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Would If Quotes By Mary-Jean Harris: You seem to be in a state of

You seem to be in a state of such absolute contradiction that I would not be surprised if your face tore in half. — Mary-Jean Harris

Would If Quotes By Demetri Martin: I think statues are great; they show what

I think statues are great; they show what great people would look like if a bird sh*t all over them. — Demetri Martin

Would If Quotes By Thomas Nelson Page: She would have been a very remarkable woman,

She would have been a very remarkable woman, if she had not been an old maid. — Thomas Nelson Page

Would If Quotes By Mehmet Murat Ildan: If an earth with no other creatures but

If an earth with no other creatures but only humans would be possible, it would be unbearably boring! — Mehmet Murat Ildan

Would If Quotes By John Hume: If the word 'No' was removed from the

If the word 'No' was removed from the English language, Ian Paisley would be speechless. — John Hume

Would If Quotes By Alexander Whyte: If you would move me with your preaching,

If you would move me with your preaching, or with your praying, or with your singing, first be moved yourself. — Alexander Whyte

Would If Quotes By William DeVries: I would have picked up the artificial heart

I would have picked up the artificial heart and thrown it on the floor and walked out and said he's dead if the press had not been there. — William DeVries

Would If Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: I identified a basic mistake my parents had

I identified a basic mistake my parents had made about life: They thought that it would be very wrong if anybody ever laughed at them. — Kurt Vonnegut

Would If Quotes By Abigail Barnette: Yes, one of the benefits of being embarrassingly

Yes, one of the benefits of being embarrassingly rich is that you find out if you have syphilis much earlier than the average peasant would. — Abigail Barnette

Would If Quotes By Steven Wright: If God dropped acid, would he see people?

If God dropped acid, would he see people? — Steven Wright

Would If Quotes By Charles Lamb: If thou would'st have me sing and play

If thou would'st have me sing and play As once I play'd and sung, First take this time-worn lute away, And bring one freshly strung. — Charles Lamb

Would If Quotes By Gaston Bachelard: The reverie would not last if it were

The reverie would not last if it were not nourished by the images of the sweetness of living, by the illusions of happiness. — Gaston Bachelard

Would If Quotes By Paulo Coelho: I bear many scars. But I also carry

I bear many scars. But I also carry with me moments that would not have happened if I had not gone beyond my limits. — Paulo Coelho

Would If Quotes By Shakira: Sexy is good as long as it's not

Sexy is good as long as it's not the main recipe. It's an ingredient. I would not appear in a leotard in a video if I [did] not have other dimensions. — Shakira

Would If Quotes By Joe Calzaghe: If I would've fought Andre Ward in my

If I would've fought Andre Ward in my prime, I would've beat him. — Joe Calzaghe

Would If Quotes By Rainbow Rowell: If they'd given her a proper time machine,

If they'd given her a proper time machine, she probably would have used it to cuddle with him. Let somebody else kill Hitler. — Rainbow Rowell

Would If Quotes By Elizabeth Berg: If I were to draw on a paper

If I were to draw on a paper what gym does for me, I would make one dot and then I would erase it. — Elizabeth Berg

Would If Quotes By Jarod Kintz: If I replaced my ears with conch shells,

If I replaced my ears with conch shells, would you surf on the sound waves? — Jarod Kintz

Would If Quotes By John Buford: If I have any choice I would prefer

If I have any choice I would prefer Western Troops. — John Buford

Would If Quotes By Tess Oliver: His gaze held mine so long it felt

His gaze held mine so long it felt as if he would never release it. And something deep inside me did not want him to. — Tess Oliver

Would If Quotes By Dennis Miller: If I had wanted to ice the little

If I had wanted to ice the little toad, I would have done it a long time ago. — Dennis Miller

Would If Quotes By Alexi Wakefield: Would you regret not doing it if you

Would you regret not doing it if you died tomorrow? Then do it today. — Alexi Wakefield

Would If Quotes By Poul Anderson: If we knew exactly what to expect throughout

If we knew exactly what to expect throughout the Solar System, we would have no reason to explore it. — Poul Anderson

Would If Quotes By Judith St. George: Someone once called Lincoln two-faced. "If I am

Someone once called Lincoln two-faced. "If I am two-faced, would I wear the face that I have now?" Lincoln asked. — Judith St. George

Would If Quotes By R.v.m.: If the past was what we were meant

If the past was what we were meant to see ... Then behind, not in front, our eyes would be. — R.v.m.

Would If Quotes By Ally Carter: If he'd looked like a cross between Mr.

If he'd looked like a cross between Mr. Clooney and, say, one of the hobbits, I probably would have been far more capable of coherent thought. — Ally Carter

Would If Quotes By Jack Kerouac: If I ever went to Paris,' said Francis,

If I ever went to Paris,' said Francis, unexpectedly pensive, 'I think I would be very happy ... — Jack Kerouac

Would If Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: As to the whiskers, having never worn any,

As to the whiskers, having never worn any, do you not think people would call it a piece of silly affectation if I were to begin it now? — Abraham Lincoln

Would If Quotes By Napoleon Hill: There would be no advantage to be gained

There would be no advantage to be gained by sowing a field of wheat if the harvest did not return more than was sown. — Napoleon Hill

Would If Quotes By Kenneth L. Pike: If I were to adopt pure mechanism as

If I were to adopt pure mechanism as a philosophy, there would be no way I could choose to be a scholar. — Kenneth L. Pike

Would If Quotes By Mark Twain: If all men were rich, all men would

If all men were rich, all men would be poor. — Mark Twain

Would If Quotes By Jon Stewart: If the world does need to repopulate at

If the world does need to repopulate at some point, the announcing team of Rob Lowe and Sofia Vergara, I think, would make very pleasant children. — Jon Stewart

Would If Quotes By Lee Trevino: To me, the [British] Open is the tournament

To me, the [British] Open is the tournament I would come to if I had to leave a month before and swim over. — Lee Trevino

Would If Quotes By Terry Pratchett: You're wondering if I really would slit your

You're wondering if I really would slit your throat. To tell the truth, I don't know either, but think of the fun we could have finding out. — Terry Pratchett

Would If Quotes By Debasish Mridha: Life is magical. If life had no magic,

Life is magical. If life had no magic, it would be tragic. — Debasish Mridha

Would If Quotes By Joan Didion: If the dead were truly to come back,

If the dead were truly to come back, what would they come back knowing? Could we face them? We who allowed them to die? — Joan Didion

Would If Quotes By Oscar Wilde: If only the picture could grow old, and

If only the picture could grow old, and I stay young. For that ... for that, I would give my SOUL for that. — Oscar Wilde

Would If Quotes By Charles Darwin: I would give absolutely nothing for the theory

I would give absolutely nothing for the theory of Natural Selection, if it requires miraculous additions at any one stage of descent. — Charles Darwin

Would If Quotes By Carl Jung: The word 'happiness' would lose its meaning if

The word 'happiness' would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. — Carl Jung

Would If Quotes By Henry Ward Beecher: I think you might dispense with half your

I think you might dispense with half your doctors if you would only consult Dr. Sun more. — Henry Ward Beecher

Would If Quotes By Josh Wolf: That means if my son was gay, I

That means if my son was gay, I would want him to suck the best dick this side of the Mississippi. — Josh Wolf

Would If Quotes By Robert Breault: I don't lie and cheat, but I don't

I don't lie and cheat, but I don't always avoid actions that would be lying and cheating if someone else did them. — Robert Breault

Would If Quotes By Melissa Grey: If her hormones had a face, she would

If her hormones had a face, she would slap it. — Melissa Grey

Would If Quotes By Andrei Tarkovsky: Art would be useless if the world were

Art would be useless if the world were perfect. — Andrei Tarkovsky

Would If Quotes By James Altucher: When I was 22 years old, I thought

When I was 22 years old, I thought girls would like me if I wrote a novel. I spent so much time writing that I was thrown out of graduate school. — James Altucher

Would If Quotes By Anne Carson: I loved him for his beauty.As I would

I loved him for his beauty.
As I would again if he came near.
Beauty convinces. — Anne Carson

Would If Quotes By Nancy Pelosi: I have deep emotions about the American people.

I have deep emotions about the American people. If I were to cry for anything, I would cry for them and the policies that they're about to face. — Nancy Pelosi

Would If Quotes By William J.H. Boetcker: What a pleasure life would be to live

What a pleasure life would be to live if everybody would try to do only half of what he expects others to do. — William J.H. Boetcker

Would If Quotes By Baltasar Gracian: Respect yourself if you would have others respect

Respect yourself if you would have others respect you. — Baltasar Gracian

Would If Quotes By J.R. Ward: Please, if you would," the butler said, "no

Please, if you would," the butler said, "no throwing the linens. Peaches, anyone?" -Fritz — J.R. Ward

Would If Quotes By Hayes McClerkin: If the old dog hadn't got distracted by

If the old dog hadn't got distracted by the fire plug, he would have caught the rabbit. — Hayes McClerkin

Would If Quotes By Dallas Willard: Discipleship is the process of becoming who Jesus

Discipleship is the process of becoming who Jesus would be if he were you. — Dallas Willard

Would If Quotes By Kelly Thompson: It's hard to know what happy is if

It's hard to know what happy is if you're not sure if you've felt it before. — Kelly Thompson

Would If Quotes By Aya Cash: Most of my comedy is accidental, I would

Most of my comedy is accidental, I would say. If I don't know what the joke is, I'm going to play it better than if I do. — Aya Cash

Would If Quotes By Johanna Lindsey: Do you know what would happen to you

Do you know what would happen to you if I had found you then? This - and a helluva lot more. — Johanna Lindsey

Would If Quotes By Nicholas Sparks: If the relationship can't survive the long term,

If the relationship can't survive the long term, why on earth would it be worth my time and energy for the short term? Megan. — Nicholas Sparks

Would If Quotes By Gary D. Schmidt: One day we ran all the way to

One day we ran all the way to Jones Beach, and if Mrs. Sidman hadn't sent a bus after us, I think we would have collapsed on the boardwalk and died. — Gary D. Schmidt

Would If Quotes By Karen Horney: If I couldn't be pretty, I decided I

If I couldn't be pretty, I decided I would be smart. — Karen Horney

Would If Quotes By Joanna Baillie: If my heart were not light, I would

If my heart were not light, I would die. — Joanna Baillie

Would If Quotes By Albert Camus: Even if the mind were not, its laws

Even if the mind were not, its laws would be! — Albert Camus

Would If Quotes By G.K. Chesterton: If a man would make his world large,

If a man would make his world large, he must be always making himself small. — G.K. Chesterton

Would If Quotes By Orson Welles: If I had only one film in the

If I had only one film in the world to save, it would be 'Grand Illusion.' — Orson Welles

Would If Quotes By Ann Voskamp: As G. K. Chesterton wrote, "How much larger

As G. K. Chesterton wrote, "How much larger your life would be if your self could become smaller in it."22 — Ann Voskamp

Would If Quotes By Susan L. Taylor: Imagine how free we would feel and what

Imagine how free we would feel and what we could accomplish if we could live without fear. — Susan L. Taylor

Would If Quotes By Kim Harrison: I frowned, wondering if Trent would mind being

I frowned, wondering if Trent would mind being the size of a fairy for a day. He could talk to the newest tenants in his garden. — Kim Harrison

Would If Quotes By Andy Borowitz: As popular as Christmas is, it would be

As popular as Christmas is, it would be even bigger if it had vampires. — Andy Borowitz

Would If Quotes By Bart Stupak: The Tea Party did not run me out.

The Tea Party did not run me out. If you know me and my personality, I would welcome the challenge. — Bart Stupak

Would If Quotes By Gordon B. Hinckley: If there were no immortality there would be

If there were no immortality there would be no need for temples. There would be no need for eternal marriage if there were no eternity. — Gordon B. Hinckley

Would If Quotes By Samuel Johnson: Little would be wanting to the happiness of

Little would be wanting to the happiness of life, if every man could conform to the right as soon as he was shown it. — Samuel Johnson

Would If Quotes By Matshona Dhliwayo: If greatness was easy to attain, everyone's name

If greatness was easy to attain, everyone's name would be in history books. — Matshona Dhliwayo

Would If Quotes By Tori Amos: Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it

Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a field. — Tori Amos

Would If Quotes By Kim Cormack: Because if being a badass was easy everyone

Because if being a badass was easy everyone would do it
Lexy of Ankh
(The Dragon)
Enlightenment — Kim Cormack

Would If Quotes By M. Ageyev: And if all womankind banded together and took

And if all womankind banded together and took the male path, the world would turn into one huge brothel. — M. Ageyev

Would If Quotes By Abu Hanifa: If I were you I would face my

If I were you I would face my clothes, to make sure that no one runs off with them! — Abu Hanifa

Would If Quotes By Jon Woodward: tube or 2 of these water purification tablets

tube or 2 of these water purification tablets at your home or in your car. If there was ever a shortage or damage to the city supply, you would — Jon Woodward

Would If Quotes By Belle Aurora: I'm not ashamed of who you are. And

I'm not ashamed of who you are. And the only time I would look down on you is if I were helping you back up. — Belle Aurora

Would If Quotes By Julia Mills: I'm not sure I've turned your Commander inside

I'm not sure I've turned your Commander inside out, but I can assure you if that iron skillet was empty, I would bring him down a peg or two. — Julia Mills

Would If Quotes By Nancy Pelosi: But I would say, you know, if you're

But I would say, you know, if you're getting married - why are you getting married? Why would you get married? Why would anybody get married? — Nancy Pelosi

Would If Quotes By Kelly Moran: Besides, if they continued where they left off,

Besides, if they continued where they left off, Faith would finish reading the book and Alec would be snoring next to her. — Kelly Moran

Would If Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: I figured if I told it to myself

I figured if I told it to myself often enough, I would start believing it. — Lisa Kleypas

Would If Quotes By Katherine Rundell: If, when reading and walking at the same

If, when reading and walking at the same time, he bumped into a lamppost, he would apologize and check that the lamppost was unhurt. — Katherine Rundell

Would If Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: If it was a sin for you to

If it was a sin for you to choose me ... then I would go to the Devil himself and bless him for tempting ye to it. — Diana Gabaldon

Would If Quotes By Scott Cunningham: If you would be a magician, honor the

If you would be a magician, honor the Earth. Honor life. Love. Know that magic is the birthright of every human being, and wisely use it. — Scott Cunningham

Would If Quotes By Betty White: People forget the good that zoos do. If

People forget the good that zoos do. If it weren't for zoos, we would have so many species that would be extinct today. — Betty White

Would If Quotes By Bobby F. Kimbrough Jr.: Imagine if you were performing at your full

Imagine if you were performing at your full potential, the lives you would change - including yours. Just imagine... — Bobby F. Kimbrough Jr.

Would If Quotes By Jeff Salyards: It is a ripper. I would be disappointed

It is a ripper. I would be disappointed if it simply nuzzled them and showed its belly for a good rub. — Jeff Salyards

Would If Quotes By Lauren Oliver: If secrets were stuffing, the woman would be

If secrets were stuffing, the woman would be done up like a Thanksgiving turkey. — Lauren Oliver

Would If Quotes By Chip Ingram: If I could sum up what the Bible

If I could sum up what the Bible teaches about giving in one statement, it would be this: Generous living produces emotional happiness. — Chip Ingram

Would If Quotes By Bob Inglis: Our hope is we move beyond denial and

Our hope is we move beyond denial and into debate ... If we cleaned up the air, would it really be bad for us? — Bob Inglis

Would If Quotes By Toni Bentley: We live only to dance. If living were

We live only to dance. If living were not an essential prerequisite, we would abstain. — Toni Bentley

Would If Quotes By Bill Bryson: Romans park their cars the way I would

Romans park their cars the way I would park if I had just spilled a beaker of hydrochloric acid on my lap. — Bill Bryson

Would If Quotes By Harold Larwood: A cricket tour in Australia would be a

A cricket tour in Australia would be a most delightful period in one's life if one was deaf — Harold Larwood

Would If Quotes By T.J. Klune: If the inspirational calendar had been a person,

If the inspirational calendar had been a person, Gus would have punched it in the face. — T.J. Klune

Would If Quotes By Brigitte Bardot: I would like, before I die, to see

I would like, before I die, to see the changes I've always fought for being made. If not, my life will have been worth nothing. — Brigitte Bardot

Would If Quotes By Michael Atencio: If it weren't for all the setbacks and

If it weren't for all the setbacks and problems of life, there would be nothing to look forward to. — Michael Atencio

Would If Quotes By Douglas MacArthur: The great question is, can war be outlawed

The great question is, can war be outlawed from the world? If so, it would mark the greatest advance in civilization since the Sermon on the Mount. — Douglas MacArthur

Would If Quotes By Gary Gulman: Would it be ironic if we had to

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn't there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda? — Gary Gulman

Would If Quotes By Michael Bassey Johnson: If you are aware of the kind of

If you are aware of the kind of hunger, regrets and frustrations that follows rumpy pumpy, you would stir clear from hanky panky. — Michael Bassey Johnson

Would If Quotes By Danger Mouse: I'd hate to have to leave music, but

I'd hate to have to leave music, but if I got stuck some place, I would. — Danger Mouse

Would If Quotes By Doug Dillon: What would you say to yourself if you

What would you say to yourself if you could actually meet a younger you? — Doug Dillon