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I watched you undress. Shame on you!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"
— Robert Breault
What do you take me for, an idiot?
— Charles De Gaulle
I may just be on the outskirts of being okay.
— Pawan Mishra
Deep down, he's shallow.
— Peter De Vries
Your self-esteem is a notch below Kafka.
— Woody Allen
This book fills a much-needed gap.
— Moses Hadas
It ain't whatcha write, it's the way atcha write it.
— Ack Kerouac WD
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
— George Bernard Shaw
The only possible conclusion the social sciences can draw is: some do, some don't.
— Ernest Rutherford
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
— Gloria Leonard
My occupation now, I suppose, is jail inmate.
— Theodore Kaczynski
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
— Charles Stubbs
When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ...
— Hiroko Sakai
How can I lose to such an idiot?
— Aron Nimzowitsch
C makes it easy to shoot yourself in the foot; C++ makes it harder, but when you do, it blows away your whole leg.
— Bjarne Stroustrup
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
— Candace C. Bowen
I think it would be a good idea.
— Mahatma Gandhi
All for one; one for all.
— Thomas-Alexandre Dumas
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
— Terry Pratchett
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there
— Will Rogers
Vote early and vote often.
— Al Capone
Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains.
— Winston Churchill
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
#3 pencils and quadrille pads.(when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer )
— Seymour Cray
And the challenge in the next round would be determined by the winner of this test. "Like, what, the DOM-matrix?" ~Tara Reese
— Lucian Bane
(About a cookbook ... )- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett
When you paint late at night, drinking beer or wine or both, you gotta be very careful to watch what you are doing ...
— Hiroko Sakai
I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
