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To decide to film a movie again shot by shot, you must be masochistic to a certain degree because it is a much greater challenge.
— Michael Haneke
She looks as if she might have created the world in six days and destroyed it on the seventh.
— Saki
Politeness is fictitious benevolence. Depend upon it, the want of it never fails to produce something disagreeable to one or other.
— Samuel Johnson
A writer's mind seems to be situated partly in the solar plexus and partly in the head.
— Ethel Wilson
I suppose it doesn't matter much. A lot of things don't matter, but it doesn't keep a man from wondering about them, I've noticed.
— Stephen King
It is incorrect to assume that you cannot find any good in the point of view directly opposite yours.
— Daniel Willey
I'll forever be a Longhorn.
— Vince Young
Now at first you'll feel a little dizzy, then a little numb, then you won't feel anything at all.
— Damian Wampler
South Carolina State Rep. Mike Pitts wants to ban money.
— Charles Foster Johnson
Writhing bodies fused as one on the dance floor, limbs tingling, lungs drunk on the lust-filled air.
— Sidney Knight
My wardrobe is like a garden oh, I don't know how I've got the gall! My wardrobe is just like a wardrobe it's not like a garden at all!
— Attila The Stockbroker
That's the kind of stories I know. Sad ones. Anyway, taken to it's logical conclusion, every story is sad, because at the end everyone dies.
— Margaret Atwood