Wine Humor Quotes
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Wine Humor Quotes & Sayings
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He had probably been thrown out of a wine shop, and it hadn't quite dawned on him yet.
— Kafka, Franz
If your arteries are good, eat more ice cream. If they are bad, drink more red wine. Proceed thusly.
— Sandra Byrd
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
— W.C. Fields
Is it white wine? Red tastes like vinegar.''Of course it's white wine, I'm Japanese. — Natasha Pulley
When you can't handle the heady concoction of wine and women, it's time to pack up your bags and quit.
— Anurag Shourie
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.
— Andrea Hurst
How can I wear a leather suit that does not carry the stains of wine and blood?" asks CT, and Gustav does not answer; of course it was rhetorical
— Alissa Nutting
where madness and charm coexist, wine is never far away.
— Michael Karam
I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can ... and WINE to help me accept the things I can't!
— Tanya Masse
... the vintage of history is forever repeating ~ same old vines, same old wines!
— E.A. Bucchianeri
The dungeon image helped. "You need to let Maximus go," I stated, my voice stronger now."No. Wine? — Jeaniene Frost
When you're corked...you're corked!
— Cheryl Nielsen
Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.And killing people. — Jonas Eriksson
Love is meant to be sipped, rather than chugged, like a glass of wine you drink strait from the bottle.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I am not sure I trust you.""You can trust me with your life, My King."
"But not with my wine, obviously. Give it back. — Megan Whalen Turner
We need to get acquainted with mediocrity to notice greatness.
— Olivier Magny
The oil and wine of merry meeting.
— Washington Irving
you're not dead-you're dormant.
— Cheryl Nielsen
Hi, this is Ganymede, cup-bearer to Zeus, and when I'm out buying wine for the Lord of the Skies, I always buckle up!
— Rick Riordan
Murder and a glass of wine: priceless
— Casey Quinn
The old Janey only drank cheap wine and light beer. The new Janey is classy, prefers cocktails, and even drinks alone.
— J.C. Patrick
Just one question Bob. Which side of the Potomac did you say the greapes were grown on?
— Paul Gregutt
The only way of rendering life endurable is to drink as much wine as one can come by.
— James Branch Cabell
What wine goes with Captain Crunch?
— George Carlin
I am a connoisseur of fine irony. 'Tis a bit like fine wine, but it has a better bite.
— Lynn Kurland
WINE. Because...KIDS!
— Tanya Masse
Sweat, scalded meat, puke, blood, smoke and a dozen kinds of bad ale and wine: the bouquet of civilized nightlife
— Scott Lynch
If reassurances could dull pain, nobody would ever go to the trouble of pressing grapes.
— Scott Lynch
-Have a Glass of wine & over time it will be fine.
— Hazel Cartwright
You are so beautiful, I could eat you, he said.And it was true. Her smile was as intoxicating as the wine.
And he could eat her. — Jonas Eriksson
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
— Benjamin Franklin
