Wife And Money Quotes
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Wife And Money Quotes & Sayings
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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.
— Ray Romano
The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.
— Jon Bon Jovi
I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!
— Rodney Dangerfield
14People receive houses and money from their parents, but a good wife is a gift from the LORD.
— Anonymous
I have money, fame, a happy wife, our daughter Nell.
— Robert M. Pirsig
A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Bordoni and his wife fled to Venezuela, where he used some of the stolen money to buy a $3 million home and citizenship.103
— Gerald Posner
Don't eatthose nice green dollars your wife
gives you for breakfast. — Denise Levertov
I love my wife. She had money when I didn't.
— Joe Jamail
You contribute much to your marriage by the wise, thrifty, diligent management and oversight of your part of the household budget.
— Elizabeth George
Life was good to me. I had a great wife, good kids, money, my own health and I'm lonely and bored. — O.J. Simpson
I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese.
— Rowan Atkinson
Save money for adversity, wife against riches undoubtedly,But save the soul even against wife and riches invariably.
[6] 1.6 Chanakya — Munindra Misra
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
— Lana Turner
Money can't buy marital happiness, but you can buy a sports car to get away as quickly as you can when your wife is angry with you.
— Matshona Dhliwayo
There is so much more to marriage than who makes the money. Some of the hardest parts don't come with a paycheck.
— Michelle M. Pillow
One year was so bad for me and my wife that we were going to have to sell our house until Elaine decided to change career and earn some money.
— Peter Capaldi
The press called me a billionaire, and my wife came up and said I must be squirreling money away.
— Foster Friess
My wife and I are really strange people. We never spend any money.
— Robert Sean Leonard
"You see," said Mr. Toots, "what I wanted in a wife was - in short, was sense. Money, Feeder, I had. Sense I - I had not, particularly."
— Charles Dickens
Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.
— Ilie Nastase
ever since he discovered that all his millions could not bring him back his wife, he has learned to despise money.
— Stefan Zweig
Green is my favorite. And it's my favorite because it's the color of my wife's eyes, grass, trees, life, and money, and mother earth!
— Casper Van Dien
I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money ... sorry wife.
— Mikhail Grabovski
My wife works harder than anyone else with the children around the house. I make the money, sure, but she does everything else.
— Melissa Etheridge
There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
— Benjamin Franklin
I don't get any money from my wife.
— Kevin Federline
My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!
— Eddie Murphy
You can no longer define your manhood by whether you're on a nine-to-five job or you're making more money than your wife.
— Tempestt Bledsoe
If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around.
— Finley Peter Dunne
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
— Helen Rowland
My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much.
— Rodney Dangerfield
