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Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife. — Samuel Richardson

Virtue will cut your head off, vice will only cut your hair. — Honore De Balzac

The theater is like a faithful wife. The film is the great adventure - the costly, exacting mistress. — Ingmar Bergman

Partner with churches to assist the poor. — Jim DeMint

And I think that everything in life is kind of unreal, isn't it? — James Patterson

Being bilingual is like having a wife and a mistress. One can never be sure of either. — Natalie Clifford Barney

As I've explained to my wife many times, you have to kill your wife or mistress to get on the front page of the papers. — Julian Barnes

One is bound to one's wife, but has a bond to one's mistress. — Peter Prange

I regard England as my wife and America as my mistress. — Cedric Hardwicke

Don't say 'wife.' I'm your mistress. Wife's such an ugly word. Your 'permanent mistress' is so much more tangible and desirable ... . — F Scott Fitzgerald

We have a history when things are really horrible of wading in when no one else will. — Charlie Munger

When a man takes a mistress, he doesn't turn around and divorce his wife. — Arthur Golden

A wife is meant to be cherished and to be treated with a gentle hand, while a mistress is a convenient cunt to rut in. — Sylvia Day

I've always found it much more dangerous to fool with a man's mistress than his wife. — Harold Robbins

The richest people are those who have an abundance of what we take with us into the next life. — Richelle E. Goodrich

Monogamy is the Western custom of one wife and hardly any mistresses. — Hector Hugh Munro

Wit may do very well for a mistress, but [I] should prefer reason for a wife. — Charles Caleb Colton

MySpace is my wife ... Facebook is my mistress. — Paulo Coelho

Medicine is my lawful wife, and literature is my mistress. When I get fed up with one, I spend the night with the other — Anton Chekhov

Our prejudices are our mistresses; reason is at best our wife, very often heard indeed, but seldom minded. — Lord Chesterfield

Literature is a splendid mistress, but a bad wife. — Rudyard Kipling

Anything a wife should do, I'm terrible at. Anything a mistress should do, I'll try. — Tori Amos

You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day. — Don Meyer

Why would a man need both a wife and a mistress? A smart man would seek out and fall in love with a woman who can play both. — Brenda Jackson

It is written that a wife shall be submissive to her husband. It is nowhere written that his mistress should be. — Johann Sigurjonsson

Nobody strives to lose. — Shia Labeouf

It's called a pen. It's like a printer, hooked straight to my brain. — Dale Dauten

Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. — Victor Hugo

Being weird adds spice to life. Having weird friends just deepens the flavor — Jayelle Cochran

What business had I to think of one that never thought of me? — Anne Bronte

Your wife doesn't want to hear a word about how hot your mistress is, and vice versa. — John Benjamin Hickey

Narrative prose is a legal wife, while drama is a posturing, boisterous, cheeky and wearisome mistress. — Anton Chekhov

A woman should be able to kiss a man beautifully and romantically without any desire to be either his wife or his mistress. — F Scott Fitzgerald

You're far too prickly tempered to be a mistress. You're far better suited as a wife. — Lisa Kleypas

England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife. — Cedric Hardwicke