Writer Humor Quotes
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Writer Humor Quotes & Sayings
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A writer is congenitally unable to tell the truth and that is why we call what he writes fiction.
— William Faulkner
Being a writer is 1% inspiration, 50% perspiration and 49% explaining you're not a millionaire like J.K.Rowling.
— Gabrielle Tozer
Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
— Justin Halpern
Writer's block is only a failure of the ego.
— Norman Mailer
Stay humble as a writer: write on toilet paper.
— Jonas Eriksson
On Twitter at last, and can't think of a thing to say. Some writer I turned out to be.
— Stephen King
If I could do it all again, I would start three hundred years ago, and write twice as fast.
— Peter James West
I'm a writer. I write stuff.
— Kevin J.J. Carpenter
I have so many people in my head, I can't keep up with the real people around me. But it's okay, I'm a writer.
— Shannon Taylor Vannatter
I'm a writer," she declared before she drained the glass. "I should learn about everything.
— Mary Cox
Life's too short, drive it like ya stole it!
— Debra L. Hartmann
We often hear that mathematics consists mainly of 'proving theorems.' Is a writer's job mainly that of 'writing sentences?
— Gian-Carlo Rota
If my penis were a writer/director, it would be Woody Allen - small, neurotic, and, frankly, hit or miss.
— Matthew Norman
Some days being a writer consists of telling yourself you aren't insane, your characters are.
— Nevea Lane
Making love to me is amazing. Wait, I meant: making love, to me, is amazing. The absence of two little commas nearly transformed me into a sex god.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
You sure about this writer thing son?
— Christopher Moore
A writer should not review a book. A reviewer should not write.
— Bhaskar Sharma
Since I became a knitting humor writer, I seem to be understood a little better - at least for the purposes of social discourse.
— Stephanie Pearl-McPhee
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
— Steve Martin
I can eraser you out just as easily as I can pencil you in.
— Brenda Lee Compton
Writing something new is an effective way to get rid of writer's block. Or you can observe the people around you and fantasize like I do.
— B.A. Gabrielle
I don't spend money on books. I write them myself.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I'm a writer. I'm a Christian. I like sex. But I haven't had it. I believe in waiting until marriage. But that doesn't mean I want my characters to.
— Michelle N. Onuorah
My imagination was running amok again. Twice in one night. This never happens when I'm sitting in front of a typewriter.
— Gary Reilly
Jane Austen may not be the best writer, but she certainly writes about the best people. And by that I mean people just like me.
— Anna Quindlen
Part of my soul goes into each quote I write. A book of my quotes can be yours for just $19.99.
— Ryan Lilly
If I never received a bad review then I wouldn't be a real writer, but I much prefer the good ones
— Charity Parkerson
Sure, it will be hard, but all you need to be a writer is perseverance, a low-level alcohol dependency, and a questionable moral compass.
— Anna Kendrick
If you haven't heard a rumor by noon, make one up. If you're a writer, make sure it's a full page of the book you're currently working on.
— Lamont Tanksley
A liar with a pen is a writer
— Genesis Quihuis
What surer sign is there that the creative aquifers are dry than a writer creating a writer-character?
— David Mitchell
W. P. Kinsella, who was born on a farm near Edmunton, Alberta, has earned wide recognition for his wild imagination and rash humor as a writer.
— Gerald Vizenor
He was a writer and words were his weapons.
— Christopher Moore
The thing about being a screenwriter, scriptwriter, scenarist, You get to have multiple personalities and not be charged.
— Andrea L'Artiste
I realized I was officially a professional writer when all my plans began with "drink coffee" and ended with "take a nap.
— Cassandra Duffy
Nothing's a better cure for writer's block than to eat ice cream right out of the carton.
— Don Roff
(On her son) I've met writer's block. He is short, diapered and keeps unplugging my laptop. Good news: he can be conquered with a bottle and a nap.
— Cyrese Covelli
Because I was a television writer for many years, I write very conversationally. I put things straight, and with a lot of humor.
— Tracy McMillan
Come on brain, think of thingsCome on brain, think of things
Come on brain, be so smart — Lin-Manuel Miranda
Only a person with the true heart of a dictionary-writer would be lying in bed, three days after being stabbed in the gut, worrying about his P's.
— Kristin Cashore
There was hardly an eminent writer in Paris who was unacquainted with the inside of the Conciergerie or the Bastille.
— Lytton Strachey
Writer's block' is just a fancy way of saying 'I don't feel like doing any work today.
— Meagan Spooner
There's only one person who needs a glass of water oftener than a small child tucked in for the night, and that's a writer sitting down to write.
— Mignon McLaughlin
I love being a writer. What I can't stand is the paperwork.
— Peter De Vries
If a writer writes poems and short stories and novels, but nobody ever reads them, is she really a writer?
— Jennifer Weiner
If I can't be remembered as one of the greatest authors, why not be remembered as the sexiest writer...
— Hans Lindor
Why do people always expect authors to answer questions? I am an author because I want to ask questions. If I had answers, I'd be a politician.
— Eugene Ionesco
I'm a writer, not a DJ. I don't take requests.
— Kate LeDonne Black
I escape disaster by writing a poem with a joke in it:The past, present, and future walk into a bar - it was tense. — Kelli Russell Agodon
As an author I'm in my head all day and I worry that I lose touch with reality. But then my dog pees on my shoe and I know I've found it again.
— Michelle M. Pillow
If I could split myself into five people, I would still be behind on my writing schedule. I see now why James Patterson cloned himself so many times.
— Peter James West
