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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. — Ray Romano

My whole approach to marriage is simple: my wife will do something that drives me insane, I won't say anything, and then, later, I'll die of cancer. — Dana Gould

If you think I'm going to tell my wife she came in second place, you're out of your gourd. I'll convey the apology and not another bloody word. — Johanna Lindsey

Stop lusting after my brother, wife." Elliott said without looking up from where a laptop sat on a large desk. "Else I'll have to get the parrot out. — Katie MacAlister

My roots are ready, but I'll manage to grow only with the help of
others. Not just you or J. or my wife but people I've never met — Paulo Coelho

You need to be my wife to win with me. — Pawan Mishra

Wherever you find a wife and mother-in-law slugging it out, you'll find a son who's not speaking up to either his mother or his wife. — Harriet Lerner

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless! — Rodney Dangerfield

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. — Socrates

Fergie will sing ballads to the dogs and they'll sit there rapt. You know your wife's a star when she keeps the dogs entertained for 20 minutes. — Josh Duhamel

Now let's try that again. Ask my wife nice, and maybe I'll let you sleep in the same bed as your teeth tonight. — Cindy Gerard

I'd like to be a wife and mother. I guess I'll know Mr. Right when I meet him. — Marcia Cross

The joys of my life are my granddaughters. They are beautiful. You don't have to believe me. You can ask my wife. She'll tell you. — Dom DeLuise

I'll tell you one thing, I know how to satisfy my wife in bed, yeah, I leave. — Rodney Dangerfield

If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you'll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. — Ann Landers

One wife, you're happy, two and you're tired, three and they'll hate each other, four and they'll hate you. — Patrick Rothfuss

Show me a wife who doesn't offer advice and I'll show you one who doesn't care very much. — Barbara Bush

I'll be a wife and mother first, then First Lady. — Jackie Kennedy

Never tell your wife she's bad in bed. She'll go out and get a second opinion. — Rodney Dangerfield

Once you start dating men with purpose instead of swag you'll become a wife on purpose — Kazeem Akintilo

The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. — Michael Jordan

Made no fuss and helped around the house without making a song and dance about it. She'll make Dr Fforde a good wife, reflected Aunt Leticia. — Betty Neels

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way. — Brett Favre

I had to see you this night. One more time before I say my vows tomorrow. Once spoken, I'll never break them. I'd not betray my wife or my clan. — Maya Banks

Fans always ask me to marry them so I'll have a lot of wives — Niall Horan

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. — Charles Caleb Colton

Do you realize how many kids I'll be raising if all my friends and my brother and his wife all die in a tragic cruise ship disaster? — Mary Calmes

When I play stuff for my wife she'll be like, "No, not that song. No way." — Walter Martin

My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres. — Max Miller

Look after your wife; never mind yourself
she'll look after you. — Sacha Guitry

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife. — Groucho Marx

If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you'll never end up with a nag. — Zig Ziglar

I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. — Henny Youngman

If we lose this war, I'll just start another in my wife's name. — Moshe Dayan

That's silly talk ... Talk to my wife. She'll tell me I need to learn to just put my socks on the hamper. — Barack Obama

My wife says I'm full of half-baked ideas, so from now on, I'll microwave myself for 45-seconds before speaking. — Stewart Lee Beck

I do stupid stuff like that: I'll call my wife from the road, send her pictures of glaciers. — Adam Ferrara

I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife. — Joe Pesci

An intelligent wife can make her home, in spite of exigencies, pretty much what she pleases. — William Makepeace Thackeray

With me, nothing goes right. My psychiatrist said my wife and I should have sex every night. Now, we'll never see each other! — Rodney Dangerfield

Anything a wife should do, I'm terrible at. Anything a mistress should do, I'll try. — Tori Amos

I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out. — Emo Philips

Why don't you go home to your wife? Better yet, I'll go home to
your wife, and outside of the improvement, she won't notice any
difference. — Groucho Marx

My wife gets mad at me, because I'll worry more about my friends than I worry about myself. — Kris Allen

I'll thank ye," said a cool, level voice, "to take your hands off my wife. — Diana Gabaldon

Your wife has deserted you, but you'll find a new one; whereas, soon my wits will desert me, and for this there is no remedy. — Mehmet Murat Ildan

I just broke up with my girlfriend. My wife will be pleased. But first she'll be displeased, because she didn't know I had a girlfriend. — Jarod Kintz

You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my wife trying to hold the family together. — Russell Simmons

Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station. — Fred Allen

My wife always hates when I go, 'I just don't love female action movies.' I don't know why. I'll watch them, but I don't run to go and see them. — Channing Tatum

Viola to Duke Orsino: 'I'll do my best
To woo your lady.'
[Aside.] 'Yet, a barful strife! Whoe'er I woo, myself would be his wife. — William Shakespeare

All my wife and I do is fight about sex. The other night, we really had it out. Well, I'll put it this way - I had it out. — Rodney Dangerfield

If I win, I'll take my wife and buy her a whole new wardrobe. If she's happy then I'll be happy. — Chris Daughtry

The balancing act of motherhood and a career, and being a wife, is something that I don't think I'll ever perfect, but I love the challenge of it. — Kerri Walsh

By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. — Socrates

My wife loves football, but I think she's resigned to the fact that I'll never make it there. — Mario Andretti

You know what I'll do? I'll get a knife and cut out his tongue, and we'll send it to his wife — John Stanfa

I don't have a wife, I don't have any kids, I don't have any addictions that keep me drooling on the couch, and I'm kind of target oriented. — Henry Rollins

In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives. — Jake LaMotta

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats. — Woody Allen

Double of wife , mean you a live Double of life. — As I See

As you can see marriage is about putting away selfishness and taking on the concept of teamwork. — Jim George

When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict. — Billy Graham

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success. — Warren Farrell

Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. — Victor Hugo

Moonrise is a fabulous novel and my damn wife wrote it and that's me up there near Highlands shouting it out to the hills. — Pat Conroy

I don't trust that many people. Just my mother and my wife and a couple of friends. When I trust people, it doesn't end well. — Gary Sheffield

When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop. — Joe Slovo

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. — Rodney Dangerfield

My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration. — Ralph Lauren

I think my wife married me for my guacamole. — Kyle MacLachlan

A daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life. A son's a son 'til he takes a wife — S.E. Hall

My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show. — Alan Dale

My high school years were fun and frustrating, typical of the teen years. The most important accomplishment was meeting my wife, Ruth. — Alan J. Heeger

Few males achieve any real freedom in their sexual relations even with their wives. Few males realise how badly inhibited they are on these matters. — Alfred Kinsey

A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them. — Phyllis Bottome

There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives. — Charlotte Whitton

I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want. — Nick Thune

One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida. — Rodney Dangerfield

You'll often find that it's not mom or dad, husband or wife, or the kids that's stopping you. It's you. Get out of your own way. — Robert Kiyosaki

If I gamble, I'll play roulette. My wife and I will play roulette, and that's about it. I'm not a heavy gambler. — Tracy Morgan

And who e'er said I wanted such a fiery-tongued woman to wife?"
"I'll wait until the two of you are married to tell Trulie you said that. — Maeve Greyson

C'mon, just a little kiss,' whispered Mister Murphy. 'The wife'll never hear it from me. You like workin' here, don't you Ruby? — Juliet James

If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed. — Lyndon B. Johnson

Mr. O'Shea," his wife said coolly. "Such language - " "One day you'll call me Nick." "One day I might call you Beelzebub. What of it? — Meredith Duran

When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you'll send her away very soon. — Michael Bassey Johnson

I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife. — Nicole Polizzi

Dude, if you stare at me any longer you'll end up as a twisted character in my wife's next novel. — Mantissa Etherbright

Men, you'll never be a good groom to your wife unless you're first a good bride to Jesus. — Timothy Keller

My wife says that my tombstone will read, 'Here lies Mr.C, who used to be Mr.B.' So I think that's probably what I'll be remembered for. — Tom Bosley

Kid, show me a man who doesn't go down on his wife and I'll show you a man whose wife I can sleep with, tonight. — Leo Durocher

Grandma Ponder said, Show me a man wears a diamond ring, and I'll show you a wife beater. — Eudora Welty

Sharon Stone has the kind of face I'd leave my wife for. Since I'm not married, I'll have to leave someone else's wife. — Buck Henry

Jan Gies won't need to. He'll let his wife ride piggyback, and then Miep — Anne Frank

You're my hope for the future and my call to be a better man and I do hope one day you'll be my wife. — Noelle Adams

An arrow isn't the only thing I shoot straight. If you ever come near my wife, you'll be hauled off in a body bag. — Lucy McConnell

Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife. — Mike Royer

On all the 'Housewives' shows, there's always some wannabe wife who's always sticking her head in. — Danielle Schneider

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? — Rafael Benitez