Witty Humor Quotes
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Carla was wearing a No Fear sweatshirt. You are too old, Amy wanted to tell her, for legible clothing.
— Jincy Willett
I watched you undress. Shame on you!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world.
— Tanit Phoenix
Nothing like cleaning the whole house while my siblings sing "O Canada" - #oldestchildsyndrome.
— Michelle N. Onuorah
It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights! ... That's a real talent
— Josh Stern
Deep down, he's shallow.
— Peter De Vries
The wittiest authors raise the very slightest of smiles.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
Is it white wine? Red tastes like vinegar.''Of course it's white wine, I'm Japanese. — Natasha Pulley
Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you.
— Ankur Basu Roy
Have any sheep been seen walking out of the Library with seagoing adventurers clinging to their wool?
— Lindsey Davis
My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.
— Maurice Sendak
The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists?
— Jandy Nelson
Unsettling, like seeing Stalin on a skateboard.
— David Nicholls
If you can't be yours while being mine, maybe you aren't as yours as you'd like to convince yourself that you are.
— Aleksandra Ninkovic
He liked murder. Murder and long walks had been two of his favorite things when he was younger.
— Derek Landy
There were so many viciously sarcastic ways to respond, Jaden's brain was temporarily paralyzed due to witty comeback overload.
— Courtney Kirchoff
I love Pizza thicker, when the crust is thinner!
— Jasleen Kaur Gumber
You know, you're rather amusingly wrong.
— Terry Pratchett
I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort.
— Daniel Handler
Better a witty fool, than a foolish wit.
— William Shakespeare
He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable
— Emma Goldrick
Marriage is an honorable estate and should not be used simply as an excuse for legal intercourse.
— Jasper Fforde
...to go to a dance with a guy who has all the personality of a serial killer mixed with a sponge.
— J.A. Beard
Writers don't get mad they get even in their novels.
— Candace C. Bowen
This is the fast lane, folks ... and some of us like it here.
— Hunter S. Thompson
(About a cookbook ... )- What about this one? Maids of Honor?
- Weeelll, they starts OUT as Maids of Honor ... but they ends up Tarts. — Terry Pratchett
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
— Zane Stumpo
Men weigh love with hands.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
Half is better than none unless it be of a wit.
— Susan Lendroth
A painting is worth a thousand confused art-gallery visitors.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.
— Oliver Goldsmith
There are some men who are witty when they are in a bad humor, and others only when they are sad.
— Joseph Joubert
Penny was a very pretty, witty and brave girl, as bold as a Marine platoon storming Iwo Jima.
— John C. Wright
He gave a wry smile. With all this vigilant vigils on virginity, you would think the country would have controlled its population by now.
— Mallika Nawal
True Devdas are Authors
— Santosh Avvannavar
Yesterday he had limped, but today there was no part of his feet that didn't hurt, so limping did no good.
— Patrick Rothfuss
Pearls are congealed oyster spit.
— Margaret Atwood
Every Brit I met had the best sense of humor. They're hilarious: very dry and witty.
— Merritt Patterson
She said yes. If only she didn't talk so much!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
My libido was like a Golden Retriever puppy, ready to jump all over him and lick his face.Down, girl. — Sarina Bowen
Dead yet?" Gus answered.I smirked. "Not yet, but the night's still young."
"Here's hoping. — Jessica Shirvington