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My wife lost all her credit cards, but I'm not going to report it. Whoever found them spends less than she does!
— Henny Youngman
She would but be repaid by my taking her to wife, and that I could not grant her, for love cometh of the heart and mot by constraint.
— Rupert S. Holland
An obedient wife commands her husband.
— Benjamin Disraeli
Don't forget to be your wife's best friend as well as her husband. True friendship in marriage does away with all sorts of trouble.
— Blanche Ebbutt
My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend ... If it weren't for her, I'd be happy.
— Stephan Pastis
He hands the page to his wife and looks across the room to Colleen's picture, listening to her absence, breathing deeply the air she can't share.
— Steven Herrick
Be quiet, or my wife will take away your first born and make him or her work in one of her sweatshops!
— Marc Anthony
My wife grew up loving country music, so I always run songs by her whether I wrote it or if somebody pitched it to me.
— Rodney Atkins
Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other is to let her have it.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
When discovered by his wife, kissing the maid, Groucho said, "I was just whispering in her mouth"
— Groucho Marx
I aspire to be
an old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry
an old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry
My wife was delighted with the home I had given her amid the prairies of the far west.
— Buffalo Bill
Who is the best friend to a man and a woman?" The answer is: "A wife to her husband and a husband to his wife.
— Sudha Murty
I just wanted to hold my wife. It was all I had ever wanted to do. I was just as in love with her in our eleventh year as I was in the first.
— Jamie McGuire
He sighed heavily for effect.
"I don't think my wife would like me talking about her. Not with the trial around the corner. — R.L. Mathewson
"I don't think my wife would like me talking about her. Not with the trial around the corner. — R.L. Mathewson
We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife.
— Groucho Marx
The wife should yield in all things to her lord
— Euripides
Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and mules, not humans
— Muhammad Ali
May the bird of paradise fly up your nose, may an elephant caress you with his toes, may your wife be plagued with runners in her hose.
— 'Little' Jimmy Dickens
Being Manny Pacquiao's wife is not easy. It's fun for me and my guys but it's very difficult for her.
— Manny Pacquiao
When I think of my wife, I always think of her head.
— Gillian Flynn
I can't do this without her, Liz, I can't. Every part of my life is wrapped up in her. She's my wife,
— Tara Sivec
Cole should have known better. This man had probably tied down his wife and forced the wedding ring on her hand. He
— Alessandra Torre
Depend upon it, her mother's voice said sternly in her memory, no prudent man will ever accept a wife who knows more than himself.
— Eloisa James
When you marry a woman out of pity, then its a pity that you'll send her away very soon.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
I had made her so unhappy that she had developed a sense of humor. [-Rabo Karabekian]
— Kurt Vonnegut
It's tough to stay married. My wife says no because she's tired then stays up and reads her book.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Peter, Peter Pumpkin Eater,
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Of course you cannot keep a wife-
Everyone's got to live their life! — Kristen McKee
Had a wife and couldn't keep her.
Of course you cannot keep a wife-
Everyone's got to live their life! — Kristen McKee
I don't want my wife to sleep with anyone but me, and I want to give her the same respect.
— Elijah Martin
When a Roman was returning from a trip, he used to send someone ahead to let his wife know, so as not to surprise her in the act.
— Michel De Montaigne
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
— Milton Berle
My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby
— Dele Momodu
An intelligent wife can make her home, in spite of exigencies, pretty much what she pleases.
— William Makepeace Thackeray
A consumer is not a moron. She's your wife. Don't insult her intelligence, and don't shock her.
— David Ogilvy
A husband should not insult his wife publicly, at parties. He should insult her in the privacy of the home.
— James Thurber
Any woman who, by her own admission, is capable of shooting a man in cold blood is likely the perfect wife for me.
— Vanessa Kelly
If you have your wife, and you are proud of something she's done, wouldn't you go and support her in something? That is what I was trying to do.
— Gisele Bundchen
A man who respects his wife, does not sleep with other women. And a woman who respects herself does not allow her husband to get away with it
— Courtney Giardina
Starving whilst schooled is like a man's finding out that his wife is on her periods ... a few seconds after he took Viagra.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
My wife needs her freedom just like me.
— Clive Owen
I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
— Rodney Dangerfield
Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody either?'
— Rodney Dangerfield
Music was our wife and we loved her. We stayed with her, clothed her and put diamond rings on her hands.
— Lionel Hampton
Would it not grieve a woman to be over-mastered by a piece of valiant dust? to make an account of her life to a clod of wayward marle?
— William Shakespeare
His wife was a little sharp-faced woman who bullied her husband when he was sober and was bullied by him when he was drunk.
— James Joyce
My wife gets pampered pretty well. She's had me trained since she was pregnant, when I started making her oatmeal with fresh berries every morning.
— Michael Weatherly
Marriage has made me a lot happier and I'm deeply in love with my wife, and I thank God for her every day.
— Harry Connick Jr.
My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.
— Henny Youngman
He never treated her as a wife. He wooed her over and over again, with presents, flowers, new pleasures.
— Anais Nin
I did it," Gabriel said, conversationally. "I met the woman, the only woman for me. I met her, and now . . . I'm going to meet my wife.
— Eloisa James
My wife said never to judge her until I walked a mile in her shoes. That's how I found out I like wearing high heels.
— Jerry Snider
When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's.
— Rodney Dangerfield
I chose my wife, as she did her wedding gown, for qualities that would wear well.
— Oliver Goldsmith
When a man marries a widow his jealousies revert to the past: no man is as good as his wife says her first husband was
— Samuel Johnson
It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her.
— Gary Player
Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp.
— Johnny Carson
When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma.
— Mark Twain
A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard."
— Frank Carson
When your wife asks you for your opinion, she doesn't really want your opinion. She wants her opinion - just in a deeper voice.
— T. Rafael Cimino
On all the 'Housewives' shows, there's always some wannabe wife who's always sticking her head in.
— Danielle Schneider
My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration.
— Ralph Lauren
When a man's dog turns against him it is time for a wife to pack her trunk and go home to mama.
— Mark Twain
My wife is younger. At one point, I was twice her age. Of course, I was six at the time.
— Jarod Kintz
Pilot season after pilot season, I read the same part: the wife who rolls her eyes at her somewhat immature husband that she still loves. Literally.
— Beth Littleford
a happy wife is a woman who is happy with her Lord.
— Arlene Pellicane
My notion of a wife at 40 is that a man should be able to change her, like a bank note, for two 20s.
— Warren Beatty
The foolish and cruel notion that a wife is to obey her husband has sent more women to the grave than to the courts for a divorce.
— Lemuel K. Washburn
Laughing, the same way a wife might laugh at her husband who always brings home the strangest items from a local antiques market.
— Cassandra Clare
This is my wife, Trish. The Good Lord overwhelms her on occasion. I find it best to just ignore it,
— Kristen Ashley
The king loved his wife, the queen, without limit, and she loved him with all her heart. Something like that could only end in disaster.
— Andrzej Sapkowski
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire.
— Chi Chi Rodriguez
A lover teaches a wife all her husband has kept from her.
— Honore De Balzac
One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to Florida.
— Rodney Dangerfield
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
— Erma Bombeck
Flounder, flounder, in the sea, Come, I pray thee, here to me; For my wife, good Ilsabil, Wills not as I'd have her will.
— HarperPerennial Classics
She had no idea how much I wanted to make her my wife, no clue as to how many nights I fell asleep with that image on my mind.
— Ashlan Thomas
My wife, who, poor wretch, is troubled with her lonely life.
— Samuel Pepys