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A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction. — William Faulkner

I suppose half the time Shakespeare just shoved down anything that came into his head. — P.G. Wodehouse

If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf. — Lemony Snicket

Writers don't kill characters. Characters kill characters. — MariaLisa DeMora

All writers are insane! — Cornelia Funke

A novelist can't be without a kimono and pen!(Shigure) — Natsuki Takaya

If I were to be honest, I'm probably fifty percent bagel. Okay, fine, sixty percent. — Christy Hall

Anybody who has survived his childhood has enough information about life to last him the rest of his days. — Flannery O'Connor

God is the creator of all good plot twists! — Shannon L. Alder

She meant to write: "Is Christy here yet?"
Auto Correct turned it into: "Is crazy here yet?"
For once Auto Correct got it right. — Christy Hall

If you haven't cried at least once while writing a chapter of your inspirational book, then you have to ask yourself if your're writing fiction. — Shannon L. Alder

We fiction writers are a brazen lot, are we not? For we, in our passion, embrace just enough truth to consecrate our delicately contrived lies. — Val Edward Simone

One man is as good as another until he has written a book. — Benjamin Jowett

Don't live with writers. Writers are bastards. — Warren Ellis

Well you can't believe everything you read. After all, by definition, fiction writers lie for a living. — Janette Rallison

It's been my experience that most writers don't talk about their craft
they just do it — Alfred Lansing

You know you're officially an adult when you finally understand WHY Miss Hannigan was drinking bath water. — Christy Hall

He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins. — Paula McLain

I never understood, what a starving artist was until I became one. — Mary Sage Nguyen

I sometimes think if I did not write I would be a madwoman. Now I am a sane woman with a lot of mad pages. — Kendall Hailey

Writers write, everyone else just talks about writing. — Various

I mean. You put puppies in a store front, I will stop and giddily stare. Every. Single. Time. — Christy Hall

I know writers who use subtext, and they're all cowards. — Garth Marenghi

I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee. — Ryan Lilly

Some people desire to be famous. I probably wouldn't be very good at it. — Sarah Warman

Writing something new is an effective way to get rid of writer's block. Or you can observe the people around you and fantasize like I do. — B.A. Gabrielle

I'm a writer. I'm a Christian. I like sex. But I haven't had it. I believe in waiting until marriage. But that doesn't mean I want my characters to. — Michelle N. Onuorah

While art thrives on the blazing colours of scandal, literature blossoms on the dark soil of tragedy. — E.A. Bucchianeri

Don't listen to writers. They're messed up - that's why they're writers! — Chocolate Waters

Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels. — Candace C. Bowen

Those big-shot writers could never dig the fact that there are more salted peanuts consumed than caviar. — Mickey Spillane

All writers should be put in a box and thrown in the sea. — Gordon B. Hinckley

I don't spend money on books. I write them myself. — Ljupka Cvetanova

All of my friends want to be in my books, but no one wants to die ... ummm ... I write westerns ... everyone dies. — Barry Andrew Chambers

Q: Best part about being a musical theatre book writer?
A: Explaining what that is. — Christy Hall

There are many premium writers, yes? Tolstoy, yes? He wrote War, and also Peace, which are both premium books. — Jonathan Safran Foer

Pen-bereavement is a serious matter. — Anne Fadiman

As writers, we're always trying to connect with the audience on a visceral level. We usually do that through drama, through emotion or through humor. — Rockne S. O'Bannon

When I die I hope it may be said:
'Her suffering was black, but her books were read'. — Shannon L. Alder

The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne

What do writers look like? — Graham Spaid

They say that writers face the blank page. That's not true. It's more like 200 hundred blank pages! — R.S. Mellette

You know the look: genius gone to pot, and ready to join the Communist Party — William, Saroyan

Don't ever trust anyone who's writing a book. They make up lies for a living. — Rosemary Clement-Moore

Writers were a strange sort; I knew that much from the newspapers. — Chris Priestley

So what? All writers are lunatics! — Cornelia Funke

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. — Mel Brooks

Writers are the most tormented of all the different categories of artists that are out there in the world. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The lesson here is not to take Camus to the beach. — Leo X. Robertson

Writer's block' is just a fancy way of saying 'I don't feel like doing any work today. — Meagan Spooner

There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write. — Mignon McLaughlin

You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. — Buffy Andrews

Writers are encouraged to "keep 'em laughing" and complain "with good humor" in order to "win" allies. The joke is always on ourselves. — Alice Childress

Like so many writers - I need to keep my butt in the chair. — Tina Gayle

What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski

Having writers block sucks more than my actual writing. And my writing would be astonishing if I could write how I feel. — Ally Spina

Humor writers:
1) Write
2) Laugh
3) Laugh when they write
4) Write when they laugh — Ann K. Howley

What's my favorite part that I've written? That's like asking me to choose which of my kids is least ugly! — Matthew Catania

Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... — E.A. Bucchianeri

Writers are Igniters! — Cammy Walters

The problem with taxation is that authors can't write off whiskey as a business expense. — Bryan Way

I reckon Southern writers are a lot like biscuit makers...more than one can give ya a good feed. — Lola Faye Arnold