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Wit is a weapon. Jokes are a masculine way of inflicting superiority. But humour is the pursuit of a gentle grin, usually in solitude. — Frank Muir

Everyone casts a shadow. Everyone has a relationship with the fearful unknown. — David Whyte

I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart. — Saki

Well, well," said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of them. — Jane Austen

The best thing to learn from any government is that it does not get affacted by what other people talk or think about it. — Amit Kalantri

I suppose when you say you slept with him, it was more than just a nap?"
Lillian shot her a withering glance. "Daisy, don't be a pea wit. — Lisa Kleypas

Did you really JUST fall, Jeffrey?
Why does everybody in my family talk in these dramatic CAPITAL LETTERS all the time? Why am I the only calm one? — Jordan Sonnenblick

You have a drawer full of dull butter knives and an old pair of kitchen shears. You are hardly armed to the teeth. — Kingfisher Pink

It wasn't that I wanted to be an artist. But when I took my first drawing class with the painter Doug Ohlson, I could never finish a drawing. — Lynne Tillman

You've got to be willing to lose everything to gain yourself. — Iyanla Vanzant

Frame everything and some of it will become art. — Benny Bellamacina

He lies down next to me.
He says, 'You know - you have a face to die for/'
'Well, don't die,' I say, we just met. — Gwendoline Riley

Twelve dead?" I said. "Jesus. — Dennis Lehane

We owe to one another all the wit and good humour we can command; and nothing so clears our mental vistas as sympathetic and intelligent conversation. — Agnes Repplier

I feel vulnerable every single time I step into a classroom. I feel completely exposed. — Colleen Saidman

I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic. — Emma Watson

I moved out of my head office and went out of my mind. — Benny Bellamacina

It would be a joy for me if someone who was working with me became a big success. — Shigeru Miyamoto

In my dictionary, romance is not maudlin, treacly sentiment. It is a curry, spiced with excitement, and humour, and a healthy dollop of cynicism. — Loretta Chase

Sometimes being given the elbow can turn out to be the best hand. — Benny Bellamacina

Have a selective optimistic sight, transform the bitch glitch in stitches. — Angelica Hopes

The whole [Scotch] nation hitherto has been void of wit and humour, and even incapable of relishing it. — Horace Walpole

If water was beer I'd be a teetotaler — Benny Bellamacina

Someone once told me that we move when it becomes less painful than staying where we are. — Anne Hines

I didn't cross the line, you drew it in after I traversed it. — Russell Brand

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine. — Benny Bellamacina

Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile. — Zane Stumpo