You Are A Jerk Quotes: top 46 famous quotes about You Are A Jerk

You Are A Jerk Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational You Are A Jerk quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

Be respectful to your peers and yourself, of course. Don't be a jerk. But at the same time don't settle for anything less than yourself. — Christina Grimmie

There is some blogging jerk out there who feels he can generalize his way to validity. — Neil Young

Life sucks when you find out Superman's a jerk. — Lisa Turner

I try not to be a jerk. I really do. I try to be nice and cordial. — Mariah Carey

Being a jerk is more of a habit or a personality trait of sorts, not an attitude. It's incurable. — Cameron Jace

I fall in love with characters when they're out of their element or are uncomfortable and you really feel for them in a knee-jerk sympathetic way. — Anna Kendrick

You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it. — Justin Halpern

Sorry to disappoint you. He's not evil. He's just a jerk. Sometimes it's a fine line. — Kami Garcia

How do you keep people from jerking your chain? Don't give your chain to jerks! — Bill Crawford

I have a big ego, and I'm a confident person, but when it comes down to being a jerk, that doesn't work for me, I tried it ... for about ten years. — Harry Connick Jr.

I hope I'm an integrous person who cleans up their messes when I've been a jerk. — Bonnie Raitt

Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself. — Jude Deveraux

Sometimes, when you're not being a jerk, I like you so much it hurts. I like the way your true self comes out when you think no one else is looking. — Kylie Scott

Be a kind person. Yes, even to jerks. Let them be a jerk. You be a kind person. — Karen Salmansohn

I'm evil, know it, and enjoy it. — Robert Thier

Girls have periods and boys jerk off. Everybody. — Haruki Murakami

Maybe I am a jerk sometimes. Maybe I'm not. I think most people are kind of a jerk once in a while. — Ryan Adams

It isn't the ups and downs that make life difficult; it's the jerks. — Charlie Chaplin

I know what it's like to meet someone you admire and have them be a complete jerk. — Nicolas Cage

Jack in and jerk off, kid! You too can save the world ... from those evil, bug-eyed commies from space! — Hal Duncan

You are such a jerk! Get back here!"
"Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows. — Becca Fitzpatrick

You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You're more like a gust of arctic wind that bursts in and blows out all the candles when the door cracks open. — Richelle E. Goodrich

True friends are the ones who will tell you when you are being a jerk or worse and still hang out with you. — Darrin Wiggins

You have to admit you're a jerk and that everything was all your fault." "So, like, what men are supposed to do in general," I said. — Gillian Flynn

You are avake, yah?" said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent.
"Yah," I muttered, rubbing my head. "And you are still a jerk, yah? — James Patterson

If you run into one jerk in a day, that person is a jerk. If everyone you run into all day is a jerk, maybe you are the jerk. — Brian Iverson

I don't want to be known as a jerk forever. — Seann William Scott

I want to be a jerk like the rest of my friends, and have fun, and not care about the consequences, but I just can't now. — Leonardo DiCaprio

These days he was like a zombie, all grim business, just another jerk with an erection. — Tom Perrotta

We tend to have a knee-jerk negative response to anything that seems to want or have control over us. — Sheena Iyengar

Ideology is masturbation, a jerk-off afforded to those few privileged with time on their hands and no wolves at the door. — Rick Remender

TWENTY I BATTLE MY JERK RELATIVE — Rick Riordan

All broken hearts are circumstantial. Every lovelorn jerk is the victim of bad timing, good intentions, and someone else's poor decision making. — Joshua Ferris

..I resent the jerk part. I'm meaner than that.... — Finn Marlowe

Diplomacy is unfashionable in the world of knee-jerk reaction and the dogmatic sound bite on television. — Douglas Hurd

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time. — CM Punk

I know that makes me sound like a jerk and maybe in some way I was, but girls play games too. Guys are just more likely to admit to it. — Nyrae Dawn

When my stomach grumbled, I filled up on hamburgers, hot dogs, gyros, tacos, jerk chicken, pizza, and a side salad because I was watching my figure — Y.A. Marks

I think there's a knee-jerk reaction to things from parents. — Spike Jonze

You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far. — Melanie Marchande

I'm grieving over what a jerk you are... — Maria Semple

Every day when I get home from work, I feel so frustrated, my boss is a jerk. — Todd Rundgren

The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other. — Julian Casablancas

I'm not sure I'm okay with 2 guys gettin' married, but I don't wanna be a jerk about it. — Lizz Winstead

Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand. — David Levithan

I act like a jerk sometimes. — Bill Murray