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I think I got a lot of my 'funny' DNA from my mother, who had a glorious sense of the ridiculous. — Christopher Buckley

Her hands were large and knuckley and calloused, made to hold a rifle, not a needle. — Hilary Mantel

One does not simply ring Roland.
Oh boy. I supposed I would get a lecture on the dangers of wandering into Mordor next. — Ilona Andrews

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it. — Steven Wright

I'm so careless that now i don't even care if i cared about you. — Me

There are some things you just don't say...not even in a school! — X

Besides, take away self-interest and you condemn the species to extinction, that's my motto! — X

I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff. — Todd Phillips

And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself. — Murray Walker

It is funny how no one seems to want my always excellent advice. — Anne Lamott

The funny part about Islam is; even if you rape a woman, it would be considered as her fault. — M.F. Moonzajer

If I let you go are you going to hit me again?"
"What do you think?"
"Then I'm not going to let you go. — Sarah Mayberry

I don't want want to go to jail, I'm fragile. — Adam Sandler

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

-"He loved her ... It was noble of him. It was beautiful."
-"It was stupid. — Lloyd Alexander

Culver is a language magnet school. What it's mainly a magnet for, if you want to know the truth, is nerds. — Dave Barry

She wanted to be given a funny script so that she could make it funnier. — Nick Hornby

If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? — Robin Williams

I find it very difficult to be funny, it's much easier to do tragedy than it is to do comedy. — Eric Drooker

Text messages are dying a funny kind of death. — Anonymous

In the silence, the bear died. It was a cute death, with funny music. — Orson Scott Card

I got my start in silent radio. — Bob Monkhouse

Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious. — Caitlin Hale

I went to the airport, I put my bag in the x-ray machine, I found out my bag has cancer. It only has six more months to hold stuff. — Mitch Hedberg

It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead before we even get into the episode. — Megan Follows

In the algebra of psychology, X stands for a woman's heart. — Ambrose Bierce

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there. — George Burns

It's so funny to think that I used to be a model and here I am doing arbitrage, shipping and negotiating margins, the list is endless. — Caprice Bourret

She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then. — Tammara Webber

The ballgame is over ... in this inning. — Jerry Coleman

Being good has nothing to do with being a Boy !!. Better is the latter! — Nelson Jack

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? — Jerry Seinfeld

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward."
"Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don't throw flowers. — Andrew Barger

Most man can think no better than a child! This fact perfectly explains why there are so many funny beliefs! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline. — Michael Summers

I'd rather hug Magic Johnson after he rolled around in barbed wire. — Jim Norton

He runs to the sink to spit it out. I grin. There's nothing quite as funny as someone else's misery. — Holly Black

Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth. — Rebecca Brooks

You see, that is the sad, sorry, terrible thing about sarcasm.
It's really funny. — Brandon Sanderson

As humans we speak one language ... — Avril Lavigne

Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.' — David Letterman

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child. — Dave Grohl

Luck is merely a product of the happily delusional mind. — Lois Greiman

How much detention did you get?
Two weeks. One per arsehole. — Stephanie Perkins