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April's just a Dixie cup of crazy. Lydia's more like a twenty-gallon tank — J. Courtney Sullivan

Christmas without a murder plot is like a day without giant spiders eaten orphans" (quote on my special gift holiday mugs) — Roma Gray

I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME. — Drew Barrymore

On this special Fathers Day, we'd like to wish all of you a very Happy Birthday. — Ralph Kiner

Trust her; we girls are two sheets short of psycho when it comes to our special little time. — Sandi Lynn

One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.' — Adam Ferrara

Sorry I'm late, Ms. Egami said to the class. She dropped her papers, which scattered in that special way papers do when one is running late. — Adam Rex

Consistently investigate what gives other people energy. Be the fan that fuels it. — Darren Rowse

Instead of worrying about taking, we should worry about giving. We can't stop the take. But we can do a hell of a lot about the give. — Kiera Cass

Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone. — Lewis Black

This isn't a Christmas special! This is my life. In the real world, miracles and goodness just don't happen. — Richelle Mead

Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the individual you think you can't live without. — James Dobson

If you don't have an effective teacher in front of the classroom, you won't change the trajectory for students. — Melinda Gates

He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable — Emma Goldrick

She is so funny, stubborn and selfish; and that makes her so special. — M.F. Moonzajer

Would you look at you two? What's the special occa-ouch! — Virginia Smith

Wrestling's a form of expression, and it expresses vastness. — John Darnielle

I think that the habit of gloomy poetry is very funny. It's like a special competition in losing. — Miroslav Holub

I thought she liked you now. I've seen her kiss you and she says your name the special way she says Rina's and mine - like it tastes good. — Deborah Hale

When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious. — Stephanie March

It's funny how there can be something special about that one person isn't it? — Marisa Calin

If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus? — Jimmy Carr

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females. — Margaret Cho