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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. — Ray Romano

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure. — Jon Bon Jovi

I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless! — Rodney Dangerfield

14People receive houses and money from their parents, but a good wife is a gift from the LORD. — Anonymous

I have money, fame, a happy wife, our daughter Nell. — Robert M. Pirsig

A salary is, to a man's employer, what his wife's vagina is to his wife: a tool used to (1) reward; and (2) control him. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Bordoni and his wife fled to Venezuela, where he used some of the stolen money to buy a $3 million home and citizenship.103 — Gerald Posner

Don't eat
those nice green dollars your wife
gives you for breakfast. — Denise Levertov

I love my wife. She had money when I didn't. — Joe Jamail

You contribute much to your marriage by the wise, thrifty, diligent management and oversight of your part of the household budget. — Elizabeth George

Life was good to me. I had a great wife, good kids, money, my own health
and I'm lonely and bored. — O.J. Simpson

I'm as poor as a church mouse, that's just had an enormous tax bill on the very day his wife ran off with another mouse, taking all the cheese. — Rowan Atkinson

Save money for adversity, wife against riches undoubtedly,
But save the soul even against wife and riches invariably.
[6] 1.6 Chanakya — Munindra Misra

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. — Lana Turner

Sovereign money procures a wife with a large fortune, gets a man credit, creates friends, stands in place of pedigree, and even of beauty. — Horace

Money can't buy marital happiness, but you can buy a sports car to get away as quickly as you can when your wife is angry with you. — Matshona Dhliwayo

There is so much more to marriage than who makes the money. Some of the hardest parts don't come with a paycheck. — Michelle M. Pillow

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law. — Tim Heaton

One year was so bad for me and my wife that we were going to have to sell our house until Elaine decided to change career and earn some money. — Peter Capaldi

The press called me a billionaire, and my wife came up and said I must be squirreling money away. — Foster Friess

My wife and I are really strange people. We never spend any money. — Robert Sean Leonard

A lot of people look for you to change. Everything has stayed the same. Financially, this is God's money, and my wife and I are just stewards of it. — Andre Ward

"You see," said Mr. Toots, "what I wanted in a wife was - in short, was sense. Money, Feeder, I had. Sense I - I had not, particularly." — Charles Dickens

We spent a lot of money on buying clothes, but we spend our best times naked.. — Eyden I.

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife. — Ilie Nastase

I am a professional photographer because it is the best way I know to earn the money I require to take care of my wife and children. — Irving Penn

The money was going to come and go, between a wife and the IRS. The thrill of beating the best field in golf is what will always stay with me. — Calvin Peete

ever since he discovered that all his millions could not bring him back his wife, he has learned to despise money. — Stefan Zweig

But money, wife, is the true Fuller's Earth for reputations, there is not a spot or a stain but what it can take out. — John Gay

When you leave a good job to go off on your own and don't expect to make money for a while, you name the firm whatever your wife says you should. — David Einhorn

Green is my favorite. And it's my favorite because it's the color of my wife's eyes, grass, trees, life, and money, and mother earth! — Casper Van Dien

I don't think so. Anyways, I don't spend money. My wife spends money ... sorry wife. — Mikhail Grabovski

My wife works harder than anyone else with the children around the house. I make the money, sure, but she does everything else. — Melissa Etheridge

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money. — Benjamin Franklin

I don't get any money from my wife. — Kevin Federline

My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money! — Eddie Murphy

Health care amounts to l4% of our GNP-a lot of money. It is the size of the Italian economy. And the president turned it over to his wife. — Jack Kemp

You can no longer define your manhood by whether you're on a nine-to-five job or you're making more money than your wife. — Tempestt Bledsoe

I live a good life but a pretty simply life. I just store all my money under my mattress. My wife and I travel, and I bought my dream car, the Cobra. — Aaron Paul

If a man is wise, he gets rich an' if he gets rich, he gets foolish, or his wife does. That's what keeps the money movin' around. — Finley Peter Dunne

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. — Helen Rowland

My wife and I keep fighting about sex and money. I think she charges me too much. — Rodney Dangerfield

No one wants to wife a hoodrat who would rather spend the money over helping him bring it in. — Cassie