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What's a book boyfriend and how do I find them so I can kick their asses? — M.D. Saperstein

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly. — Ashleigh Brilliant

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake. — Gabriel Iglesias

Nom, do say something funny so she can admire! — Shannon Hale

Obviously we know Bill Hader is funny and charming, but my question is, can he do raw humanity and naturalism? I think so. — Mark Duplass

If you can't do anything about it, laugh like hell. — David Cook

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

You can't make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just be obstreperous to everybody. — Colin Quinn

I want to do drama - no one really sees that. People just think I'm the funny guy and I can't do anything else, and that's just not true. — Mark Indelicato

What do you think Dimitri? Is this a good idea, Dimitri? Please give us your blessing so that we can fall down and worship you, Dimitri. — Richelle Mead

Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can,' Turnip replied honestly. — Lauren Willig

Close your eyes!"
"You can't kiss me from down there, Wylan."
"Just do it! — Leigh Bardugo

It is not really hard to do nothing. Many can. The hard part is doing nothing without feeling guilty about it. — Haim Shapira

I miss the $2 bill, 'cause I can break a two. $20, no. $10, no. $5, maybe, $2? Oh yeah. What do you need, a one and another one? — Mitch Hedberg

T's funny, but your parents can give you everything in the world, but they can't teach you what to do with it. That, you have to learn for yourself. — Amanda Carpenter

Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle. — Laurie Halse Anderson

Cool is the enemy of funny. You can't be cool and be funny at the same time. Only Eddie Murphy could do that. — Tracy Morgan

There's a funny thing about scars. You can cover them up and hide them, but no matter what you do, they're always there. — Tabatha Vargo

Breathe! Breathe! I urged Lily. You can do this naturally.
Fuck that. I want my epidural as soon as we get there. — Erica Orloff

Is that a rule? Do you have a rule that you can't kiss people in the morning? — Holly Hood

Do you really think cards can tell us future??
No matter how you spread the cards but queen is always king ones..!! — Nikhil

Those who believe they can do something and those who believe they can't are both right. — Henry Ford

While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead ... While you do not know life, how can you know about death — Confucius

I think if actors don't think of themselves as funny in real life they think they can't do comedy. — Ben Barnes

People think it's funny when a dumb person can't do things the same way they can. — Daniel Keyes

They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV. — Shawn Wayans

I'm always in situations where you can't be funny, and yet I want to do it anyway. — Tim Heidecker

Leo," Hazel gasped, "I can't - my arms - "
"Hazel," he said. "Do you trust me?"
"No!"
"Me neither," Leo admitted. — Rick Riordan

I can do this, I lied to myself feebly. No one was going to bite me. — Stephenie Meyer

No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain. — Ivan Stoikov

Funny how someone telling you not to do something can talk you into it. — Richelle Mead

The European countries are really hoping to do well in the Olympics. If they win gold medals, they can use them as cash. — David Letterman

Anytime you can escape to an adventure do it, what have you got to lose? Just keep turning the page. — Mira Monroe

It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible. — Libba Bray