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The awkward moment in which I discover that both my wife and my sister have made out with the same guy. — Rachel Morgan

You need to be my wife to win with me. — Pawan Mishra

Pray for anything you like, if it is for the good of us all.
-I pray for beer, for meat and for a new wife with hard hands. You can share the wife. — Ernest Hemingway,

One can with dignity be wife and widow but once. — Joseph Joubert

I am a historian. With the exception of being a wife and mother, it is who I am. And there is nothing I take more seriously. — Doris Kearns Goodwin

Don't forget to be your wife's best friend as well as her husband. True friendship in marriage does away with all sorts of trouble. — Blanche Ebbutt

I'm from Canada and my wife is from St. Albans, so I feel a great kinship with the Brits. — Jason Priestley

He was really into family ... He'd never come on the road with me on the weekends 'cause he wanted to spend time with his wife. — Amy Schumer

Because my wife worked for him, and I run security checks on anyone my wife works with - Christian Grey — E.L. James

I got up with my wife, I sat down at the computer when she went to work, and I didn't stop until she got home. — George Stephen

O men with sisters dear, O men with mothers and wives, It is not linen you 're wearing out, But human creatures' lives! — Thomas Hood

If I'm going to work, I want to work with my wife. — Brad Pitt

I aspire to be
an old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry

You're like my wife."
"Because I'm not sleeping with you either? — Richard Castle

My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west. — Buffalo Bill

I just wanted to hold my wife. It was all I had ever wanted to do. I was just as in love with her in our eleventh year as I was in the first. — Jamie McGuire

He sighed heavily for effect.

"I don't think my wife would like me talking about her. Not with the trial around the corner. — R.L. Mathewson

My wife tells me I need to learn to be more patient with my son. — John Slattery

Although we were never pals and occasionally butted heads, my relationship with Clinton and his wife, Hillary, made me a better journalist. — Ron Fournier

With my wife Camille's help, I took to social networking. I'm working with the computers. — Bill Cosby

May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose. — 'Little' Jimmy Dickens

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. — Charles Caleb Colton

The difficulty of course is that I like women. It is only wives I am in trouble with. — John Steinbeck

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond

I said to the president's wife, Vietnam is the main reason we are having trouble with the youth of America. It is a war without explanation or reason. — Eartha Kitt

So I decided to form a production company with my wife and our partner Diane. — Ray Liotta

Yeah, Dundee was great. It was a great film. I fell in love with my Mexican wife on Dundee. — Sam Peckinpah

He cast his eyes upon her and the trouble soon began, cause Leroy Brown learned a lesson about messing with the wife of a jealous man. — Jim Croce

I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!' — Emo Philips

My wife is one of the best wimin on this Continent, altho' she isn't always gentle as a lamb with mint sauce. — Charles Farrar Browne

I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of ... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett

With wine and food, the confidence of my own table, and the necessity of reassuring my wife, I grew by insensible degrees courageous and secure. — H.G.Wells

I give unto my wife my second best bed with the furniture. — William Shakespeare

I don't want my wife to sleep with anyone but me, and I want to give her the same respect. — Elijah Martin

It's like when a guy gets a divorce from his wife. You part ways. That's what I did with The Beach Boys. — Brian Wilson

Nobody speaks smut to my wife and gets away with it. — Sandra Brown

I will stay. I chose you because i dont see a troubled crazy person i see a beautiful girl with potential and future. A person that could be my wife — Tyler Knox

My wife always asks me why I don't make the bed. And I respond with the same reason why I don't tie my shoes after I take them off. — Jim Gaffigan

Only a jackass ever talks over his affairs with a woman, whether she be his sweetheart, wife, or sister, or mother. — H.L. Mencken

When I looked around, with my wife, Sarasota seemed like the best place in Florida. We settled about one mile from Siesta Key. — John Lutz

My wife can see always how a part affects me personally because she has to live with it. — Cillian Murphy

a happy wife is a woman who is happy with her Lord. — Arlene Pellicane

How foolish it is for me to be completely honest with my wife about my shortcomings, but try to fool God! — Francis Chan

A fat Reichian wife screeching over potatoes Get a job!
And five nose running brats in love with Batman — Gregory Corso

My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning. — Michael Weatherly

Few males achieve any real freedom in their sexual relations even with their wives. Few males realise how badly inhibited they are on these matters. — Alfred Kinsey

Osama bin Laden ... lived in one house for, like, six years with three wives. And earlier today, they ruled his death was a suicide. — David Letterman

Pak Karman hugged his wife's gravestone tightly. "You left without saying farewell!" The whole of the graveyard was ablaze with light. — Mohamed Latiff Mohamed

A man who respects his wife, does not sleep with other women. And a woman who respects herself does not allow her husband to get away with it — Courtney Giardina

My wife and I have a tradition of popcorn and videos with our kids on Friday evenings. — Ozwald Boateng

With my wife it was sex, sex, sex ... Yes, three times in 35 years. — Bob Monkhouse

My wife and I use a lot of garlic and rosemary with roast lamb. It has to be New Zealand lamb. The domestic variety is too gamy, in my experience. — Alfred Molina

Music was our wife and we loved her. We stayed with her, clothed her and put diamond rings on her hands. — Lionel Hampton

There was a barber and his wife. And he was beautiful. A proper artist with a knife but they transported him for life. And he was beautiful — Anonymous

I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English. — David Brainerd

I met John Lennon and he was with his wife in Tokyo. I met him there. — Bryan Ferry

Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day. — Harry Connick Jr.

He was an anarchist, though he never got into any trouble about it, except with his wife. — Kurt Vonnegut

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife — Shelley Winters

I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's. — Rodney Dangerfield

When I was 17, I broke up with my future wife. — Kris Allen

The wife, where danger or dishonor lurks, safest and seemliest by her husband stays, who guards her, or with her the worst endures. — John Milton

My wife is not my best sexual partner, but she's good with the housework. — Jean-Claude Van Damme

Malthus married in 1804 and beat three children with his wife — Thomas Malthus

I give God all the glory. And try to move on. Come home and hug my wife and my children. And thank God for every day that I have with my family. — Jayson Williams

I still live in an apartment in Paris with my wife. No, we don't have a yacht, but we do have a house in Spain; that is my luxury. — Pierre Dukan

He never treated her as a wife. He wooed her over and over again, with presents, flowers, new pleasures. — Anais Nin

The money was going to come and go, between a wife and the IRS. The thrill of beating the best field in golf is what will always stay with me. — Calvin Peete

A friendship with a woman is not a sin. (It's) a friendship. A romantic relationship with a woman who is not your wife, that is a sin. — Pope Francis

I love Japanese and Thai food, especially seafood, and eat out with my wife two or three times a week. — Pierre Dukan

find that if in a hurry, it is always better to acquiesce with my wife than to make an argument. — Derrick Belanger

With every thrust he gave me his response. You. Are. My. Wife. — Elle Casey

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. — Groucho Marx

When trying to communicate with each other, a husband and wife should be careful to make sure their voices and faces agree with their words. — Myles Munroe

[He]talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages. — Barry M. Goldwater

I'm tired of leaving my wife at home with no nanny and no cook to take care of four kids by herself. — Jeff Kent

The man who never in his life Has washed the dishes with his wife Or polished up the silver plate - He still is largely celibate. — Christopher Morley

Sweet doctor, you shall be my bedfellow. When I'm not there, you can sleep with my wife. — William Shakespeare

I go home, I have dinner with my wife and kids, and after my kids go to bed, I'm back online doing stuff. — Dave Goldberg

Be a father first. Don't put a priority of being a friend with your wife first, or a friend with your kids first. — Hulk Hogan

I often think about my future wife and how lax she's been about getting in touch with me. — Ted Alexandro

When you sympathize with a married woman you either make two enemies or gain one wife and one friend. — H.L. Mencken

I am happiest when I am with my wife, Susi, and our two boys exploring and loving something for the first time. — Mario Batali

A happy union with wife and child is like the music of lutes and harps. — Confucius

I'm marrying my common-law wife, Beth, the Christian way, with a preacher and all that. — Duane Chapman

In marriage, God rarely starts with the issues on the table. He starts with the ones in our hearts — Ngina Otiende

Ye're my wife, Katherine. Ye promised before God to obey me. If I want to sleep with ye, I damned well will. — Mia Marlowe

I'm working when I'm fighting with my wife. I constantly ask myself-how can I use this stuff to literary advantage. — Art Buchwald

A husband and wife found themselves in love with each other for the first time after twenty-seven years of marriage. — Honore De Balzac

Joseph had regained his composure by now. Evidently, once you accept that your wife slept with God, extraordinary events seem sort of commonplace. — Christopher Moore

The king loved his wife, the queen, without limit, and she loved him with all her heart. Something like that could only end in disaster. — Andrzej Sapkowski

The health of your future kids does not start with their birth - it starts with you, right now, well before you plan to impregnate your wife. — Pratik Patil

A man's wife is his compromise with the illusion of his first sweetheart. — George Jean Nathan

I was lucky in getting my first book published; my first book was 'Bunnicula,' which I wrote with my late wife Debbie, for the fun of it. — James Howe

There is trouble with a wife, but it's even worse with a woman who is not a wife. — Leo Tolstoy

Matched with an aged wife, I mete and dole
Unequal laws unto a savage race,
That hoard, and sleep, and feed, and know not me. — Alfred Tennyson

Some men would rather be photographed with their fish than with their wives. — Gwen Cooper

She had no idea how much I wanted to make her my wife, no clue as to how many nights I fell asleep with that image on my mind. — Ashlan Thomas

Kid, show me a man who doesn't go down on his wife and I'll show you a man whose wife I can sleep with, tonight. — Leo Durocher

My wife, who, poor wretch, is troubled with her lonely life. — Samuel Pepys