You Are Stupid Quotes
Collection of top 100 famous quotes about You Are Stupid
You Are Stupid Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational You Are Stupid quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
If you are stupid enough to dine with the devil, for Christ's sake use a long spoon.
— Robert Littell
I have always noticed that people only think you are stupid if you do things differently from them.
— Liza Cody
When you are intelligent and beautiful you face a lot of problems. If you are beautiful and stupid then it's easy.
— Nawal El Saadawi
You, my dear, are a stupid ho.
— Belle Aurora
Remember, when you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It is only painful for others.The same applies when you are stupid. — Ricky Gervais
A good leader is always looking for people smarter and more experienced than they are. If you are the smartest one in the room, then you are stupid.
— Robert Kiyosaki
You know when people are stupid, it frustrates me.
— Julia Roberts
The least stupid question a man asks in his lifetime is not: Is there a God and is He a god or a devil? But: Brother, why are you killing me?
— Storm Jameson
You are not your mistakes. Just because you have done something stupid does not make you stupid.
— Maxwell Maltz
Mr. Starr, have you no shame? Facts and law are always subordinated to the will of the American people.
— William H. Ginsburg
If you are not a psychiatrist, stay away from idiots. They are too stupid to pay a layman for his company.
— Stanislaw Jerzy Lec
You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid.
— Temple Grandin
Where are your sons?" asked the prince."Well, it's not so easy to give an answer when you ask a stupid question!" said the woman. — Hans Christian Andersen
So, uh, just to be clear," said Calo, "none of us are going to be fighting Jean?" "Not unless you're inconceivably stupid.
— Scott Lynch
I did apply for more than 200 scholarships and finally I got one, but you are telling me now "God gave it to me!" Don't you think you are too stupid?
— M.F. Moonzajer
Missions are stupid, Tereza. I have no mission. No one has. And it's a terrific relief to realize you're free, free of all missions.
— Milan Kundera
The sky is blue, the grass is green, and people are stupid." "Meaning?"
"Meaning that you can't change any of them. — Rachael F. Heller
Some people are so stupid that, even you give them the information they won't find the answer...
— Deyth Banger
Crooked Warden," said Locke, "men are stupid. Protect us from ourselves. If you can't, let it be quick and painless.
— Scott Lynch
You are literally too stupid to insult.
— Ed Helms
I Told You, Men Are Stupid
— Wendi Bear
You are very unexpected, do you know that?""Is that your way of calling me stupid?" she asked wryly.
"If the glove fits," he said. — Diana Pharaoh Francis
You see I kept asking myself then: why am I so stupid that if others are stupid - and I know they are - yet I won't be wiser?
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
When are you getting married?''After graduation, stupid. — Paul Zindel
Some jokes are stupid and useless, if you can't get it. It's to stupid to go in it, but whatever!- Make your choice! — Deyth Banger
Most of the real bad guys in the world are people like you and me; they're not stupid, and you can't smell their horns.
— Rutger Hauer
Sure I may look adjusted, but I can't function in normal society because most of you are too stupid.
— Daniel Tosh
You feel stupid. Doesn't mean you are.
— Jennifer Lynn Barnes
Why are you making a joke out of this?" she asks."Because it's stupid, Nik. There's not even room in my day to think about someone else. — Simone Elkeles
Any politician or scientist who tells you these [GMO] products are safe is either very stupid or lying.
— David Suzuki
The Great Zaganza said: You are very fat and stupid and persistently wear a ridiculous hat which you should be ashamed of.
— Douglas Adams
Nothing is wrong in being stupid however being smart and insists that you are is the biggest stupidiy one can fall into.
— Hisham Fawzi
Stupid dreams. Even the good ones are bad, because they remind you how poorly reality measures up.
— Neal Shusterman
You are a nobody till you stop doing the same stupid things everybody else is doing!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Dreams so often become nightmares. Family can so easily become foes. And people are always more stupid than you give them credit for.
— Mike A. Lancaster
By now, I'm sure you can see that most of the things you want are stupid and most of the decisions you make are bad.
— Allie Brosh
I did this to stay alive. Because you are a vicious, stupid, impotent man. - Shira, to Kadir
— Alwyn Hamilton
But you're not as stupid as they say!... Or are you?
— Anna Gavalda
The safest thing to do when in danger is to be too stupid to know you are in danger.
— Thomm Quackenbush
You are TSTL. I beg your pardon. Too stupid to live.
— Susan Wiggs
Comedy is equal to stupidity. As much you are stupid as much you watch comedy as much you stupid become.
— Deyth Banger
You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.
— Franz Grillparzer
Never tell anyone what you are going to do till you've done it.
— Cornelius Vanderbilt
We are not interested in those stupid crimes you have committed. The Party is not interested in the overt act: the thought is all we care about.
— George Orwell
Gabriel: You're not going to do anything stupid, are you?Tamsin: You mean intentionally? — Carolyn MacCullough
I feel stupid when people say 'You? You are so brave,' because I don't feel brave, I don't even know what brave is.
— Sherwood Smith
I guess if you're stupid enough to join the army without thinking about getting shot at, then you really are a fool.
— James Blunt
We are growing serious, and, let me tell you, that's the very next step to being dull.
— Joseph Addison
The definition of a stupid thing is something that if you do everything right, you still get hurt. Fire-eating and love are stupid things.
— Penn Jillette
I keep warning you. Doors and corners, kid. That's where they get you. Humans are too fucking stupid to listen.
— James S.A. Corey
If someone thinks your ideas, the dreams bubbling up inside of you, are stupid, welcome to the Club.
— Richie Norton
When you give a speech you don't go through a laundry list, you talk about the things that you think are important.
— Mitt Romney
I've met some brave people in my life. And I've met some awfully stupid people. You're one of the rare ones that are both.
— James Dashner
Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.
— Dwayne Johnson
What you are is three-quarters stupid.
— Ransom Riggs
How are you feeling?" She rubs the back of her neck. "Stupid question."
"Well, ask me and I'll tell you I'm fucking great. — Courtney Summers
Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
— Alan Bennett
All traditions are stupid unless you came up with it yourself.
— Doug Stanhope
When I got my head shaved, it was all over the papers. It's weird that when you get a haircut you are in the papers, it's pretty stupid
— Mark Feehily
At times one feels that what is being said in the West is that the fact that you are a Muslim predisposes you to this blind, stupid terrorism.
— Lakhdar Brahimi
What are you doing?""Playing house" said Felix
"Do you want to come and pour the tea?"
Ella's not stupid. "You are not. — Sally Nicholls
Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself
— Christina Grimmie
God's anointing is not based on your performance, but if you don't open the Word, you're stupid, because that's where the words of life are.
— Andrew Wommack
You're not a bad man or a stupid man, what you are is a white man.
— Barbra-Lee Stephen
Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?
— Geena Davis
You're my phantom limb, Mouse. I keep looking for you. I forget. I feel stupid, Mouse. Haunt me, find me, come back from wherever you are. Be with me.
— Audrey Niffenegger
What are the five stages of realizing you just did something too stupid to tell your friends?
— Ruth Cardello
The moment when you realise that you are stupid, you catch your best chance to be clever!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan
Other people can often see things about you that you yourself cannot see, even if those people are stupid.
— David Foster Wallace
This is what happens in prisons I think you're not giving the prisoners the credit for how ingenious they are.
— Philip Davies
You are just landmark stupid, aren't you? Has Guinness called yet about that world record?
— Rachel Caine
Wait. Are you about to do something really stupid? -GUARD
— Pittacus Lore
If you are too weak to stand being hit and too stupid to avoid it, then you deserve more pain.
— Kiersten White
You think love is black and white. All women think that. And they're wrong. Women are really intelligent except for when they're being really stupid.
— Liane Moriarty
The stupid things you do in life are the most beautiful.
— Brigid Pasulka
And you ... do you know what you are?""Stupid?"
"Beautiful," he says, his face turning red. — Elizabeth Scott
Can I still dunk ... Are you stupid?
— Michael Jordan