Wine Humor Quotes: top 44 famous quotes about Wine Humor

Wine Humor Quotes & Sayings

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He had probably been thrown out of a wine shop, and it hadn't quite dawned on him yet. — Kafka, Franz

I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like, "Dude, you have to wait". — Mitch Hedberg

I went to rehab for alcoholism in wine country, just to keep my options open. — Robin Williams

If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly. — Sandra Byrd

Hold the bottle up to the light; you will see your dreams are always at the bottom. — Rob Hutchison

She was not sorry. And if it was the wine telling her that, then she would tell the wine the same thing tomorrow. She was not sorry. — Mary Balogh

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food. — W.C. Fields

Is it white wine? Red tastes like vinegar.'

'Of course it's white wine, I'm Japanese. — Natasha Pulley

When you can't handle the heady concoction of wine and women, it's time to pack up your bags and quit. — Anurag Shourie

It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. — Andrea Hurst

How can I wear a leather suit that does not carry the stains of wine and blood?" asks CT, and Gustav does not answer; of course it was rhetorical — Alissa Nutting

where madness and charm coexist, wine is never far away. — Michael Karam

I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can ... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't! — Tanya Masse

... the vintage of history is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines! — E.A. Bucchianeri

The dungeon image helped. "You need to let Maximus go," I stated, my voice stronger now.
"No. Wine? — Jeaniene Frost

When you're corked...you're corked! — Cheryl Nielsen

We're needed to save an innocent barrel of wine from a lecherous duke's son. — Alethea Kontis

Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.
And killing people. — Jonas Eriksson

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. — Peter Ustinov

The HAPPIEST people don't have the BEST of everything ... They just drink WINE. — Tanya Masse

Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

There is truth in wine, but you never see it listed in the ingredients on the label — Josh Stern

I am not sure I trust you."
"You can trust me with your life, My King."
"But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back. — Megan Whalen Turner

We need to get acquainted with mediocrity to notice greatness. — Olivier Magny

The oil and wine of merry meeting. — Washington Irving

you're not dead-you're dormant. — Cheryl Nielsen

Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up! — Rick Riordan

Murder and a glass of wine: priceless — Casey Quinn

The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even drinks alone. — J.C. Patrick

Just one question Bob. Which side of the Potomac did you say the greapes were grown on? — Paul Gregutt

The only way of rendering life endurable is to drink as much wine as one can come by. — James Branch Cabell

What wine goes with Captain Crunch? — George Carlin

WINE! Because these problems aren't going to forget THEMSELVES! — Tanya Masse

I suffer from CLAUSTROPHOBIA, a fear of closed spaces.For example, I'm petrified that the WINE store will be closed before I have time to get there!!! — Tanya Masse

I am a connoisseur of fine irony. 'Tis a bit like fine wine, but it has a better bite. — Lynn Kurland

WINE. Because...KIDS! — Tanya Masse

Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife — Scott Lynch

If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes. — Scott Lynch

-Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine. — Hazel Cartwright

The prettier the wine bottle, the higher the likelihood sorority girls will buy it. — Lauren Leto

You are so beautiful, I could eat you, he said.
And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.
And he could eat her. — Jonas Eriksson

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men, it fixes EVERYTHING! — Tanya Masse

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria. — Benjamin Franklin

Mark Twain said, "Humor is mankind's greatest blessing." Dorsey Bing said, "I'll take womankind's greatest blessing: more wine. — CeCe Osgood