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If you are stupid enough to dine with the devil, for Christ's sake use a long spoon. — Robert Littell

I have always noticed that people only think you are stupid if you do things differently from them. — Liza Cody

When you are intelligent and beautiful you face a lot of problems. If you are beautiful and stupid then it's easy. — Nawal El Saadawi

You, my dear, are a stupid ho. — Belle Aurora

Kondo: Do you have any idea how stupid we are?!
Kagura: Don't underestimate us! — Hideaki Sorachi

Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.
The same applies when you are stupid. — Ricky Gervais

Don't think that this people are stupid, probably you have caught one, but you didn't finish your work and what now???
You were in their trap... — Deyth Banger

A good leader is always looking for people smarter and more experienced than they are. If you are the smartest one in the room, then you are stupid. — Robert Kiyosaki

If you are stupid enough to cheat, then definitely dumb enough to get caught. — Aman Jassal

IF YOU ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU ARE STUPID,IT MEANS YOU ARE INTELLIGENT. — Shaikh Mustafa

Do you think I'm some sort of sex-starved loser?" "Well, you are American." "What!" Great festering tapir tits, that was a stupid thing to say. — Kevin Hearne

You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me. — Julia Roberts

If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now! — Leah Broadby

The least stupid question a man asks in his lifetime is not: Is there a God and is He a god or a devil? But: Brother, why are you killing me? — Storm Jameson

You are not your mistakes. Just because you have done something stupid does not make you stupid. — Maxwell Maltz

Mr. Starr, have you no shame? Facts and law are always subordinated to the will of the American people. — William H. Ginsburg

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today? — Russell Lynes

If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company. — Stanislaw Jerzy Lec

And you chose to fight for Artemis instead, what kind of stupid are you? (Jeff) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?! — CM Punk

You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid. — Temple Grandin

Where are your sons?" asked the prince.
"Well, it's not so easy to give an answer when you ask a stupid question!" said the woman. — Hans Christian Andersen

So, uh, just to be clear," said Calo, "none of us are going to be fighting Jean?" "Not unless you're inconceivably stupid. — Scott Lynch

I did apply for more than 200 scholarships and finally I got one, but you are telling me now "God gave it to me!" Don't you think you are too stupid? — M.F. Moonzajer

Missions are stupid, Tereza. I have no mission. No one has. And it's a terrific relief to realize you're free, free of all missions. — Milan Kundera

Obviously you would call them Malec," said Beatriz. "Are you stupid, Simon? — Cassandra Clare

The sky is blue, the grass is green, and people are stupid."
"Meaning?"
"Meaning that you can't change any of them. — Rachael F. Heller

Some people are so stupid that, even you give them the information they won't find the answer... — Deyth Banger

Crooked Warden," said Locke, "men are stupid. Protect us from ourselves. If you can't, let it be quick and painless. — Scott Lynch

Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid? — Eminem

True, you are a very special snowflake. An especially stupid one! — Takaya Kagami

You are literally too stupid to insult. — Ed Helms

I Told You, Men Are Stupid — Wendi Bear

You are very unexpected, do you know that?"
"Is that your way of calling me stupid?" she asked wryly.
"If the glove fits," he said. — Diana Pharaoh Francis

You see I kept asking myself then: why am I so stupid that if others are stupid - and I know they are - yet I won't be wiser? — Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Don't allow life to pass you by because you are afraid of [looking] stupid. — Richie Norton

When are you getting married?'
'After graduation, stupid. — Paul Zindel

Some jokes are stupid and useless, if you can't get it. It's to stupid to go in it, but whatever!
- Make your choice! — Deyth Banger

Most of the real bad guys in the world are people like you and me; they're not stupid, and you can't smell their horns. — Rutger Hauer

Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid. — Daniel Tosh

You feel stupid. Doesn't mean you are. — Jennifer Lynn Barnes

Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks.
"Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else. — Simone Elkeles

Any politician or scientist who tells you these [GMO] products are safe is either very stupid or lying. — David Suzuki

The Great Zaganza said: You are very fat and stupid and persistently wear a ridiculous hat which you should be ashamed of. — Douglas Adams

When you think you are the king of the world, you are really stupid in my opinion because in this life every person is important. — Toni Nadal

Nothing is wrong in being stupid however being smart and insists that you are is the biggest stupidiy one can fall into. — Hisham Fawzi

Stupid dreams. Even the good ones are bad, because they remind you how poorly reality measures up. — Neal Shusterman

You are a nobody till you stop doing the same stupid things everybody else is doing! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Dreams so often become nightmares. Family can so easily become foes. And people are always more stupid than you give them credit for. — Mike A. Lancaster

By now, I'm sure you can see that most of the things you want are stupid and most of the decisions you make are bad. — Allie Brosh

I did this to stay alive. Because you are a vicious, stupid, impotent man. - Shira, to Kadir — Alwyn Hamilton

But you're not as stupid as they say!... Or are you? — Anna Gavalda

The safest thing to do when in danger is to be too stupid to know you are in danger. — Thomm Quackenbush

You are TSTL. I beg your pardon. Too stupid to live. — Susan Wiggs

When you are young, you do a lot of stupid things. — Pele

Comedy is equal to stupidity. As much you are stupid as much you watch comedy as much you stupid become. — Deyth Banger

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend. — Franz Grillparzer

Never tell anyone what you are going to do till you've done it. — Cornelius Vanderbilt

We are not interested in those stupid crimes you have committed. The Party is not interested in the overt act: the thought is all we care about. — George Orwell

Gabriel: You're not going to do anything stupid, are you?
Tamsin: You mean intentionally? — Carolyn MacCullough

I feel stupid when people say 'You? You are so brave,' because I don't feel brave, I don't even know what brave is. — Sherwood Smith

I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool. — James Blunt

We are growing serious, and, let me tell you, that's the very next step to being dull. — Joseph Addison

The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things. — Penn Jillette

I keep warning you. Doors and corners, kid. That's where they get you. Humans are too fucking stupid to listen. — James S.A. Corey

You didn't strike me as stupid, but I guess first impressions are deceiving. — Talia Vance

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid — Thom Yorke

If someone thinks your ideas, the dreams bubbling up inside of you, are stupid, welcome to the Club. — Richie Norton

When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important. — Mitt Romney

I've met some brave people in my life. And I've met some awfully stupid people. You're one of the rare ones that are both. — James Dashner

Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly. — Dwayne Johnson

What you are is three-quarters stupid. — Ransom Riggs

How are you feeling?"
She rubs the back of her neck. "Stupid question."
"Well, ask me and I'll tell you I'm fucking great. — Courtney Summers

Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself. — Alan Bennett

All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself. — Doug Stanhope

Life is tough, but if you are stupid, it's a lot tougher. — John Wayne

When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid — Mark Feehily

At times one feels that what is being said in the West is that the fact that you are a Muslim predisposes you to this blind, stupid terrorism. — Lakhdar Brahimi

What are you doing?"
"Playing house" said Felix
"Do you want to come and pour the tea?"
Ella's not stupid. "You are not. — Sally Nicholls

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

God's anointing is not based on your performance, but if you don't open the Word, you're stupid, because that's where the words of life are. — Andrew Wommack

Will holds his hand out for me. "Are you all in?" he asks. This man, this man, this man. What a stupid question. "I'm all in," I tell him, — Karina Halle

You're not a bad man or a stupid man, what you are is a white man. — Barbra-Lee Stephen

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons? — Geena Davis

For a genius thief you really are a stupid girl aren't you? — Ally Carter

You are familiar with World War 2?"
"Of course I am. I'm dead, not stupid. — Donna Augustine

You're my phantom limb, Mouse. I keep looking for you. I forget. I feel stupid, Mouse. Haunt me, find me, come back from wherever you are. Be with me. — Audrey Niffenegger

Go home, Butch. I'm not going to do anything stupid." [Vishous to Butch]
"Stupider, you mean."
"Semantics are for shit. — J.R. Ward

What are the five stages of realizing you just did something too stupid to tell your friends? — Ruth Cardello

The moment when you realise that you are stupid, you catch your best chance to be clever! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Other people can often see things about you that you yourself cannot see, even if those people are stupid. — David Foster Wallace

This is what happens in prisons I think you're not giving the prisoners the credit for how ingenious they are. — Philip Davies

You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record? — Rachel Caine

Wait. Are you about to do something really stupid? -GUARD — Pittacus Lore

If you are too weak to stand being hit and too stupid to avoid it, then you deserve more pain. — Kiersten White

You think love is black and white. All women think that. And they're wrong. Women are really intelligent except for when they're being really stupid. — Liane Moriarty

The stupid things you do in life are the most beautiful. — Brigid Pasulka

And you ... do you know what you are?"
"Stupid?"
"Beautiful," he says, his face turning red. — Elizabeth Scott

Why do you have to be the same as the others? ... Most of them are stupid. — Ken Follett

Can I still dunk ... Are you stupid? — Michael Jordan