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I have to rescue my girlfriend from a killer shit faery, and I've got no way to carry my magic sword. — Alexis Hall

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. — Mitch Hedberg

If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your girlfriend everything. — Niecy Nash

A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes. — Daniel Bruhl

If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice. — Jimmy Fallon

I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to be. — Michael Owen

The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend. — Justin Bieber

My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend. — Anthony Jeselnik

When I have a girlfriend, I feel caged in, I don't know why. — Scott Baio

If I have a girlfriend, I don't bring her to flaunt her. She doesn't get to reap the benefits of me being famous. — Nick Diaz

I would like to have a girlfriend who is more mature than my mental age. — Yuki

I like the company of guys. I have a lot of good girlfriends that I really love, but you know, most of my close friends are men. — Aisha Tyler

I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend. — Lily Collins

Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board. — Bernadette Peters

I'm the type of rock star that likes to have a girlfriend, you know? — Kanye West

For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together. — Rick Riordan

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend — Greg Behrendt

Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me. — Orson Welles

In the dictionary, beautiful, love, amazing, and sweet all have the same definition: the definition is you. — Kevin Huizenga

My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time. — Anthony Jeselnik

I try to keep that quiet unless it is asked but yeah, I have a girlfriend and she is a great girl — Jesse McCartney

Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she turns out to be crazy. — Lili St. Crow

Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that. — Usher

Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD. — Joe Rogan

If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can't I have a mythical Congress? — Tina Brown

I love my girlfriend, don't get me wrong. I truly love this woman, but I have the ability to have sex without any emotional involvement. It's a gift. — Adam Ferrara

I may not have seen my girlfriend for two or three months, but then we can spend two or three months together solidly. It's swings and roundabouts. — Douglas Booth

I have a couple of girlfriends who are like, healing. We take care of each other. They know when I need to be taken care of. — Maggie Gyllenhaal

We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.' — Michael Franti

I don't have a girlfriend but sometimes I like to pretend I do. I just stand in my apartment screaming No, that's not what I said! — Dave Attell

I usually spend Valentines Day with my friends. But if I did have a girlfriend, I'd bring her flowers and candy. — Zac Efron

If I don't get a girlfriend soon (number one on the list) I may have to resort to drastic measures like surgery (me) or hypnosis (them). — J.A. Buckle

I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend. — Rupert Grint

I do love playing games, but once I have a girlfriend, she will be my princess. — Cho Kyuhyun

It's easier to have parents if you've got a girlfriend. — Nick Hornby

I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger. — Gloria Steinem

I've stopped thinking about it. I don't have time to have a girlfriend. I have like a full-time job Learning How to Be Blind. — John Green

I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend. — Josh Duhamel

I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it. — Kyle Schmid

Why couldn't I have just made it home without seeing them? I wasn't in the mood to play good freaking Samaritan to Beau and his trashy girlfriend. — Abbi Glines

I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog. — Mark Hoppus

I had an investor who said to me he'd keep his money with me as long as I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't start combing my hair. — Martin Shkreli

My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards. — Alison Moyet

Are there days when you find life terribly confusing?

Only when I have a girlfriend. — Erin McCahan

If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart. — Ian McKellen

Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic. — Ron Childress

I'm not gay, a lotta people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend. She thinks I'm gay. — Tom DeLonge

If you have a girlfriend and still can't get laid; you better get a boyfriend — M.F. Moonzajer

The marathon is my only girlfriend. I give her everything I have. — Toshihiko Seko

It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend. — Anonymous

I don't trust a girl who doesn't have any girlfriends. — Jennifer Lawrence

I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there. — Stephanie Sigman

I have a girlfriend and she really keeps me grounded. Makes me normal. — Ian Axel

The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out! — Donnell Rawlings

I have all my ex-girlfriends lumped into one big girlfriend I called M.A.N.D.Y.: My, Another Neurotic Disappointment? Yes. — Dana Gould

I won't have my son doing drugs to get a
woman that he shall never have. — Initially NO

It seems a bit weird to call someone your girlfriend when you have a child. — Jason Isaacs

When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her. — Orlando Bloom

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck. — Jeff Foxworthy

Who needs a girlfriend when you have abandonment issues and super-powers? — Gabby Rivera

I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that. — Shannon Sharpe

I do not have a 24-year-old girlfriend. I have another life altogether. — Jens Lehmann

All the boys in rehab are totally available because their girlfriends have all given up on them. It's fantastic. — Nicole Richie

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that. — Mitch Hedberg

What the hell! Either you have to get a girlfriend or you will be considered a gay. — M.F. Moonzajer

I wouldn't have cared if my girlfriend was a Jaguar-driving Cyclops with a beard - I'd have been grateful just to have someone to make out with. — John Green

I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!' — Emo Philips

People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet — Harry Styles

I had only two girlfriends. I didn't have many friends because I was staying at home and dreaming - drawing and dreaming. — Riccardo Tisci

I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time. — Casey Wilson

Credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black, and your girlfriend is a cheating whore. Even if I wore gay, I'd still have it better than you. — Tucker Max

The saddest moment of my adolescence was when I suddenly realized that my girlfriend did not have a boyfriend. — Ernest Kinnie

I was never the ingenue or the pretty girlfriend of Tom Cruise in a movie. I didn't have that career, so I don't have to compete on that level. — Jodie Foster

I have a lot of girlfriends who are struggling out there to find good men. — Britt Robertson

Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you to tell Zane that you are and always have been my girlfriend. -Fenn — Candace Knoebel

I'm not a player! I'm the girlfriend type! I always have girlfriends. — Kevin Connolly

I love you with the passion of a drowning man for breathing air. I can't just have enough of you and having you a little would be disastrous. — Sandra Thomas

Sometimes you have to leave someone special without any reason, Sometimes you can't leave the person with thousands of reason to leave — Sid

When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never lose her ~ you just sometimes lose your place in the queue — Warren Olson

Thanks to arranged marriages: There are countless women who have never been their husband's girlfriend. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana