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When one door closes, a window opens and then zombies pile in and bite you in the ass. — Unknown

We, humans, have come up with so many superficialities that are completely unnecessary for our existence and happiness on earth. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The only thing set in stone are dumb quotes and names of dead people. Everything else is subject to change. — Kimberly Spencer

When your diary is full and your life is empty, get a date — Benny Bellamacina

Amanda and I both paused to take in that bit of wisdom. And try to decide if it even was wisdom. — Robin Brande

With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Wit and playfulness represent a desperately serious transcendence of evil. Humor is both a form of wisdom and a means of survival. — Tom Robbins

Don't be bashful; we're among gentlemen. It's a known fact that we men are the missing link between the pirate and the pig. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon

When somebody you love dies, a phase of life's innocence dies with that person, and a part of you dies as well. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

There are more quarrels smothered by just shutting your mouth, and holding it shut, than by all the wisdom in the world. — Henry Ward Beecher

Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time — Benny Bellamacina

Darkness is necessary for evolvement. — Lailah Gifty Akita

That's not a bad word ... hate and war are bad words, but fuck isn't. — Judy Blume

In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong — Benny Bellamacina

Raise a smile and lower stress — Benny Bellamacina

Don't live in the virtual world, get out there and buy yourself a laptop — Benny Bellamacina

Wisdom lies in taking everything with good humor and a grain of salt. — George Santayana

If you don't like nice people, try the ones who aren't nice, and see how you like that! — F Scott Fitzgerald

Step ahead immediately and do what you have to do before it's too late. — Moutasem Algharati

Expose human ties for what they really are and you are most likely to find the worst forms of betrayal staring back at you. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

We see an enlightened teacher to gain a sense of humor, to learn balance and proportion and of course to learn wisdom. — Frederick Lenz

Death and taxes are the only two certainties in life, as Mark Twain once said. Or was it Benjamin Franklin? — Stephen Leather

Achieve everything and fail at the rest — Benny Bellamacina

A man can't talk of true happiness if he has never known true love - the trusting, selfless and unconditional love that I took for granted. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Good -humor is goodness and wisdom combined. — Robert Bulwer-Lytton, 1st Earl Of Lytton

Actually, watching television and surfing the Internet are really excellent practice for being dead. — Chuck Palahniuk

We can never skip growing old. As we grow older, we understand old things and things of old times better! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

The narrow-minded find it convenient to create stereotypes, and then try to fit everybody, everything and every situation into those stereotypes. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The Catholic wisdom of the people ... provides reasons for joy and humor even in the midst of a very hard life. — The Catholic Church

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

Mom recognizes only two sources of wisdom
the bible and Hallmark. — Paula Wall

Can you believe we still around?after so many hit the ground and we ain't gon' stop now until we get that wisdom — Knight Mayor

Moderation is the key to old age and the doorway to boredom — Benny Bellamacina

Ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves. — Washington Irving

It was one thing to be fooled, and another thing to be taken for a fool all the time. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If you have an old habit of competing and comparing yourself with others, then you are still living your life like a sperm. GROW UP!! — Saurabh Sharma

Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun? — Matthew D. Heines

Wisdom of the Ages "Assault and Battery" Weather forecast for the St. Louis Rams next Sunday in Seattle. — Matthew D. Heines

All I wanted was humor and wisdom. — Anais Nin

Love and hate when stretched to their extremes blind reasoning. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood. — Lailah Gifty Akita

... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The selfish and self-centered have a hard time being kind, even though you and I know that kindness is a source of relief to the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Perhaps fate has a way of turning things around and making something good out of the action of someone who failed humanity without meaning to. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

A new day always forgives you, unless it's raining and you wake up in jail. — Bob Thurber