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Why I Drink Quotes By Noel Coward: Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't

Why do I drink Champagne for breakfast? Doesn't everyone? — Noel Coward

Why I Drink Quotes By William Shakespeare: Cleopatra: Give me to drink Mandragora.Charmian: Why, madam?

Cleopatra: Give me to drink Mandragora.
Charmian: Why, madam?
Cleopatra: That I might sleep out this great gap of time my Antony is away. — William Shakespeare

Why I Drink Quotes By Gabriel Iglesias: I'm not on a diet. And it's funny

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake. — Gabriel Iglesias

Why I Drink Quotes By Terry Pratchett: He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why

He wanted one drink, and understood precisely why he wasn't going to have one. One drink ended up arriving in a dozen glasses. — Terry Pratchett

Why I Drink Quotes By Wendy Liebman: I found out why cats drink out of

I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like: How did my mother know that? — Wendy Liebman

Why I Drink Quotes By Andrea Cremer: I don't know how you drink this straight.

I don't know how you drink this straight. You're badass."
"That's why I am your boss- — Andrea Cremer

Why I Drink Quotes By Haruki Murakami: Why do you read books?" he asked. "Why

Why do you read books?" he asked. "Why do you drink beer?" I replied without glancing in his direction, — Haruki Murakami

Why I Drink Quotes By V.E Schwab: This is why I drink." Lenos

This is why I drink." Lenos — V.E Schwab

Why I Drink Quotes By Kenya Moss-Dyme: This is why I don't drink, she thought

This is why I don't drink, she thought to herself before everything shut down. — Kenya Moss-Dyme

Why I Drink Quotes By Robert E.Lee: I like whiskey. I always did, and that

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. — Robert E.Lee

Why I Drink Quotes By Abraham Lincoln: Why don't I drink from a straw? Because

Why don't I drink from a straw? Because straws are for suckers. — Abraham Lincoln

Why I Drink Quotes By Manoj Bhargava: 5-Hour Energy is not an energy drink, it's

5-Hour Energy is not an energy drink, it's a focus drink. But we can't say that. The FDA doesn't like the word 'focus.' I have no idea why. — Manoj Bhargava

Why I Drink Quotes By Bob Marley: Why drink and drive if I can smoke

Why drink and drive if I can smoke and fly? — Bob Marley

Why I Drink Quotes By J.K. Rowling: Why can't I drink the potion instead?" asked

Why can't I drink the potion instead?" asked Harry desperately.
"Because I am much older, much cleverer, and much less valuable," said Dumbledore. — J.K. Rowling

Why I Drink Quotes By Stonewall Jackson: I like liquor - its taste and its

I like liquor - its taste and its effects - and that is just the reason why I never drink it. — Stonewall Jackson

Why I Drink Quotes By Dana Gould: Why is it, when I have nothing to

Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing done. — Dana Gould

Why I Drink Quotes By Dorothy B. Hughes: He finished his drink. 'I don't like mornings

He finished his drink. 'I don't like mornings either,' he said. That's why I'm a writer. — Dorothy B. Hughes

Why I Drink Quotes By Shemp Howard: There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink

There's a thousand reasons why I shouldn't drink ... but I can't think of one right now. — Shemp Howard

Why I Drink Quotes By Janis Joplin: I think I think too much. That's why

I think I think too much. That's why I drink! — Janis Joplin

Why I Drink Quotes By Winston Churchill: I drink a great deal. I sleep a

I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form. — Winston Churchill

Why I Drink Quotes By Kabir: Seeking Why run around sprinkling holy water? There's

Seeking Why run around sprinkling holy water? There's an ocean inside you, and when you're ready you'll drink. — Kabir

Why I Drink Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I don't like people who drink decaf coffee

I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka. — Chelsea Handler

Why I Drink Quotes By L.A. Casey: I want a new liver to replace my

I want a new liver to replace my heart."
"Um, why?"
"Because then I could drink more and care less. — L.A. Casey

Why I Drink Quotes By Dylan Moran: Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island? — Dylan Moran

Why I Drink Quotes By Skip Clark: I am what I eat and drink, that's

I am what I eat and drink, that's why my sweat smells like bacon and beer. — Skip Clark

Why I Drink Quotes By Devon Aoki: I sometimes think, would I drink the milk

I sometimes think, would I drink the milk from the breast of a woman I don't know? No. So I think, why would I drink it from a cow? — Devon Aoki

Why I Drink Quotes By Nancy Astor The Viscountess Astor: One reason why I don't drink is because

One reason why I don't drink is because I wish to know when I am having a good time. — Nancy Astor The Viscountess Astor

Why I Drink Quotes By Sam Harris: Why didn't I decide to drink a glass

Why didn't I decide to drink a glass of juice? The thought never occurred to me. Am I free to do that which does not occur to me to do? Of course not. — Sam Harris

Why I Drink Quotes By Brandon Sanderson: Ham shook his head, sitting down, pouring himself

Ham shook his head, sitting down, pouring himself something to drink. "I don't get it, El. Why'd she attack him?"
"She's loony," Spook said. — Brandon Sanderson