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I'm here to rape, and pillage, and run off with all of your spoons.
— Steven Scott Williamson
We should imitate the great classics. We would miss, and that miss would be our originality.
— Raymond Radiguet
When we allow our children to become independent decision makers we give them a false idea of liberty and a mistaken notion about freedom.
— Tedd Tripp
There is a solution to any problem; you have to solve the puzzle.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
I can't seem to recall if I've ever had amnesia before.
— Stewart Lee Beck
Above us, the moon hangs like a fat blister on the feel of the sky, ready to burst in a spray of viscous white pus
chap 22. — Jonathan Tropper
chap 22. — Jonathan Tropper
As soon as you start wanting something, then your eyes can see; your mind will be open to identify all the possible ways of obtaining it.
— Innocent Mwatsikesimbe
Everything direct is positive, everything indirect is negative.
— Martin Walser
That's what came from having romance in your soul. You believe in things like love at first sight and perfect presents.
— Dorothy Koomson
Jerry Kilgore offers denial and delusion, ... Mr. Kaine Delusion and deceit. That means nothing happens.
— Russ Potts
The realization of God's presence is the one sovereign remedy against temptation.
— Francois Fenelon
A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.
— Adlai Stevenson
I thought it would be funny to take a photo in the White House bathroom, I take pictures everywhere I go, but I don't think I can top that one.
— John Legend
I'm a relatively respectable citizen. Multiple felon perhaps, but certainly not dangerous.
— Hunter S. Thompson