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With 'Hunger Games,' it's about people rising up to fight against a corrupt government that controls them. — Woody Harrelson

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. — Woody Allen

You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on. — Woody Allen

If it turns out that there is a God ... the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever. — Woody Allen

It sounds like something from a Woody Guthrie song, but it's true; I was raised in a freight car. — Merle Haggard

My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years, that's what I've done. — Woody Allen

It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune. — Woody Allen

It's an odd beast, fame. It's got multiple personalities. — Woody Harrelson

I got started in Oklahoma. That's where I was born. Population down there is one-third Indians, one-third Negroes and one-third white people. — Woody Guthrie

I try to apply the organic concept to my clothes and bedding as well. There's nothing like swimming in organic cotton sheets. — Woody Harrelson

Life's hard, then you die. — Woody Allen

I'm a great fan of Woody Allen's movies. — Arnaud Desplechin

No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck. — Woody Allen

It's round the world I've traveled; it's round the world I've roamed; but I've yet to see an outlaw drive a family from its home — Woody Guthrie

A ship is safe in the harbor, but that's not where ships belong. — Woody Allen

The Gulf Stream waters of Woody Guthrie's famous song were strung with columns of oil that were several miles long. — James Lee Burke

Science is an intellectual dead end, you know? It's a lot of little guys in tweed suits cutting up frogs on foundation grants. — Woody Allen

If I got a paper cut, that's a tragedy. If you fell down an open manhole and died, that's comedy. — Woody Allen

It's all through the actors; I cannot write in that idiom — Woody Allen

Your self esteem is like a notch below Kafka's. — Woody Allen

Love is too weak a word for what I feel - I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two F's, yes. — Woody Allen

The food in this place is really terrible. Yes, and such small portions. That's essentially how I feel about life. — Woody Allen

The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that. — Woody Allen

Woody Allen is in his '70s and he's making movies, so I look forward to getting there. — Brett Ratner

The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right. — Woody Allen

I used to have Bible studies at my house. I was in the choir. I was mischievous but also a real mama's boy. It was a pretty happy childhood. — Woody Harrelson

In short, the best thing to do is behave in a manner befitting one's age. If you are sixteen or under, try not to go bald. — Woody Allen

Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement! — Woody Allen

No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and the football game. — Woody Allen

Woody's [Allen] very relaxed with the cast and likes them to do their thing and is not an over-director type. Somehow it works. — Letty Aronson

I want to return to the womb, anyone's. — Woody Allen

Show business is dog eat dog. It's worse than dog eat dog. It's dog doesn't return dog's phone calls. — Woody Allen

When I got out of high school, I joined a local blues band in Philadelphia - Woody's Truck Stop. — Todd Rundgren

It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel. — Woody Allen

You look up after many years and you find that a film has become a classic because it's meaningful to people and alive, decade after decade. — Woody Allen

We stand at a crossroads. One path leads to despair, the other to destruction. Let's hope we make the right choice. — Woody Allen

You know how you're always trying to get things to come out perfect in art because it's real difficult in life — Woody Allen

There's a snake in my butt! — Woody Allen

Well, trouble's my middle name. Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you spreading that around. — Woody Allen

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone you love. — Woody Allen

You don't get many chances to pay back what's been done for you. Take them. — Woody Hayes

I've always been interested in being in other people's movies. I never get any offers. — Woody Allen

I think the world's still gonna be here in another 10, 20 years. But I'm not feeling great about things ecologically. — Woody Harrelson

There's just something extraordinary about that Selma Hayek. — Woody Harrelson

There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure. — Woody Allen

If you don't fail now and again, it's a sign you're playing it safe. — Woody Allen

It's not terrible, people telling you you're great; what's terrible is when you start believing it. — Woody Harrelson

It's always been a dream of mine to be in a Woody Allen comedy. — Jennifer Carpenter

There's nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you. — Woody Hayes

I prefer to live in the country where it's quiet. Woody Allen movies there are dubbed into Italian. — Patricia Highsmith

There's no rhyme or reason to anything that I do. It's whatever seems right at the time. — Woody Allen

Two boxes of Step Forward Paper saves one tree - that's a real stat. — Woody Harrelson

I've often felt that life is a hard deal and it's unrelentingly tragic and an uphill fight. — Woody Allen

I've been in so many good movies that I felt like nobody saw; it's a pretty dreadful feeling. — Woody Harrelson

Reality may not be the best of all possible worlds, but it's still the only place where you can get a decent steak. — Woody Allen

Comedians have a tendency to have a limited range, they tend to do one thing and do it very well, but it's limited. — Woody Allen

There's nothing sexier than a lapsed Catholic. — Woody Allen

The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence. — Woody Allen

Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds. — Woody Allen

When a doctor makes a mistake, it's best to bury the subject. — Woody Allen

It's hard for me to know. I'll think, 'I really brought off my ideas, it's great,' and no one sparks to it — Woody Allen

Who I really am is the mother of six kids and Woody's wife. — Anne Northup

Woody Allen said that 95% of history is explained as a man trying to impress a woman. And that's true in my life. — Mitt Romney

A stockbroker is someone who invests other people's money until it is all gone. — Woody Allen

I think what's very French is the mixture of comedy with intimacy and a kind of reflectiveness. For U.S. audiences, the nearest thing is Woody Allen. — Romain Duris

All about a human being is, it's a great big hoping machine. — Woody Guthrie

Picking an assistant coach, the first thing I was interested in was the man's character. — Woody Hayes

American films, it's a money-making industry. And in France, you can find great respect for cinema as art. — Woody Allen

Diplomats negotiate. That's what I do on my show. So I consider myself a diplomat in showbiz. — Woody Milintachinda

I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak. — Woody Allen

Am I my brother's keeper? Yes. Interestingly, in my case, I share that honor with the Prospect Park Zoo. — Woody Allen

Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick. — Woody Allen

The universe is merely a fleeting idea in God's mind
a pretty uncomfortable thought, particularly if you've just made a down payment on a house. — Woody Allen

I work all the time because it's a great distraction and it keeps me from sitting home and obsessing morbidly. — Woody Allen

For some reason I've always had an irrational love for New York. There's no reason that you would necessarily like it on paper. It's very expensive. — Woody Allen

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. — Woody Allen

Skeptic that I was as an adolescent, I had recently come to believe in a Supreme Being after thumbing through a Victoria's Secret catalogue. — Woody Allen

I have an intense desire to return to the womb. Anybody's. — Woody Allen

Success - it's what you do with what you've got. — Woody Hayes

Life is unresolved, confusing, bewildering, puzzling, ambiguous. You don't really know what's going to happen. The future is uncertain for everybody. — Woody Allen

Heaven knows, we all make mistakes. That's life - and chess. — Woody Allen

There's no correlation between what the public likes and what I'm after. I'm in a different world. — Woody Allen

It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to. — Woody Allen

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. — Woody Allen

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. — David Letterman

Whosoever shall not fall by the sword or by famine, shall fall by pestilence so why bother shaving? — Woody Allen

I think being funny is not anyone's first choice. — Woody Allen

It's true, people don't imagine I'd be particularly woody. — Clive Anderson

The height of human desire is what wins, whether it's on Normandy Beach or in Ohio Stadium. — Woody Hayes

Money is not everything, but it is better than having one's health. — Woody Allen

Even if God exists, he's done such a terrible job, it's a wonder people don't get together and file a class action suit against him. — Woody Allen

Yes, but the difference is that when you're dead and somebody yells, 'Everybody up, it's morning,' it's very hard to find your slippers. — Woody Allen

It's the best thing going, parenthood. — Woody Harrelson

Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine. — Woody Allen

It's not who you want to spend Friday night with. It's who you want to spend all day Saturday with. — Woody Harrelson

If you're born with a gift, to behave like it's an achievement is not right. — Woody Allen

I just admire people like Woody Allen, who every year writes an original screenplay. It's astonishing. I always wished that I could do that. — Francis Ford Coppola

Some guys dig ditches, I have a band. It's what I do — Woody Herman

My brain? That's my second favorite organ. — Woody Allen

New York in a way functions as another character within the story, as it does within most of Woody Allen's stories. — Radha Mitchell