Yossarian Quotes: top 22 famous quotes about Yossarian

Yossarian Quotes & Sayings

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Yossarian left money in the old woman's lap - it was odd how many wrongs leaving money seemed to right - and — Joseph Heller

Where were you born?"
"On a battlefield," [Yossarian] answered.
"No, no. In what state were you born?"
"In a state of innocence. — Joseph Heller

Nurse Duckett found Yossarian wonderful and was already trying to change him. — Joseph Heller

But Yossarian knew he was right, because, as he explained to Clevinger, to the best of his knowledge he had never been wrong. — Joseph Heller

The fictional character with whom I most profoundly identified was Yossarian in Catch-22. Always did, still do. — Neil Cross

I watch 'Sons of Anarchy' and 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Walking Dead' and think, 'I want to create that kind of television!' — Michael Easton

It is not the visions but the activity which makes you happy, and the joy and glory of the flier is the flight itself. — Isak Dinesen

It was love at first sight. The first time Yossarian saw the chaplain he fell madly in love with him. — Joseph Heller

The past doesn't just disappear after it's happened. — Susane Colasanti

I'm not running away from my responsibilities. I'm running to them. There's nothing negative about running away to save my life. — Joseph Heller

Doc Daneeka was Yossarian's friend and would do just about nothing in his power to help him. — Joseph Heller

Orr was one of the homeliest freaks Yossarian had ever encountered, and one of the most attractive. — Joseph Heller

Yossarian attended the education sessions because he wanted to find out why so many people were working so hard to kill him. — Joseph Heller

Yossarian!!!(?)! — Joseph Heller

Looking at everything through your phone is only numbing your perception - it does not really enhance your experience of life in any way. — Jaggi Vasudev

The Vengeance's sides and bow were covered in metal spikes, making it resemble a large floating cactus. — Chris Colfer

The Texan wanted everybody in the ward to be happy but Yossarian and Dunbar. He was really very sick. — Joseph Heller

When you want to change the world, have you changed yourself lately? — Debasish Mridha

Cooperation is the thorough conviction that nobody can get there unless everybody gets there."---The Princess of Intuition — Virginia Burden

You pompous, rotund, neighborly, vacuous, complacent ... - Yossarian — Joseph Heller

They were the most depressing group of people Yossarian had ever been with. They were always in high spirits. — Joseph Heller

Are not most professional mathematicians spared all trouble incident to income? — Tobias Dantzig