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Wwe Funny Quotes By Scott Steiner: Do you want to be mesmermized by the

Do you want to be mesmermized by the physical phenomenon? — Scott Steiner

Wwe Funny Quotes By CM Punk: Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud! — CM Punk

Wwe Funny Quotes By The Undertaker: Why don't you say "What?" if you like

Why don't you say "What?" if you like to sleep with your own sister. — The Undertaker

Wwe Funny Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: And then all of a sudden, you're doing

And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak. — Dwayne Johnson

Wwe Funny Quotes By Mick Foley: I really like it. I really, really like

I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive. — Mick Foley

Wwe Funny Quotes By CM Punk: You're not funny and nobody likes you!

You're not funny and nobody likes you! — CM Punk

Wwe Funny Quotes By Sid Vicious: You're only half the man that I am,

You're only half the man that I am, and I have half the brain that you do. — Sid Vicious

Wwe Funny Quotes By Jerry Lawler: ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling. — Jerry Lawler

Wwe Funny Quotes By John Cena: Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great.

Fashion advice from the Tooth Fairy, that's great. — John Cena

Wwe Funny Quotes By Daniel Bryan: Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their

Yeah. Some people just don't understand when their facial hair starts to look ridiculous. — Daniel Bryan

Wwe Funny Quotes By Jerry Lawler: What's twelve inches long and hangs in front

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie. — Jerry Lawler

Wwe Funny Quotes By Chris Jericho: You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast.

You've got a man-beast, and a ho-beast. — Chris Jericho

Wwe Funny Quotes By Scott Steiner: Now I've wrestled alotta countries!

Now I've wrestled alotta countries! — Scott Steiner

Wwe Funny Quotes By John Cena: Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's

Heath Slater, or the chick from Wendy's — John Cena

Wwe Funny Quotes By Daniel Bryan: It's looks like someone slapped you in the

It's looks like someone slapped you in the face with a fruit roll-up or something! — Daniel Bryan

Wwe Funny Quotes By Triple H: I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one

I'm bi-lots of things but lingual isn't one of them. Wait, did I mean to say that? — Triple H

Wwe Funny Quotes By CM Punk: Can I wear your blazer?

Can I wear your blazer? — CM Punk

Wwe Funny Quotes By Dusty Rhodes: What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!!

What am I thankful for? MY POLKA DOTS!! — Dusty Rhodes

Wwe Funny Quotes By Mick Foley: I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think

I'm no expert, Rock, but I don't think I have any poontang ... to give you. — Mick Foley

Wwe Funny Quotes By John Layfield: I see no women out here, and you're

I see no women out here, and you're chanting about a male organ, now tell me who's the fruit booty? — John Layfield

Wwe Funny Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: You wanna do this ... you wanna go

You wanna do this ... you wanna go right now ... do you want to, GO? ... then go get The Rock a bologna sandwich because this doesn't concern you. — Dwayne Johnson

Wwe Funny Quotes By Jerry Lawler: The fats dented the flats.

The fats dented the flats. — Jerry Lawler

Wwe Funny Quotes By Scott Steiner: Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and

Big Poppa Pump is your hook up, and the next heavyweight championship of the world! — Scott Steiner

Wwe Funny Quotes By Randy Orton: You think you're funny! You think you're funny

You think you're funny! You think you're funny Cena, huh? The only pose you're going to be doing tonight is lying on your back with me on top! — Randy Orton

Wwe Funny Quotes By Scott Steiner: Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed

Just like at Hirojima, when Pearl Harbor bombed the Germans! — Scott Steiner

Wwe Funny Quotes By Paul Heyman: The only reason why you were WWE Champion

The only reason why you were WWE Champion for a year, is because Triple H didn't want to work Tuesdays. — Paul Heyman

Wwe Funny Quotes By Bobby Heenan: Janetty tried to dive through the window to

Janetty tried to dive through the window to escape, what an act of cowardice. — Bobby Heenan

Wwe Funny Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Foley looks like an un-made bed.

Foley looks like an un-made bed. — Jerry Lawler

Wwe Funny Quotes By Dwayne Johnson: Now go back to Supercuts and get your

Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni! — Dwayne Johnson

Wwe Funny Quotes By Jerry Lawler: Go back to your bingo hall.

Go back to your bingo hall. — Jerry Lawler