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With 'Hunger Games,' it's about people rising up to fight against a corrupt government that controls them.
— Woody Harrelson
If it turns out that there is a God ... the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
— Woody Allen
It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true; I was raised in a freight car.
— Merle Haggard
It's an odd beast, fame. It's got multiple personalities.
— Woody Harrelson
I got started in Oklahoma. That's where I was born. Population down there is one-third Indians, one-third Negroes and one-third white people.
— Woody Guthrie
I try to apply the organic concept to my clothes and bedding as well. There's nothing like swimming in organic cotton sheets.
— Woody Harrelson
Life's hard, then you die.
— Woody Allen
I'm a great fan of Woody Allen's movies.
— Arnaud Desplechin
No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
— Woody Allen
It's round the world I've traveled; it's round the world I've roamed; but I've yet to see an outlaw drive a family from its home
— Woody Guthrie
The Gulf Stream waters of Woody Guthrie's famous song were strung with columns of oil that were several miles long.
— James Lee Burke
Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It's a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants.
— Woody Allen
If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy.
— Woody Allen
Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's.
— Woody Allen
Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes.
— Woody Allen
The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life.
— Woody Allen
The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.
— Woody Allen
Woody Allen is in his '70s and he's making movies, so I look forward to getting there.
— Brett Ratner
The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
— Woody Allen
I used to have Bible studies at my house. I was in the choir. I was mischievous but also a real mama's boy. It was a pretty happy childhood.
— Woody Harrelson
In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald.
— Woody Allen
Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!
— Woody Allen
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Woody's [Allen] very relaxed with the cast and likes them to do their thing and is not an over-director type. Somehow it works.
— Letty Aronson
I want to return to the womb, anyone's.
— Woody Allen
Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls.
— Woody Allen
When I got out of high school, I joined a local blues band in Philadelphia - Woody's Truck Stop.
— Todd Rundgren
It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.
— Woody Allen
We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice.
— Woody Allen
You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life
— Woody Allen
There's a snake in my butt!
— Woody Allen
Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around.
— Woody Allen
I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers.
— Woody Allen
I think the world's still gonna be here in another 10, 20 years. But I'm not feeling great about things ecologically.
— Woody Harrelson
There's just something extraordinary about that Selma Hayek.
— Woody Harrelson
It's not terrible, people telling you you're great; what's terrible is when you start believing it.
— Woody Harrelson
It's always been a dream of mine to be in a Woody Allen comedy.
— Jennifer Carpenter
I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Italian.
— Patricia Highsmith
There's no rhyme or reason to anything that I do. It's whatever seems right at the time.
— Woody Allen
Two boxes of Step Forward Paper saves one tree - that's a real stat.
— Woody Harrelson
I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight.
— Woody Allen
I've been in so many good movies that I felt like nobody saw; it's a pretty dreadful feeling.
— Woody Harrelson
Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak.
— Woody Allen
Comedians have a tendency to have a limited range, they tend to do one thing and do it very well, but it's limited.
— Woody Allen
There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic.
— Woody Allen
The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.
— Woody Allen
Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.
— Woody Allen
It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it
— Woody Allen
Who I really am is the mother of six kids and Woody's wife.
— Anne Northup
Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's true in my life.
— Mitt Romney
All about a human being is, it's a great big hoping machine.
— Woody Guthrie
Picking an assistant coach, the first thing I was interested in was the man's character.
— Woody Hayes
American films, it's a money-making industry. And in France, you can find great respect for cinema as art.
— Woody Allen
Diplomats negotiate. That's what I do on my show. So I consider myself a diplomat in showbiz.
— Woody Milintachinda
Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo.
— Woody Allen
I work all the time because it's a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly.
— Woody Allen
Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea.
— Woody Allen
Success - it's what you do with what you've got.
— Woody Hayes
There's no correlation between what the public likes and what I'm after. I'm in a different world.
— Woody Allen
I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government.
— Woody Allen
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.
— David Letterman
Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving?
— Woody Allen
I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.
— Woody Allen
It's true, people don't imagine I'd be particularly woody.
— Clive Anderson
The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium.
— Woody Hayes
It's the best thing going, parenthood.
— Woody Harrelson
It's not who you want to spend Friday night with. It's who you want to spend all day Saturday with.
— Woody Harrelson
I just admire people like Woody Allen, who every year writes an original screenplay. It's astonishing. I always wished that I could do that.
— Francis Ford Coppola
Some guys dig ditches, I have a band. It's what I do
— Woody Herman
My brain? That's my second favorite organ.
— Woody Allen
