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Windex Quotes By Carol Burnett: People invite me to dinner not because I

People invite me to dinner not because I can cook, but because I like to clean up. I get immediate gratification from windex. Yes, I do windows. — Carol Burnett

Windex Quotes By Bob Saget: If someone sprays windex in your food it

If someone sprays windex in your food it can give you diarrhea. But once you wipe it off your windows, you're fine. — Bob Saget

Windex Quotes By Rick Riordan: Let me get this straight. Your table ran

Let me get this straight. Your table ran away because you polished it with Windex? — Rick Riordan

Windex Quotes By Patti Smith: I paced while he slept, ricocheting like a

I paced while he slept, ricocheting like a dove skidding the lonely confines of a Joseph Cornell box. — Patti Smith

Windex Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I have tried a little kinky stuff. A

I have tried a little kinky stuff. A woman called me and said, 'I have mirrors all over my bedroom. Bring a bottle.' I brought Windex. — Rodney Dangerfield

Windex Quotes By John Le Carre: When you're my age and you see a

When you're my age and you see a story, you better go for it pretty quickly. I'd just like to get a few more novels under my belt. — John Le Carre

Windex Quotes By Rick Riordan: Jason looked like her was trying to figure

Jason looked like her was trying to figure out an equation. Let me get this straight. Your table ran away ... because you polished him with windex. — Rick Riordan

Windex Quotes By Charles P. Pierce: Nobody goes to a zoo to dream about

Nobody goes to a zoo to dream about dragons. — Charles P. Pierce

Windex Quotes By Julia Child: People who love to eat are always the

People who love to eat are always the best people. — Julia Child

Windex Quotes By Lewis H. Lapham: History is not what happened 200 or 2,000

History is not what happened 200 or 2,000 years ago; it's a story about what happened 200 or 2,000 years ago. — Lewis H. Lapham

Windex Quotes By Gillian Flynn: Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex

Tampon commercial, detergent commercial, maxi pad commercial, windex commercial - you'd think all women do is clean and bleed. — Gillian Flynn