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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning. — Ray Romano

You need to be my wife to win with me. — Pawan Mishra

I told my wife when I was rolling up, I felt like the president. — Shaquille O'Neal

A man is very revealed by his wife, just as a woman is revealed by her husband. People never marry beneath or above themselves, I assure you. — Carol Grace

A husband and wife should tell each other about the things that are on their mind, otherwise you get nowhere, — E.B. White

By marriage the husband and wife are one person in law, that is, the very being or legal existence of the woman is suspended during marriage. — William Blackstone

I never wanted to be a trophy wife. I wanted to make it on my own. I didn't want to depend on a man. — Mamie Van Doren

Have your own life before you become somebody's wife. — Beyonce Knowles

The biggest inspiration for everything I do is, of course, my wife, playwright Ruth McKee. — Brian K. Vaughan

Helmer: "Before all else you are a wife and a mother." Nora: "That I no longer believe. I believe that before all else I am a human being." — Henrik Ibsen

You are like me, a free man. The sky is your wife. — Larry McMurtry

I made a horrendous mistake not apologizing to my wife — Ray Rice

My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way. — Henny Youngman

A vegan who beats his wife is far further down the ethical ladder than a meat eater who's kind to his children. — Moby

You make a very handsome dead eel, my husband,"
"For a boiled mollusk, you wear black quite well, my wife, — Grace Draven

Confucius say wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse. — Confucius

The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. — Michael Jordan

I aspire to be
an old man
with an old wife
laughing at old jokes
from a wild youth. — Atticus Poetry

The paramount destiny and mission of woman is to fulfill the noble and benign offices of wife and mother. That is the law of the Creator. — Joseph P. Bradley

The party now is having my kids laugh and my wife laugh and my teammates. I want them to see me have fun and put it in a different way. — Brett Favre

Happy is that family where both the husband and wife are mutual members of Christ's body — William Gouge

Although we were never pals and occasionally butted heads, my relationship with Clinton and his wife, Hillary, made me a better journalist. — Ron Fournier

Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried. — Charles Caleb Colton

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond

Behind every great man is his wife trying to keep him alive. — Justin Baldoni

Anne of Austria, wife of Louis XIII of France, had such an aversion to roses that she could not stand seeing one even in a painting. — Allen Lacy

A husband's mother and his wife had generally better be visitors than inmates — Samuel Richardson

Hee that hath a wife and children wants not businesse. — George Herbert

A daughter's your daughter for the rest of your life. A son's a son 'til he takes a wife — S.E. Hall

Oh, yes. Wife. Children. Home. Everything. The full catastrophe. — Nikos Kazantzakis

Since I left basketball, and my wife, it's been a glorious feast of lovemaking. — Rick Fox

The wife was pretty, trifling, childish, weak; She could not think, but would not cease to speak. — George Crabbe

I had wanted to get married, but I realized now that I never wanted to be a 'wife. — Jill Bialosky

You're my best friend,
You're my love,
You're my life.
I can't wait to
make you
my wife!
Love, Ryan — Tina Reber

England is my wife, America my mistress. It is very good sometimes to get away from one's wife. — Cedric Hardwicke

I save the curly one for my wife — Sitta Karina

She is but half a wife that is not, nor is capable of being, a friend. — William Penn

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife. — Queen Victoria

How cruel a life, that the sight of my dead wife means hope. — Pierce Brown

I think my wife married me for my guacamole. — Kyle MacLachlan

loved my wife. Paige was part of my past, obviously part of Jack's present. — Carolyn Arnold

I'm marrying my common-law wife, Beth, the Christian way, with a preacher and all that. — Duane Chapman

My wife Ricky is my muse. Her personal style and natural beauty have always been my inspiration. — Ralph Lauren

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. — Rodney Dangerfield

When a man's dog turns against hime, it is time for his wife to pack her trunk and go home to mamma. — Mark Twain

An intelligent wife can make her home, in spite of exigencies, pretty much what she pleases. — William Makepeace Thackeray

The word and works of God is quite clear, that women were made either to be wives or prostitutes. — Martin Luther

I have a wife and anything. That's the arrangement we have. I have a wife, and she's cool. And also I have anything I want. — Nick Thune

It's a marriage. If I had to choose between my wife and my putter, well, I'd miss her. — Gary Player

My wife thought I deserved it, but I always thought the Nobel a Western prize. — Naguib Mahfouz

Never ask your wife if she still hears from her old pimp. — Johnny Carson

I shun father and mother and wife and brother, when my genius calls me. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives. — Charlotte Whitton

A man whose every exertion is bent upon showing up the flaws in his wife's character must be at least partially responsible for some of them. — Phyllis Bottome

I've got it made. I've got a wife and a TV set - and they're both working. — Willie Pep

I've had three wives, six children and six grandchildren and I still don't understand women — John Wayne

I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife. — Gary Coleman

Few males achieve any real freedom in their sexual relations even with their wives. Few males realise how badly inhibited they are on these matters. — Alfred Kinsey

My wife has to be the worst cook. I don't believe meatloaf should glow in the dark — Rodney Dangerfield

[To the heckler who said, 'If you were my wife I'd poison you':] No, you wouldn't. I'd do it myself. — Emmeline Pankhurst

My high school years were fun and frustrating, typical of the teen years. The most important accomplishment was meeting my wife, Ruth. — Alan J. Heeger

My wife says I'm much happier when I'm not a regular on a TV show. — Alan Dale

My mother is my father's wife. And the children of lovers are orphans. — Nancy Horan

Forty percent of my ideas came from my wife. — Mike Royer

I guess you could say I have bad taste in men. But I no longer feel the need to be someone's wife. — Halle Berry

I don't trust that many people. Just my mother and my wife and a couple of friends. When I trust people, it doesn't end well. — Gary Sheffield

Winning is the only thing that makes me happy. Ask my wife. I don't get happy about anniversaries or birthdays. I don't care about that. Just winning. — Jeff Kent

Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife — Shelley Winters

Formal courtesy between husband and wife is even more important than it is between strangers. — Robert A. Heinlein

I already have a wife who is too much for me.. she is my art, and my works are my children. — Michelangelo

I'm not much for setup ... punch line. I talk about my kids. I talk about my wife. — Al Madrigal

Moonrise is a fabulous novel and my damn wife wrote it and that's me up there near Highlands shouting it out to the hills. — Pat Conroy

Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. — Victor Hugo

Home for me is wherever my wife and kid are. — Mark Hoppus

One danger of a man succeeding is that it teaches his wife and daughter not to worry about success. — Warren Farrell

When a husband and wife are concerned only about their own individual desires, the stage is set for conflict. — Billy Graham

On all the 'Housewives' shows, there's always some wannabe wife who's always sticking her head in. — Danielle Schneider

How can you tell your wife you are just popping out to play a match and then not come back for five days? — Rafael Benitez

As you can see marriage is about putting away selfishness and taking on the concept of teamwork. — Jim George

Some perfect wife I am. I've been married four times, divorced four times, have no children, and can't boil an egg. — Myrna Loy

In my whole career, I've never really gotten hurt. The only ones that really hurt me were my wives. — Jake LaMotta

My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats. — Woody Allen

I like to joke with my wife that she's the CEO of ... certainly of our household. — Scott Pruett

I live in Santa Barbara. My wife's American, and she lived in England for 11 years and then told me she'd had enough. — Martin Gore

Double of wife , mean you a live Double of life. — As I See

When I looked around, with my wife, Sarasota seemed like the best place in Florida. We settled about one mile from Siesta Key. — John Lutz

I have a beautiful wife and a wonderful support system and I think in those low moments, I could never thank them enough. — Sean Mackin

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal. — Woody Allen

Penard's got a secret baby!' Fifteen-year-old Richard twisted his lips up at one end. 'Maybe he has a secret wife in the attic! — Olivia Newport

Don't do it," the voice calmly said from the other side of the door. "I
have a way that you will be able to see your wife and son again. — Phil Wohl

With wine and food, the confidence of my own table, and the necessity of reassuring my wife, I grew by insensible degrees courageous and secure. — H.G.Wells

I am a hopeless romantic, and so is my wife. — Nick Cannon

A man says to his mate: "My wife is a twin." His mate says, "How do you tell them apart?" The man says: "Her brother has a beard." — Frank Carson

Men generally are afraid of a wife who has more understanding than themselves. — Samuel Richardson

When your wife asks you for your opinion, she doesn't really want your opinion. She wants her opinion - just in a deeper voice. — T. Rafael Cimino

When a woman is frustrated, and it's your wife, you as the husband get that frustration. — Magic Johnson

There was a barber and his wife. And he was beautiful. A proper artist with a knife but they transported him for life. And he was beautiful — Anonymous

I don't have a wife, I don't have any kids, I don't have any addictions that keep me drooling on the couch, and I'm kind of target oriented. — Henry Rollins

When a man has been consistently battering his wife, he shouldn't expect a bouquet of roses from her the morning after he promises to stop. — Joe Slovo

The wife of a self-admirer must expect a very cold and negligent husband. — Samuel Richardson