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Wit And Humour Quotes By Frank Muir: Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine

Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humour is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. — Frank Muir

Wit And Humour Quotes By David Whyte: Everyone casts a shadow. Everyone has a relationship

Everyone casts a shadow. Everyone has a relationship with the fearful unknown. — David Whyte

Wit And Humour Quotes By Saki: I'm living so far beyond my means that

I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart. — Saki

Wit And Humour Quotes By Jane Austen: Well, well," said he, "do not make yourself

Well, well," said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of them. — Jane Austen

Wit And Humour Quotes By Amit Kalantri: The best thing to learn from any government

The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think about it. — Amit Kalantri

Wit And Humour Quotes By Lisa Kleypas: I suppose when you say you slept with

I suppose when you say you slept with him, it was more than just a nap?"
Lillian shot her a withering glance. "Daisy, don't be a pea wit. — Lisa Kleypas

Wit And Humour Quotes By Jordan Sonnenblick: Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey?Why does everybody

Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey?
Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why am I the only calm one? — Jordan Sonnenblick

Wit And Humour Quotes By Kingfisher Pink: You have a drawer full of dull butter

You have a drawer full of dull butter knives and an old pair of kitchen shears. You are hardly armed to the teeth. — Kingfisher Pink

Wit And Humour Quotes By Lynne Tillman: It wasn't that I wanted to be an

It wasn't that I wanted to be an artist. But when I took my first drawing class with the painter Doug Ohlson, I could never finish a drawing. — Lynne Tillman

Wit And Humour Quotes By Iyanla Vanzant: You've got to be willing to lose everything

You've got to be willing to lose everything to gain yourself. — Iyanla Vanzant

Wit And Humour Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: Frame everything and some of it will become

Frame everything and some of it will become art. — Benny Bellamacina

Wit And Humour Quotes By Gwendoline Riley: He lies down next to me.He says, 'You

He lies down next to me.
He says, 'You know - you have a face to die for/'
'Well, don't die,' I say, we just met. — Gwendoline Riley

Wit And Humour Quotes By Dennis Lehane: Twelve dead?" I said. "Jesus.

Twelve dead?" I said. "Jesus. — Dennis Lehane

Wit And Humour Quotes By Agnes Repplier: We owe to one another all the wit

We owe to one another all the wit and good humour we can command; and nothing so clears our mental vistas as sympathetic and intelligent conversation. — Agnes Repplier

Wit And Humour Quotes By Colleen Saidman: I feel vulnerable every single time I step

I feel vulnerable every single time I step into a classroom. I feel completely exposed. — Colleen Saidman

Wit And Humour Quotes By Emma Watson: I like men with quick wit, good conversation

I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic. — Emma Watson

Wit And Humour Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: I moved out of my head office and

I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind. — Benny Bellamacina

Wit And Humour Quotes By Shigeru Miyamoto: It would be a joy for me if

It would be a joy for me if someone who was working with me became a big success. — Shigeru Miyamoto

Wit And Humour Quotes By Loretta Chase: In my dictionary, romance is not maudlin, treacly

In my dictionary, romance is not maudlin, treacly sentiment. It is a curry, spiced with excitement, and humour, and a healthy dollop of cynicism. — Loretta Chase

Wit And Humour Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out

Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand. — Benny Bellamacina

Wit And Humour Quotes By Angelica Hopes: Have a selective optimistic sight, transform the bitch

Have a selective optimistic sight, transform the bitch glitch in stitches. — Angelica Hopes

Wit And Humour Quotes By Horace Walpole: The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void

The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it. — Horace Walpole

Wit And Humour Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

Wit And Humour Quotes By Anne Hines: Someone once told me that we move when

Someone once told me that we move when it becomes less painful than staying where we are. — Anne Hines

I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it. — Russell Brand

Wit And Humour Quotes By Benny Bellamacina: A bunch of bad songs, make an awful

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine. — Benny Bellamacina

Wit And Humour Quotes By Zane Stumpo: Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile. — Zane Stumpo