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Writers Funny Quotes By Buffy Andrews: I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen. Buffy Andrews
Writers Funny Quotes By Roman Payne: The lot of the brideto be wed before The lot of the bride
to be wed before bed
desired until rotten.
The lot of the author
to be read before bed
admired then forgotten. — Roman Payne
Writers Funny Quotes By Robin Thede: Too many writers get stuck in the trap Too many writers get stuck in the trap of writing what they think is funny and not considering who they are writing it for. — Robin Thede
Writers Funny Quotes By Colson Whitehead: Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you Google "brooklyn writer" and you'll get, Did you mean: the future of literature as we know it? — Colson Whitehead
Writers Funny Quotes By Julia Louis-Dreyfus: I have no agenda except to be funny. I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Writers Funny Quotes By Buffy Andrews: You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long You deserve good sperm. You've waited a long time. — Buffy Andrews
Writers Funny Quotes By Joyce Rachelle: They told me I've got writer's cramp. So They told me I've got writer's cramp. So is that better than the block? — Joyce Rachelle
Writers Funny Quotes By Charles Bukowski: What is your advice to young writers?" "Drink, What is your advice to young writers?"
"Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski
Writers Funny Quotes By E.A. Bucchianeri: Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... — E.A. Bucchianeri
Writers Funny Quotes By Ryan Lilly: I surround myself with books when I write, I surround myself with books when I write, thus surrounding myself with writers... only they don't critique me and then get up for coffee. — Ryan Lilly
Writers Funny Quotes By David Salle: What great comedians, great comic writers, great comic What great comedians, great comic writers, great comic actors do is that they just read the headlines with the right eyebrow position and it's funny. — David Salle
Writers Funny Quotes By Calvin Trillin: We all know funny people who can't get We all know funny people who can't get it down on the page - even funny writers who can't get it down on the page. — Calvin Trillin
Writers Funny Quotes By Matt Groening: We've got a bunch of new writers now We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing some very funny stuff. — Matt Groening
Writers Funny Quotes By Paula McLain: He was a humorist, and everyone knew the He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins. — Paula McLain
Writers Funny Quotes By Cuthbert Soup: You see, unlike most writers today, I do You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves. — Cuthbert Soup
Writers Funny Quotes By Candace C. Bowen: Writers don't get mad they get even in Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels. — Candace C. Bowen
Writers Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: Most writers regard the truth as their most Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use. — Mark Twain
Writers Funny Quotes By Buffy Andrews: The pimple is perfect. The pimple is perfect. — Buffy Andrews
Writers Funny Quotes By Steve Martin: I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because I thought 'Borat' was a breakthrough comedy, because it was really funny. It wasn't some studio-produced script with 14 writers. — Steve Martin