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You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Michael Jai White: That's something a lot of folks don't know

That's something a lot of folks don't know about me - I'm pretty darn funny. — Michael Jai White

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By John Scalzi: You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give

You don't have paperwork," Savitri said. "You give it all to me." "Is it done?" I asked. "As far as you know, yes," Savitri said. — John Scalzi

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Tiffany Schmidt: Brighton I-don't-know-your-middle-name Waterford, are you asking me to

Brighton I-don't-know-your-middle-name Waterford, are you asking me to strip? — Tiffany Schmidt

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Julie Anne Peters: I know it's hard on her. If I

I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny. — Julie Anne Peters

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By T.J. Klune: I don't even know you!""Oh," Casey said, "You

I don't even know you!"
"Oh," Casey said, "You will."
"Don't you threaten me! — T.J. Klune

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Merrie Haskell: I understand that you don't want to marry

I understand that you don't want to marry me," I said. "I mean, I don't know why, since I'm simply delightful to be around. But to each his own taste. — Merrie Haskell

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Paul Lynde: I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde

I don't know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he's funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me. — Paul Lynde

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Julia L. Roberts: It's funny when people say, 'I don't think

It's funny when people say, 'I don't think Julia likes me.' Honey, if I don't like you, you're going to know about it. — Julia L. Roberts

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Lucy Punch: Someone told me I had funny facial expressions.

Someone told me I had funny facial expressions. I don't know whether I take that as a compliment or not, but. — Lucy Punch

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Megan Hilty: It's so funny because people always think of

It's so funny because people always think of me as being a little bit country or assume that I am from the South - I don't know why! — Megan Hilty

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Bauvard: I don't read biographies for moral instruction, or

I don't read biographies for moral instruction, or for a history lesson. I want to know what people are saying about me. — Bauvard

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Mackenzie Rosman: I don't know what I want to be

I don't know what I want to be when I grow up. It's funny - people ask me that, and I don't know what to tell them. — Mackenzie Rosman

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I don't know what it is about accents

I don't know what it is about accents that makes me want to get undressed and high-five myself. — Chelsea Handler

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Don Rickles: You know what's funny to me? Attitude.

You know what's funny to me? Attitude. — Don Rickles

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Melyssa Winchester: I don't know whose bright idea it was

I don't know whose bright idea it was to turn the prom into a masquerade ball, but whoever it was, I'm going to kick them in the balls for it. — Melyssa Winchester

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Rob Huebel: People always say, "When did you know you

People always say, "When did you know you were funny?" They don't mean that in a bad way - this already makes me sound like such a jerk. — Rob Huebel

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Mary Calmes: Don't fuck with me. I don't like it

Don't fuck with me. I don't like it and I know your mother.
Jory to a Handsy-Hayes Fischer — Mary Calmes

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Pippa Evans: I don't know if I was funny as

I don't know if I was funny as a child, though I always thought my parents really enjoyed listening to me sing. — Pippa Evans

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Jimi Hendrix: Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things

Purple Haze all in my brain, lately things don't seem the same. Actin' funny but I don't know why. 'Scuse me while I kiss the sky. — Jimi Hendrix

You Don't Know Me Funny Quotes By Yogi Berra: How long have you known me, Jack? And

How long have you known me, Jack? And you still don't know how to spell my name. — Yogi Berra