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Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink. — Haruki Murakami

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world. — Ed McMahon

We partied with the royal rich people, and we felt like rock stars. We drank all the whiskey in the place. — Charles Kelley

He loves her like a gambler loves a fast racehorse or a desperate man loves whiskey. That kind of love eats a man up. — Dorothy Allison

He knocked the whiskey back neatly and did not grimace. "Once more, please. Once more with feeling, as they say in the world next door. — Stephen King

It's Coke, my man. You really think I'm going to let you pour any more alcohol into your body tonight? — Jason Jack Miller

Old but contented, the face of a man who had sipped life's vinegar and found it, by and large, to be mostly whiskey, and good whiskey at that. — Neil Gaiman

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey. — Bill Murray

Most Allomancers didn't use whiskey in their metal vials. Most Allomancers were missing out on a perfect opportunity. — Brandon Sanderson

Jabbo and Bungalow came in out of the weather in a bathless reek of cold wool and splo whiskey. — Cormac McCarthy

Whenever Mary the other twenty griffins Mary had finds riders the destruction they could bring would be enormous. — Whiskey Flowers

I tell her all the time,'whiskey is risky and it makes girls frisky. — Laura Anderson Kurk

I like my whiskey wild, — Jack Kerouac

Inspiring bold JohnBarleycorn! What dangers thou canst make us scorn! Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil! — Robert Burns

As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Americans are big boys. You can talk them into almost anything. Just sit with them for half an hour over a bottle of whiskey and be a nice guy. — Nguyen Cao Ky

Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets. — Logan Pearsall Smith

Bourbon is a type of corn whiskey, requiring that it be made with more than 51% corn. — Benjamin Vicks

With more insight into the English character, I poured out a stiff whisky and soda and placed it in front of the gloomy inspector. — Agatha Christie

I have just had eighteen whiskeys in a row. I do believe that is a record. — Dylan Thomas

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games. — Casey Stengel

She spilled whiskey on her shirt, she gon have to get it cleaned. She been going way to hard, someone has to intervene. — Drake

When a man spends his relief checks on green whiskey his children have a way of crying from hunger pains. — Harper Lee

Ya think that the whiskey tastes good? Try a big cup of sobriety - now that is the good stuff! — Steven Tyler

Some seek
solace in
whiskey,

I drown my
sorrows
in ink. — Noor Shirazie

To be or not to be, fucked up on whiskey, that is the question. — Robert Black

Always carry a large flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and further, always carry a small snake. — Sara Gruen

I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it. — Robert E.Lee

The whiskey looks like transparent wood in my glass. — Katherine Dunn

Music, arrow to pierce all barriers. Music, the great equalizer. Music, invader of centuries. Nectar of demons, whiskey flask of God. — Carolina De Robertis

Give me lace and whiskey, Mama's own remedy. — Alice Cooper

NO POLITICIAN COULD devote as many evenings to poker and whiskey as had Henry Clay and expect a decorous presidential campaign. — Amy S. Greenberg

Drowned in a vat of whiskey ... Oh Death, where is thy sting? — W.C. Fields

How can it not be bothering you though?" she asked.
"Beer, whiskey, and an invisible wall," I lied. — Alyse M. Gardner

God invented whiskey so the Irish wouldn't rule the world. — Jim Bishop

Suggested remedy for the common cold: A good gulp of whiskey at bedtime-it's not very scientific, but it helps. — Alexander Fleming

She lives on the fumes of whiskey and the iron in the blood of her prey. — Hilary Mantel

Yeah, but a hellbender never dies. You ever see a dead one? — Jason Jack Miller

The echo of the first shot, like the first sip of whiskey, burning ... — Richard K. Morgan

Good work last night, whiskey, too bad you can't make sleep as restful as you make it deep. — Imogen Binnie

A taste of whiskey had changed her mood, as a touch of acid will change the color of blue litmus paper. — Ross Macdonald

Her mother bent close, the smell of whiskey and beer and sweat as familiar as any perfume to Kaye. — Holly Black

Brother, be a brother, fill this tiny cup of mine. And please, sir, make it whiskey: I have no head for wine! — Nick Cave

An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve. — Don Marquis

He taught me the difference between a good single malt whisky and a bad one. — Catherine Zeta-Jones

I sit here in this chair, I pour myself some whiskey, and watch my troubles vanish into the air. — Randy Newman

Oh! Moon of Alabama We now must say good-bye We've lost our good old mama And must have whiskey Oh, you know why! — Bertolt Brecht

Thank God for whiskey or the world would be so full of secrets the weight would spin us into the sun. — Richard Kadrey

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world. — Kinky Friedman

A woman warm and willing is what I'm looking for, cause the whiskey ain't working anymore. — Travis Tritt

I think booze is a good ritual. I think knocking back a shot of whiskey does calm the nerves and helps a lot. — Rose Leslie

Good friends, good whiskey, and good lovin', I want to thank you Lord. — Hank Williams Jr.

This time. The whiskey burned down Jett's throat and probably messed with his brain. The beauty of oblivion. If he couldn't find her, then that — J.C. Reed

Son, if you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and then vote against 'em, you don't deserve to be here. — Sam Rayburn

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must. — Carl Sandburg

The whiskey's aroma was his equivalent of fresh brewed coffee. 'Here's looking at you, love,' Mayne said aloud, raising the bottle to his lips.
— Del James

Men are nicotine soaked, beer besmirched, whiskey greased, red-eyed devils. — Carrie Nation

Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell. — Billy Sunday

Politicians and music don't mix. It's like whiskey and wine. — Kid Rock

A knee to the balls from a car full of clowns would have been less awkward than the look he was receiving from the whiskey-eyed angel. — Lisa N. Paul

Congress allows lemonade to the members and has it charged under the head of stationery-I move also that whiskey be allowed under the item of fuel. — Davy Crockett

You can steal my women but don't play with my whiskey. — Charles Bukowski

When I was a young reporter, the great vice among journalists was whiskey. Today, it's cynicism. — Paul Simon

The giant imaginary bottle of whiskey is with me. — Rocko

I love whiskey and haggis. I can't get enough of either. — Kevin McKidd

There ain't no justice, laws of nature rule this land. Better hide your horses, bury your whiskey. — Toby Keith

Music lets you write your own checks. Don't ever forget that. — Jason Jack Miller

His two great loves were hard work and hard work's reward - whiskey, when he could get it, and gin when he could not. — Eleanor Catton

Standing at this liquor store, whiskey coming through my pores, feeling like I run this whole block — Bruno Mars

Keep trying?
I'd rather keep walking. I mean, whisky is whisky — Ljupka Cvetanova

The whiskey had its own mind. Or spirit, he said. A cunning spirit. Sometimes it fooled him. Sometimes it set him free. — Louise Erdrich

Give me snuff, whiskey, and Swedes, and I will build a railroad to hell. — James J. Hill

I get whiskey bent and hell bound. — Hank Williams Jr.

Coffee, whiskey, and fishing poles. That's really all you need in life. — Brandi Carlile

You can't find the answers on the bottom of a whiskey glass, but if you look hard enough you'll forget the questions. — George Patterson

A burn, like the first taste of whiskey, then pure, unabashed ecstasy — Lauren Blakely

Pride, lust, and whiskey are a potent combination. — Rachel Bach

Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey! — Zachary Taylor

I make my protein drink with whiskey. People think I'm crazy, but that's the way I am. I get stoned, I do my own thing. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak. — Johnny Carson

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others. — William Faulkner

What else could I tell them? I like my women like I like my whiskey: 12 years old and mixed up with coke. — Zach Braff

Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey. — Luke Bryan

Henry rested, possessed of many pills
& gin & whiskey. He put up his feet
& switched on Schubert,
His tranquility lasted five minutes. — Jerome W. Berryman

Hazel wears a beret, is 1940s skinny, speaks in a full whisper, drinks whiskey, smokes impressively, and holds the eye. — Morrissey

I have never in my life seen a Kentuckian who didn't have a gun, a pack of cards, and a jug of whiskey. — Andrew Jackson

The second whiskey is always my favorite. From the third on, it no longer has any taste. It's just something to pour into your stomach. — Haruki Murakami

IT'S NOT THE HONEY WHISKEY IN A FRIDAY NIGHT - IT'S THE MANIC SHOW OF POETRY TWEETS THAT TURNS ME ON. — Amy King

Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man. — Masataka Taketsuru

When all else fails, drink some tea. Really. You'll be amazed how many problems it can solve. We like to think of it as Buddha's whiskey. — Tara Cottrell

Nothing else in the whole wide world matters as much as avenging your sister. — Jason Jack Miller

Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title. — Layne Staley

I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach

Whiskey: a torchligh procession marching down your throat. — George William Russell

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford. — Ambrose Bierce

Curing RM is in the realm of magical pixies and talking dogs that piss whiskey. It's impossible. — Dan Wells

His desire for this to be a joke was quickly replaced by a desire for whiskey. — A. Ashley Straker

I must not mix champage, whiskey, and gin. (Repeated fifty times to fill column.) — Westbrook Pegler

Come, let me know what it is that makes a Scotch man happy! — Samuel Johnson

In truth they did not look like men who might have whiskey they hadnt drunk. — Cormac McCarthy