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Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton.
— Dan Duva
Truth is what your contemporaries let you get away with.
— Richard M. Rorty
He took your sweet, funny, perfect heart ... and he destroyed it. Why do you keep letting him do it over and over again?
— Jess Rothenberg
Those who walk the talk get the work.
— Gina Greenlee
In a blackout, a Polish man was stuck on an escalator for two hours. I asked him, "Why didn't you walk down?" He said, "because I was going up!"
— Henny Youngman
Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.
— Marsha Warfield
She hates everything that is not what she longs for.
— George Eliot
Why had his mother gone to the trouble of bringing him into the world if the most exciting moment in his life was having been made lame by a bayonet?
— Felix J. Palma
Self-respect and a clear conscience are powerful components of integrity and are the basis for enriching your relationships with others.
— Denis Waitley
When you rise quickly like a swallow, you must keep in mind that you may also fall fast like a stone!
— Mehmet Murat Ildan