World Class Funny Quotes
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World Class Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Listen to your customers but don't (always) believe what they say-they know even less about the future than you.
— Patrick Dixon
You can't blame gravity for falling in love
— Albert Einstein
Don't torture yourself ... that's my job
— Carolyn Jones
As you travel though life, offer good wishes to each being you meet.
— Gautama Buddha
Conscience- protects the privileges of intimacy, makes ,friends keep their promises, prevents the angered spouse from striking back.
— Martha Stout
The first 20 stories written about a public figure set the tone for the next 2,000 and it is almost impossible to reverse it.
— Charles Colson
This isn't the greatest mystery. Anyone with brains can deduce what's happened recently, but why are we all silent?
— M.M. Lindelo
In the past five minutes, I had managed to tease my libido, scald my crotch, and catch a world-class elbow with my forehead.
— B. Justin Shier
Intelligence and genius
— Albert Einstein
Respect for character is always diminished in proportion to the number among whom the blame or praise is to be divided.
— James Madison
You kissed my hair while sticking me in the heart. But your house will break before I fall apart. -Punk
— Penelope Douglas
Religion leaves no room for human complexity.
— Daniel Radcliffe