like to think of you as my boyfriend. — Sean Waller

I'd rather sit in bed and watch TV. All of my ex-boyfriends, of course, not Paris, would be like, 'What's the problem? You're so not sexual.' — Paris Hilton

I don't like being alone. I haven't been alone since I got a boyfriend. — Molly Ringwald

I always had boyfriends, but I never imagined a proposal or a wedding. To me, that was like having a ball and chain round your neck. — Sandra Bullock

I was thinking - I'd like to fuck that smart mouth of yours and make you swallow my cum. ~Eric~ — Courtney Lane

My boyfriend had been fucked over by Barbie and Ken. And I was more like the Bratz doll rebound. My — Vi Keeland

I just broke up with my boyfriend, and I've been spending more time alone than I'd like. — Lucinda Williams

It's kind of cool - and it makes me feel like a badass. I get more girls than my boyfriend. They always tweet me about my booty. — Naya Rivera

Sex with my first boyfriend was a little bit like learning how to put in a tampon, but only half as enjoyable! — Samantha Bee

His chuckle was low and soft against my earlobe. I think it's more like 'what wouldn't I do for you? — Amanda Lance

You have to treat Hollywood like it's your boyfriend - he's there all the time. — Yunjin Kim

I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall. — Derek Landy

I always tell people that I'll sound exactly like Alanis Morissette after I've had more boyfriends. I'll be just as anguished-sounding. — Michelle Branch

Boyfriends? Psh, like I've got time for that! — Becky G

I was gutted to leave my boyfriend at home when I started my tour, but taking my pillow was like taking a little bit of him with me. — Amy Winehouse

If you ever pull a switcheroo like that again, Dee, I'm going to offer your boyfriend ten thousand dollars to make out with Alice for two minutes. — Elle Lothlorien

It means that he looks like my boyfriend, but I don't say it out loud. — Janet Evanovich

And, look, I'm sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it? — Evan Rachel Wood

There's definitely been a change this year - and I'd like to have a boyfriend. — Nick Grimshaw

I'm insanely girly. I like having the door opened for me. I want to cook dinner for my boyfriend. And I can't wait to have babies. — Ginnifer Goodwin

I'm not a sexy person. I'm OK with it. I've never been the sexy girl. Whenever I've had a boyfriend, he's always been like, 'Oh, you're cute.' — Lauren Conrad

You'll never get a boyfriend if you look like you wandered out of Auschwitz. — Helen Fielding

I've been really into boyfriend blazers, I like mixing tweeds with floral fabrics. The masculine and feminine look. — Milla Jovovich

Do you or do you not like wearing earrings in your mouth that will one day smell like your ex-boyfriend's dick? — Carrie Fisher

My boyfriend says I dress like a rock star but I would say my style is hip and comfortable. — Lana Parrilla

You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief — Stephen Kellogg

My first boyfriend was black as well, but that doesn't prove I'm color-blind, just that I like big butts. — David Sedaris