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Who Said Funny Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: I asked him "Who said you could fool

I asked him "Who said you could fool around with my wife" he said everybody. — Rodney Dangerfield

Who Said Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: When I was a kid I had a

When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said. — Steven Wright

Who Said Funny Quotes By Michael Grant: Who are you?' Gaia gasped.The girl froze for

Who are you?' Gaia gasped.
The girl froze for a moment.
Looked at her. Smiled and said, 'Who am I? I'm the Breeze, bitch! — Michael Grant

Who Said Funny Quotes By Jack Paar: The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant

The only non-believer I encountered was Oscar Levant who wouldn't visit Disneyland because he said he had his own hallucinations. — Jack Paar

Who Said Funny Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Who's there?""The scratcher of your itch," he said.She

Who's there?"
"The scratcher of your itch," he said.
She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. "Was that supposed to be romantic? — Jill Shalvis

Who Said Funny Quotes By Joan Rivers: I think it was Cosby who also said

I think it was Cosby who also said to me, 'If only 2 percent of the world thinks you're funny, you'll still fill stadiums for the rest of your life.' — Joan Rivers

Who Said Funny Quotes By Thomas Carlyle: A poor creature who has said or done

A poor creature who has said or done nothing worth a serious man taking the trouble of remembering. — Thomas Carlyle

Who Said Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: Then there was a man who said, 'I

Then there was a man who said, 'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late' — Oscar Wilde

Who Said Funny Quotes By Clive Barker: Is there any good news?' Tesla said.Who ever

Is there any good news?' Tesla said.
Who ever promised that? Who ever said there'd be good news? — Clive Barker

Who Said Funny Quotes By Plato: Of course, he said, he who is of

Of course, he said, he who is of a certain nature, is like those who are
of a certain nature; he who is not, not. — Plato

Who Said Funny Quotes By Susan Mallery: To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said,

To the stupidity of men, " Dakota said, raising a glass. "And my brother, who is their king. — Susan Mallery

Who Said Funny Quotes By Niels Bohr: A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing

A person who wasn't outraged on first hearing about quantum theory didn't understand what had been said. — Niels Bohr

Who Said Funny Quotes By Red Buttons: Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr.,

Moshe Dayan, who said to Sammy Davis, Jr., That's funny, to me you only look half Jewish. Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Who Said Funny Quotes By Michael Thomas Ford: To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane

To be fair he is Lord Byron," Jane said. "I don't know many people who haven't slept with him at one time or another."
Jane Fairfax — Michael Thomas Ford

Who Said Funny Quotes By John Flanagan: Yes, I'm back," he said, "And look who

Yes, I'm back," he said, "And look who I ran into."
Horace grinned at him. "i hope you ran into him hard."
"As hard as I could. — John Flanagan

Who Said Funny Quotes By T.H. White: Who said that?" asked Sir Grummore."But the sword

Who said that?" asked Sir Grummore.
"But the sword said it, like I tell you."
"Talkative weapon," remarked Sir Grummore skeptically. — T.H. White

Who Said Funny Quotes By Brad Boney: Ancient Chinese proverb," he said, heading toward the

Ancient Chinese proverb," he said, heading toward the kitchen.
"He who butt-fucks all night wakes up with sore asshole. — Brad Boney

Who Said Funny Quotes By Jeff Dunham: I've always said that instead of watching a

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny. — Jeff Dunham