Women Humor W O M E N Quotes
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Women Humor W O M E N Quotes & Sayings
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In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally.
— W. Somerset Maugham
Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie THE WAY WE WERE twice, voluntarily.
— Rita Rudner
Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.
— Neil Gaiman
The only way to behave to a woman is to make love to her if she is pretty, and to someone else if she is plain.
— Oscar Wilde
Walk your own path and be yourself
— Joanne Nussbaum
She had only a candle's light to see by, but candlelight never did badly by any woman.
— John Fowles
Gossiping's part of witchcraft,' said Tiffany. 'They're checking to see if they've gone batty yet.
— Terry Pratchett
Women in love are patheticand I cannot be bothered, for now,
I am back to metaphysics
and my armpits gather hair. — Mie Hansson
My father was a man, and I know the sex pretty well.
— Elizabeth Gaskell
Think think think until you blink
— Ganeshsaidheeraj
Women; the supreme masters of the bait and switch.D'Artagnan Bloodhawke — D'Artagnan Bloodhawke
Men only go for skinny women because they're too weak to argue - and salads are cheap.
— Frank Carson
No man can ever admire a woman the way she admires herself.
— Meeta Ahluwalia
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
A study in the Washington Post says that women havebetter verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the
authors of that study: 'Duh. — Conan O'Brien
Southern Mamas are known for being subtle, like a freight train.
— Shellie Rushing Tomlinson
It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.
— Dorothy Parker
Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.
— Mrs. Patrick Campbell
Too many OB/GYN's aren't able to practice their love with women all across the country.
— George W. Bush
