Wife Birthday Quotes
Collection of top 19 famous quotes about Wife Birthday
Wife Birthday Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Wife Birthday quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'
— Larry David
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once ... You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
— Henny Youngman
It's an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn't had a birthday in seven years.
— Robert Orben
For what did the creator prepare me,Why did he so terribly contradictThe hopes of my youth? ...
— Mikhail Lermontov
we live with those retrievals from childhood that coalesce and echo throughout our lives
— Michael Ondaatje
Never give in or give up easily on a cause.
— Alex Ferguson
Oh, why, dear God, did I marry him?
— Gustave Flaubert
I don't know if I would have the same take on world matters and social issues if I were not gay.
— Don Lemon
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
— E. Joseph Cossman
A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.
— Erma Bombeck
I am a pacifist, but be aware that I also carry a gun.
— M.F. Moonzajer
With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.
— Rodney Dangerfield
In a world of a billion Christians, there should never be a moment on the planet when hurting people feel orphaned by God.
— Johnnie Moore
America was a thing I saw on TV - that wasn't a real world. That wasn't within my realm of dreaming.
— Trevor Noah
I wanted Cathy and Irving to actually say 'I do' and be pronounced husband and wife on Feb. 5, which is my mom's birthday.
— Cathy Guisewite