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Witty Death Quotes & Sayings

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Probably is a word with an emergency ejector seat. — David Mitchell

I couldn't tell the truth if my life depended on it. — Rabih Alameddine

ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND. 1863-1914. LLIE LIGHTLY UPON HIM EARTH, THO' HE / LAID MANY A HEAVY BURDEN UPON THEE. — John Green

The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists? — Jandy Nelson

Real randomness requires an infinite amount of information. — Tristan Perich

One must have a heart of stone to read the death of little Nell without laughing. — Oscar Wilde

No matter how much bullying they inflict on my body, as long as I have this hope, I can endure any pain. — Ruth Ozeki

I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen. — Holly Hood

I didn't own a cell phone for a long time. I was late in the game on that. — Vince Vaughn

all just heightened the sensations of fucking the hottest man in the bar in a messy back-room encounter. Ty — Abigail Roux

I was the last girl in Larchmont, NY to get married. My mother had a sign up: "Last Girl Before Freeway." — Joan Rivers

If I was just to shut up, I wouldn't be a true artist. — ASAP Ferg

My notepad resting on my lap takes the scribbles of unspoken truth: effeminate men are very witty, whereas macho men are duller than death. — Morrissey

Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia. — Mervyn Peake