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You Are So Funny Quotes By Morgan Rhodes: She gave him a cold and enraged glare.

She gave him a cold and enraged glare. 'You are so pathetic, you make me want to vomit. — Morgan Rhodes

You Are So Funny Quotes By Rafael Sabatini: A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are

A scarlet flame suffused her face. 'You are very insolent,' she said, lamely. 'I've often been told so. But I don't believe it. — Rafael Sabatini

You Are So Funny Quotes By Bill Bailey: People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And

People say 'Bill, are you an optimist?' And I say, 'I hope so.' — Bill Bailey

You Are So Funny Quotes By Rick Riordan: When he woke, daylight was coming through the

When he woke, daylight was coming through the glass floor, and a boy's voice said, Oh ... You are in so much trouble. — Rick Riordan

You Are So Funny Quotes By T.J. Klune: So, funny story. There are fairies? In the

So, funny story. There are fairies? In the Dark Woods. And I might have pissed off their king."
There was silence. Then, "Of course you did. — T.J. Klune

You Are So Funny Quotes By Tommy Cooper: So I was in Tesco's and I saw

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?" — Tommy Cooper

You Are So Funny Quotes By Rachel Morgan: You guys dated, didn't you?""Are you insane? Not

You guys dated, didn't you?"
"Are you insane? Not even if the continuation of our kind depended on it would I be tempted to do something so awful. — Rachel Morgan

You Are So Funny Quotes By David Eddings: You're impossible," she told him. "Of course I

You're impossible," she told him.
"Of course I am," he answered. "It's part of my charm. — David Eddings

You Are So Funny Quotes By Tom Althouse: So if you are what you eat and

So if you are what you eat and you are as young as you feel, then I am a pizza, right out of the oven. — Tom Althouse

You Are So Funny Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: Cavities are made by sugar. So if you

Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars! — Mitch Hedberg

You Are So Funny Quotes By Dean Koontz: It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic

It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting."
"Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card — Dean Koontz

You Are So Funny Quotes By Seth Meyers: Once you get past funny, my other qualities

Once you get past funny, my other qualities are so below average. It's not like I'm handy. — Seth Meyers

You Are So Funny Quotes By Casey Scieszka: Dear Fly, I love you. If you are

Dear Fly,

I love you. If you are a mouse I am cheese. If you are a cat I am a mouse. You are a fly, so I want to be shit. — Casey Scieszka

You Are So Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: More basses, because you are so far away.

More basses, because you are so far away. — Eugene Ormandy

You Are So Funny Quotes By Zayn Malik: Life is funny. Things change, people change, but

Life is funny. Things change, people change, but you will always be you, so stay true to yourself and never sacrifice who you are for anyone. — Zayn Malik

You Are So Funny Quotes By Morgan Freeman: These walls are funny. First you hate 'em,

These walls are funny. First you hate 'em, then you get used to 'em. Enough time passes, you get so you depend on them. That's institutionalized. — Morgan Freeman

You Are So Funny Quotes By Joel N. Ross: Are you okay?" "Yeah." "Good," she said, "because

Are you okay?"
"Yeah."
"Good," she said, "because if you fall off a skyscraper, I'll be so mad at you. — Joel N. Ross

You Are So Funny Quotes By Daniel Silva: So what are you planning to do with

So what are you planning to do with the rest of your life?
Develop a drinking problem. More Scotch, please. — Daniel Silva

You Are So Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I like films that are so funny, dramatic

I like films that are so funny, dramatic and lifelike simultaneously, that you are laughing and cringing simultaneously all throughout the film. — Mike Birbiglia

You Are So Funny Quotes By Becky Albertalli: What's a dementor?"I mean, I can't even. "Nora,

What's a dementor?"
I mean, I can't even. "Nora, you are no longer my sister."
"So it's some Harry Potter thing," she says. — Becky Albertalli

You Are So Funny Quotes By Golda Meir: Don't be so humble - you are not

Don't be so humble - you are not that great. — Golda Meir

You Are So Funny Quotes By Cedric The Entertainer: When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood

When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that. — Cedric The Entertainer

You Are So Funny Quotes By Wesley Snipes: I love being a dad, it keeps me

I love being a dad, it keeps me fit and inspired and children are so funny. They always supply you with acting material! — Wesley Snipes

You Are So Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: I can see none of you are smugglers;

I can see none of you are smugglers; that's why it's so loud. — Eugene Ormandy

You Are So Funny Quotes By Christina Grimmie: Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's

Be stupid, be dumb, be funny, if that's who you are. Don't try to be someone that society wants you to be, that's stupid. So be yourself — Christina Grimmie

You Are So Funny Quotes By Ilona Andrews: He was charming and funny and a bit

He was charming and funny and a bit scary, which was always a draw in my book. — Ilona Andrews

You Are So Funny Quotes By Jonathan Tropper: Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You

Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's. — Jonathan Tropper