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If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.
— Stefan Molyneux
I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
— Randal Kleiser
If you make your best friend and your significant other the same person, you don't have to disconnect to go tell your girlfriend everything.
— Niecy Nash
A dream my girlfriend and I have is to move to New York for a year or two because we just love the city. I would take some acting classes.
— Daniel Bruhl
When you're 17 in the suburbs and know only three gay people, holding hands with your girlfriend is a proclamation.
— Mary Lambert
When I need a break from the boys, I go with my girlfriend to buy pretty little dresses for her daughter.
— Kim Raver
I'll look out for my little brother's girlfriend and keep her nice and safe in the light of day and not violate the fuck out of her in the dark.
— Penelope Douglas
Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your fucking ex- girlfriend back.
— Karina Halle
Don't leave a piece of jewelry at his house so you can go back and get it later; he may be with his real girlfriend.
— Amy Sedaris
I can't tell you how great it is to get away with a girlfriend for four days shopping in Paris. Now that's what I call a vacation.
— Jessica Alba
They pine for the hip, frosty girlfriend they abandoned for a pleasant if unexciting marriage to her sunnier, less mentally present sister coast.
— Sari Botton
The bar door creaked open. "Jaysus, Ruairi. You've not gone and pissed off your new girlfriend before you've had a chance to shag her?
— Zara Keane
The burn is my girlfriend, failure is my ex. I'm married to the track and engaged to success.
— Andre Bramble
Sir, I think maybe your mama didn't teach you how to talk to women. And she's not my girlfriend.
— Maggie Stiefvater
For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together.
— Rick Riordan
As author P. J. O'Rourke puts it: Veal is a very young beef and, like a very young girlfriend, it's cute but boring and expensive.
— Timothy Ferriss
I ask a lot because I'm very curious - especially about ex-girlfriends. I'm pretty good at getting the answers, too.
— Brittany Murphy
Who's my date" the Colonel asked.
*You're girlfriend is your date"
"All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get along very well — John Green
*You're girlfriend is your date"
"All right" he said, and then deadpanned "but we don't get along very well — John Green
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.
— Harry Styles
There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.
— Jay Crownover
We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.'
— Michael Franti
Besides, he's got a girlfriend now and has no interest in the little ink bunnies anymore.
— Jay Crownover
There's only two people in your life you should lie to ... the police and your girlfriend.
— Jack Nicholson
When your girlfriend broke your heart, don't even say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find someone better than her.
— Werley Nortreus
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch, and I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncles pull-out couch.
— Bo Burnham
I know what you're thinking.Girlfriend has fallen out of the stoopid tree and bonked her head against every branch on the way down.
— Jennifer Echols
You're playing hookey for her? You met her, what, five minutes ago? And now she's what? Your girlfriend? Did you give her your varsity jacket?
— Ally Blake
Your girlfriend is a narcissistic bitch, and you're an indecisive coward. Congrats on creating a little human that's perfect.
— Tarryn Fisher
You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law?
— Anne Fortier
Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
— Dov Davidoff
What do you do if you're in the car and your girlfriend touches your crotch then asks you to remind her to get kitchen scissors?
— Bob Saget
Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis.
— Boris Becker
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
— Simone Elkeles
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You're so young ... Are you sure that's what you want your life to be, forever and ever? That job? That career? That girlfriend?
— Peter Cameron
how you would feel if your old girlfriend showed up and she had the IQ of a frog. You'd
— Bobby Adair
You are my girlfriend," whispered Matthew. " You're my girl and I'm your guy, and you're my girl and I'm your guy. Let's not fight." -pg 126
— E. Lockhart
Why is your skin the best feeling in the world?
— Kamand Kojouri
Credit, youre jewish, your best friend is black, and your girlfriend is a cheating whore. Even if I wore gay, I'd still have it better than you.
— Tucker Max
Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you to tell Zane that you are and always have been my girlfriend. -Fenn
— Candace Knoebel
You think ancient soul-eating demons are terrifying? Try a run-in with Renn's crazy ex-girlfriend if you want a real scare." (July Henry)
— Megan Applegate
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
— Donnell Rawlings
Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you like no girl has.
— Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth?
— Lorelei James
Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.
— Zack Ryder
Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner.
— Linda Morris
Sookie: Hey, our hair's the same color.
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
Eric: Sure is, Girlfriend. — Charlaine Harris
You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.
— Tony Sakalauskas
It was romance though that compelled me, not lust; I wanted to lose myself in a woman, to have an ally, a partner, a girlfriend.
— Anonymous
I told my girlfriend that a praying mantis female eats its mate after copulation. She didn't take the hint.
— James Floyd
I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there.
— Stephanie Sigman
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
— Steven Wright
You really are one of a kind. I mean, it's not every day my girlfriend offers to kill me.
— Bree Despain
A source told me that you don't do girlfriends."
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid
"Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid
I went to church. It didn't help. In those days that was the best place to meet a girlfriend. In church! All of us praying to be different.
— Jeffrey Eugenides
Want me to spend the night? Hey lover boy, you know I will, and my best girlfriend lives down the road, together we will thrill you.
— John Mellencamp
My fans are all my girlfriends
— Greyson Chance
I listen to Neil Young and jazz and classical stations and, if my girlfriend's driving, it tends to be Hall & Oates.
— Frank Black
Programming languages are like girlfriends: The new one is better because *you* are better.
— Derek Sivers
I love English girls! I adore all their different accents. Who knows, I could find a British girlfriend on my travels!
— Austin Butler
And I had just kissed my ex-girlfriend, who had cried, while my current girlfriend was in jail. So far, it had not been my best day.
— Mark Zero
Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic.
— Ron Childress
I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'
— Emo Philips
Music videos are like girlfriends. I'm constantly amazed on what other people doing
— David Lee Roth
She's my girlfriend. - Park ( Eleanor and Park )
— Rainbow Rowell
My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards.
— Alison Moyet
Youth is like a fickle girlfriend. We can't understand or value her until she goes off with someone else, never to return.
— Carlos Ruiz Zafon
You'll be my girlfriend?" he asked. Butterflies were throwing a party in my stomach. "If that's what you want."
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade
"I want." Remy grinned. — Veronica Blade
My first girlfriend in high school, I had a girlfriend in grade school, but my first girlfriend in high school was Mare Winningham, very fine actress.
— Val Kilmer
My first clue time travel could be possible was in the barber's chair the day before my girlfriend's funeral.
— Timothy C. Ward
Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?
— Vincent H. O'Neil