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Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: [Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females

[Footnote:]Each male has from 2 to 790 females with whom he discusses current events. Of these he marries from 3 to 17. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Young normal tigers do not eat people. If

Young normal tigers do not eat people. If eaten by a tiger you may rest assured he was abnormal. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each

The wren-box problem is becoming more acute each year, for wrens now demand better housing conditions and labor-saving devices. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: The stork is voiceless because there is really

The stork is voiceless because there is really nothing to say. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Borrowing has a bad name, but you would

Borrowing has a bad name, but you would be surprised how it helps in a pinch. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us

We all make mistakes, but intelligence enables us to do it on purpose. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: I only know that all is lost, and

I only know that all is lost, and that nothing can help me unless I inherit money, strike oil or go to work. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to

The Ancient Egyptians considered it good luck to meet a swarm of Bees on the road. What they considered bad luck I couldn't say. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows.

To the seeing eye life is mostly Sparrows. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: It's easy to see the faults in people,

It's easy to see the faults in people, I know; and it's harder to see the good. Especially when the good isn't there. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced

Male penguins are unfaithful up to an advanced age, a phenomenon sometimes attributed to the sea air. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them

Frogs will eat red-flannel worms fed to them by biologists; this proves a great deal about both parties concerned. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of

There are 2,500 kinds of sponges, all of them consist largely of holes. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Just when you're beginning to think pretty well

Just when you're beginning to think pretty well of people, you run across somebody who puts sugar on sliced tomatoes. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means

Etiquette, or dog in the original Coptic, means behaving yourself a little better than is absolutely essential. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful

The Love bird is one hundred percent faithful to his mate-who is locked into the same cage. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had

Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: I am billed as a humorist, but of

I am billed as a humorist, but of course I am a tragedian at heart. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: The Dodo never had a chance. He seems

The Dodo never had a chance. He seems to have been invented for the sole purpose of becoming extinct and that was all he was good for. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: [Footnote:] The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a

[Footnote:] The Chameleon's face reminded Aristotle of a Baboon. Aristotle wasn't much of a looker himself. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Let's not be too quick to blame the

Let's not be too quick to blame the human race for everything. A great many species of animals became extinct before man ever appeared on earth. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some

Aristotle described the Crow as chaste. In some departments of knowledge, Aristotle was too innocent for his own good. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: [Footnote:] Three million alligators were killed in Florida

[Footnote:] Three million alligators were killed in Florida between 1880 and 1900. Goody! — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Pike spawn in February, March, and April because

Pike spawn in February, March, and April because they cannot wait until May. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North

The call of the yellow-billed cuckoo of North America is often mistaken for a bloodhound drinking a bowl of milk. He goes coulp coulp coulp. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Whenever a kangaroo puts his paws on your

Whenever a kangaroo puts his paws on your shoulder and gives you a big grin, that is the time to leave. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: It is really surprising what may be done

It is really surprising what may be done in the home with a small can of paint, if you aren't careful. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but

Orangutans teach us that looks are not everything-but warned near it. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Intelligence is the capacity to know what we

Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: My philosophy of life can be summed up

My philosophy of life can be summed up in four words: It can't be helped. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: The male is colored much more gorgeously than

The male is colored much more gorgeously than the female so that he can be shot and made into feather embroidery. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: The average sparrow is something of a bore

The average sparrow is something of a bore and the trouble is that all sparrows are average. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they

As llamas have never heard of oxygen, they do not miss it. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway,

Ah, well! We live and learn, or, anyway, we live. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: You can't do much for the poor, as

You can't do much for the poor, as they are not in with the right people. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: It is because of his brain that [modern

It is because of his brain that [modern man] has risen above the animals. Guess which animals he has risen above. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Some people lose all respect for the lion

Some people lose all respect for the lion unless he devours them instantly. There is no pleasing some people. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought

They [the Pilgrims] believed in freedom of thought for themselves and for all other people who believed exactly as they did. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: The trouble with the dictionary is that you

The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: A hermit is simply a person to whom

A hermit is simply a person to whom civilization has failed to adjust itself. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent

Humor springs from rage, hay fever, overdue rent and miscellaneous hell. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: A few Cobras in your home will soon

A few Cobras in your home will soon clear it of Rats and Mice. Of course, you will still have the Cobras. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the

Infant wart hogs resemble both sides of the family. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Henry VIII had so many wives because his

Henry VIII had so many wives because his dynastic sense was very strong whenever he saw a maid of honour. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles

The pre-frontal region of the Peking man resembles that found in some parts of the Middle West. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: [Footnote:] An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs

[Footnote:] An Ant on a hot stove-lid runs faster than an Ant on a cold one. Who wouldn't? — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: [Footnote:] Much still remains to be learned about

[Footnote:] Much still remains to be learned about his sex life because the Hummingbird is quicker than the eye. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if

The hippopotamus looks monogamous- he looks as if he would have to be. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: [Footnote:] We have no Common Vipers in the

[Footnote:] We have no Common Vipers in the United States, but we have worse. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: If an animal does something, we call it

If an animal does something, we call it instinct. If we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Never call anyone a baboon unless you are

Never call anyone a baboon unless you are sure of your facts. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander

Alexander III of Macedon is known as Alexander the Great because he killed more people of more different kinds than any other man of his time. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike

All Modern Men are descended from a Wormlike creature but it shows more on some people. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection

Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: I don't like to boast, but I have

I don't like to boast, but I have probably skipped more poetry than any other person of my age and weight in this country. — Will Cuppy

Will Cuppy Quotes By Will Cuppy: All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures,

All modern men are descended from wormlike creatures, but it shows more on some people. — Will Cuppy