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Ann Romney talking about middle class moms is like Chris Christie talking about a salad — Denis Leary

My mom used to call us 'free range kids,' like free range chickens ... We roamed the countryside. — William Moseley

But not like this: not with
the house just an afterimage, and my mom a spirit, and my dad ... recycled."
"Carter Kane, Chapter 41 — Rick Riordan

My mom gets these new iPhones and stuff and she's like "Leo, can you figure it out?" because she had no idea. So yeah, I'm pretty good with gadgets. — Leo Howard

Were you just smoking and chewing tobacco at the same time?"
"What are you my mom?"
"Do I look like I blow truckers for food stamps? — Ransom Riggs

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

I know someone loves me from how they say my name. Like with my mom and dad, when they say "Benjamin" it's like my name is safe in their mouth. — David Ebershoff

I would borrow my mom's red Borghese lipstick and smear it on like a clown! — Brooke Burns

My mom bought me this amazing baby-food maker, the Beaba. I steam and puree fruits and vegetables, and they last for, like, four days. — Kourtney Kardashian

I think to have a regular job and be a mom is not as, of course there are challenges, but it's not like being on set, — Gwyneth Paltrow

My mom was an actress, so I got with her boutique agency back in 2001 and started booking a few commercials. She's like my co-manager. — Tequan Richmond

To me, it felt like such a failure. I never thought my mom and I would get that low. I wasn't ready to admit defeat. — Heather Demetrios

I have a two-year-old boy. Being his mom feels like I have a present I get to spend the rest of my life opening. — Jewel

I was going to be a writer. One person believed I could do it: my mom. Having her faith in me was like carrying around the Hammer of Thor. — Michael Easton

I like bad boys, and I like to take them home to my mom. — Priyanka Chopra

For all my love little monsters i am your mom you are my child in my hand i protect you like my eyes but dont worry ill cacth you if you fall. — Lady Gaga

I don't want to end up like my mom. That's my biggest fear in life. — Simone Elkeles

I've decided Mom's boyfriends are a lot like U.S. Presidents. You keep thinking they can't get any worse. And then she comes up with a Lance Wescott. — C.D. Payne

Hmmm ... I think I'd like to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids. — Rainbow Rowell

My mom looks like she could burst into a pile of confetti, but shakes her hand and beams at Lily. "Please — Alexa Riley

You aren't pretty!" Bailey shouted, making Fern instantly seethe. "But my dad would never lie to me like your mom does. You just wait! — Amy Harmon

When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new. It always winds up feeling more like a job interview. — Brad Paisley

My eyes were gray - more like my cousin Annabeth's than my mom's. — Rick Riordan

When I told my parents I wanted to be an actor, my mom was, like, 'I think I heard you say lawyer.' — Maz Jobrani

It's like our daddies and moms always used to tell us growing up, you don't get what you deserve, you get what you earn. — Tom Brands

My mom's response after seeing a sign that read 'Love God, People and Life': 'Well a lot of people don't like people.' — Sasheer Zamata

Cleaning the house while the children are home is like shoveling while it's still snowing. — Erma Bombeck

I'd always tell my mom, 'I want to be famous like Claudia Schiffer or Brigitte Bardot.' — Charlotte McKinney

I lived with my mom in a really small apartment. My bedroom was like in the living room. That's why I still love to sleep on couches now. — Alicia Keys

Yes, my mom does keep making references to marriage, like all mothers do, but it's only in a lighter mood ... she just jokes. — Saina Nehwal

Her mom had become some sort of a genius double agent since she hooked up with Richie. It was like she was keeping them all alive behind his back. — Rainbow Rowell

Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like. — Arnold Bennett

There is nothing like becoming a mom to fill you with fear. — Arianna Huffington

There was the woman I was before my mom died and the one I was now, my old life sitting on the surface of me like a bruise. — Cheryl Strayed