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I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning. — Amanda Hocking

Humor is the mask of wisdom. — Friedrich Durrenmatt

Do not crush the flowers of wisdom with the hobnail boots of cynicism. — Bill Bailey

Stress and sleep deprivation had a funny way of liberating the mind from previously held truisms, replacing them with a more compliant desperation. — David Z. Hirsch

In any given situation there will always be more dumb people than smart people. We ain't many! — Ken Kesey

Oh dear Sunday, I am so happy that I want your entire wisdom at my dinner table. — Santosh Kalwar

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

More you know, better advice you give. Less you know, more advice you give. — Gerry Geek

Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey — Amunhotep El Bey

Women were created gullible. It they weren't no babies would be born. — Dakota Dawn

Happiness held is the beginning; happiness shared is the blossom — Abhysheq Shukla

We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. — Sandra Chami Kassis

Maturity does not always come with age; sometimes age comes alone. — John C. Maxwell

Don't think about the writing process too much. Just do one thing: tell the motherfucking story. — Don Roff

Not everything's funny, Mother."
"No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik

There, at her console, he dialed 594: pleased acknowledgement of husband's superior wisdom in all matters — Philip K. Dick

I felt like an animal, and animals don't know sin, do they? — Jess C. Scott

My dick's wisdom impeded my ability to have meaningless intercourse. — John Duover

Funny how I was old enough by sixteen to drink, fight and vote, but even two years later I am to young to respect. — Amie Kaufman

When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!" — Tyler Webb

Goodness is funny because it draws you to it while curiously possessing you with the untrammelled desire to turn it into something bad. — Sophie Villalobos

Extroverts communicate well with others, Introverts communicate well with themselves — Pablo

It is not really hard to do nothing. Many can. The hard part is doing nothing without feeling guilty about it. — Haim Shapira

Go slowly, so that you do not bite your tail by accident. — Christopher Paolini

I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom. — Julia Louis-Dreyfus

The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly. — Pat Conroy

Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have. — Abhysheq Shukla

There is nothing so unsure as the plans we make that rely on the sensible behavior of another human being. — Steven Saylor

Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry. — Norman Wisdom

Folk wisdom: quaint sayings of urban sophisticates compiled from the suburbs. — Bauvard

Life would be tragic if it weren't funny. — Stephen Hawking

What I've lost in years I've gained in wisdom. Bullshit, I haven't learnt one thing in the last 15 years that hasn't just depressed me more. — Doug Stanhope

Reality Sucks, I want my dreams back. — Sandra Chami Kassis

If you can't laugh at yourself, maybe you're not funny — Benny Bellamacina

I used to see dolphins as cute,
Smart and funny sea animals.
I know now that they're astute,
Divine beings, clever mammals. — Ana Claudia Antunes

It's funny how the ugly duckling always has so many beautiful things to teach us. — Curtis Tyrone Jones

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots. — Rick Riordan

I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time. — Sandra Chami Kassis

We losers don't fear death. For us it's the end of a lifelong losing spell. — Dakota Dawn