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She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit. — Morgan Rhodes

A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it. — Rafael Sabatini

People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.' — Bill Bailey

When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, Oh ... You are in so much trouble. — Rick Riordan

So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king."
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did. — T.J. Klune

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?" — Tommy Cooper

You guys dated, didn't you?"
"Are you insane? Not even if the continuation of our kind depended on it would I be tempted to do something so awful. — Rachel Morgan

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the oven. — Tom Althouse

Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars! — Mitch Hedberg

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. — Seth Meyers

Dear Fly,

I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka

More basses, because you are so far away. — Eugene Ormandy

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. — Morgan Freeman

Are you okay?"
"Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva

I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film. — Mike Birbiglia

What's a dementor?"
I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. — Golda Meir

When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that. — Cedric The Entertainer

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! — Wesley Snipes

I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud. — Eugene Ormandy

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

He was charming and funny and a bit scary, which was always a draw in my book. — Ilona Andrews

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper